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>>571428319
0/10 would wipe my ass with the dress
Inherited £100k from my fat lesbian aunt that died. Am complete loser, hate my family, except my young brother so thinking of becoming an hero so may as well give some of it away to btards. Count to 8 (my favourite number) and those involved will be Paypal-led. Hate Paypal too.
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>>571411924
As hard as I could get, Can't really fap
http://www.mediafire.com/watch/2t066d1a6nv83ax/20140930_013527.mp4
>>571420182
agreed, too small
>>571420264
Video not picture
>>571420182
I have all the threads archived and the songs also.
In 2010 before the close of Limewire someone shared for 4 hours a file he called his "secret stash" this file contains videos and photos that can't be shared anywhere in the open web.
I uploaded the files to a popular server and I'll share the link if this thread reachs 200 posts.
Please don't ask what the rar contains, I'm risking a lot just for posting this.
slow night or no one interested? thats fine for me.
your lose.
>>571418336
*loss
>>571418336
I'm interested
Girlfriend and ex girlfriend nudes?
Here's more
I'll play
I know how much /b/ loves beta stories, so here is how I fucked up
>Be 18
>Be friends with qt for a while, don't talk a lot
>Half way through 2012 start talking a lot
>Hang out a few times
>She becomes a real bro after a while
>Gets a boyfriend and disappears for a few months
>2013
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Monitoring
>>571413915
Post the whole story or gtfo faggot
>>571413915
Already bored.
so what new celeb pics did i miss in the fap 3 ?
>>571400905
Who is this goddess?
John Travolta
nothing of note for a couple of weeks. i think we're in another lull before another boom
>>571411435
Someone tell me how to make Webm from cellphone.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE OP, WHAT KIND OF PHONE?
>>571411924
I'm done. I'm leaving. This is too much.
S4 Sprint.
There are like 3 fucking threath and I'm in my phone. Fuck it, to avoid confusion.
Bumpy bump?
>>571405554
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAT IS THAT FUCKING PURPLE SHIT OMG OP DO SOEMTHING ABOUT THIS
Hey guys here from the other treath. Here is kind of a hard on, hard to get harder, it hurts. Watch do you think
>>571402932
masturbate and record it
webm it or something
>>571402932
Dude. It is too late now, the meat has fallen off the ribs
Please tell me anyone screen caped the last one,
Dumping my favorite Sonic fanfic
Oh god no everyone run it's a scat comic
>>571380434
shiieettt
>>571380545
Lies
/b/ What is this shit on my dick
>>571394708
Timestamp is required
Oh god guys should we tell him?
Dabs. Scrape that shit off and smoke it. You'll get high as balls
guys, help a /b/ro out
>be at a party
>see a hot chick, easily 9/10
>approach her for small talk
>she starts flirting
>be like "it's a bit crowded, wanna go out?"
>we go outside to sit on the porch
>she asks what I think of her tattoo
>a pentagram on her shoulder
>"not...
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>>571389485
>next morning
>"did you use a condom?"
>tfw not sure
>"I... I think so?"
>fastforward 3 months
>we went out a dozen or so times
>one morning, really early, she calls me
>"I'm pregnant"
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>>571389832
Wow what a butthole
>I ask her if she's sure
>immediately know I fucked up asking that
>"A DEAD BABY LEFT MY PUSSY IN PUBLIC"
>"MY ASS EXPLODED FROM THE PAIN"
>"I SHAT MY PANTS AND SCREAMED"
>"IN A BUS FULL OF PEOPLE"
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>"ok ok ok I'm sorry it was a stupid question"
>she's...
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Does anyone have anymore like this? Please help a /b/ro out
Do you mean traps?
>>571372603
Yes but cartoon traps
hey /b/
here's the thing. I was born profoundly deaf, but I got a cochlear implant at 18 months. I have hearing parents, and I've been mainstreamed (in hearing schools) for my entire life.
Every so often, I meet someone who seems to not realize I have hearing loss and when I tell them I'm deaf, they always go "oh wow! I never would've known!". But I know some people who said they knew it the moment I opened my mouth.
So, I'm curious. How deaf is my accent? Give me something to record and I'll upload it to Vocaroo and...
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To be, or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous niggers, or to take up arms against a sea of niggers, and, by opposing, end them. To die. To sleep nigger.
"Did you hear that? I sure didn't, I'm fucking deaf"
" The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog"
This will let us hear a lot of letter