4 decides what I say.
Dont fuck this up for me /b/
Bitch this dick aint gone suck itself
You don't have to look good to suck my dick. It's kind of poetic, really.
>>572087110
dont make this rape akward
Alright losers. been friendzoning this guy since the beginning of the school year
gave enough hints and dont give a fuck anymore
>inb4 nudes
those will be ignored. get creative you lazy fuck
lucky number 7 decides
>>572094151
bump
"Listen you fucking prick, you're either blind or have an IQ below 70. I. DON'T. WANT. TO. BE. WITH. YOU. That is of course unless you want to mercilessly fuck me to the Braveheart OST, but other than that, get the fuck away from me.
>>572094151
I do not want your dick dude, I like vagina. Hardcore. I just want to stuff my face into every vagina I see man, dicks are nasty. Every time I see a dick, it just reminds me of a hot hotdog. Hot dogs are nasty, like you. Stop talking to me, faggot.
Wat do?
>>572079187
clearly dat ass
>>572079187
Dat boy body
Tell her to check for soap on the floor
/b/ i just made an amazon order to my name and my home address with a stolen credit card. If the owner finds out will the police come knocking on the door?
wat do
halp
>>572080872
apply lube to anus.
>>572080872
>tfw amazon and the credit card company already knew it was stolen and they let dumb motherfuckers like you order stuff to your home.
First time masturbating stories.
I'll start.
>be 9
>Don't know anything about masturbating
>Ask teacher if I can go to the bathroom
>Take pass and walk there
>Place pass down on the dispenser
>Unzip, pull down, and pull out
>Don't think much about it and touch my penis
>Suddenly feels really good, never...
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The first time I jerked off was accidentally to the Mythbusters episode about how goldfish can't retain memorie.
>>572076412
Do you still get turned on by it?
Ever return to that episode?
>>572076519
I don't actually.
I've seen it just the one time.
This is the first time I've truly thought about it. And it's pretty fucked up.
b/ this is a true wincest story between myself and my sister
I will post once now and perhaps once tomorrow
I will answer questions as I go
First off it started when I was 10 or just turned 11
She was 3 years older than me
She was cute. Maybe 5’3” small boobs when this all started.
But she always had a bit of a booty. Maybe 15lbs heavier than she should be but still cute.
>be 10 or maybe just turned 11
>have a sister 3 years older
>lived in a 2 story house, her bedroom and mine was upstairs
>parents bedroom was down
>when i was younger if i had a nightmare i would just go climb in with her
>I’m suddenly at the age when i’m getting hardons looking at girls
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>look at sis sometimes wonder what she looks like naked
>boner everytime
>so i decide to pretend to have a nightmare and see if she will let me climb in
>make sure parents are a sleep
>open her door she is sleeping
>get beside her bed and whisper her name till she hears me
>”what is it anon”?
>tell he I had a horrible nightmare...
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>when i know she is sleeping i ever so slowly and quietly start to spoon her
>i have a hardon so i have to move slow
> i eventually have my hard cock pressed between her pudgy ass cheeks
>she always wears a nighty to bed...like almost see thru
>once i’m pressed against her bubble butt i decide to wrap my arm around her
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I work at subway and i put my dick on your bread
at least you're not a nigger
>>572070129
i could be a nigger
>>572070015
you need a hairnet on those balls otherwise its unhygienic.
roll 18 for nudes dump.
meh
Rolls Royce for nudes
>>572067912
what you meant was roll to validate my self worth and give me attention, you fag OP.
Fur Friday
Checking in.
Its that time again
Go hug your imouto and post results
Make shure to tell her how much you love her too!
Now go!
>>572044934
>mfw no imouto
>>572045287
I know that feel. I have a face though.
>>572045287
>>572046210
thats just sad..
Fur Friday
Someone else post some shit plox
Bumping for interest you glorious bastard.
>>572057363
Exactly
Loli Thread!
Still Dumping
11/65
Must save this thread with my fav loli
>>572058912
12/65
Why are pokegirls so damn sexy?
nig u gay
Oh and previous
>>572033723
because I'm silly and forgot to link it
>>572047751
hey dump sama
probably becuase theyre the biggest sluts around
Okay so mods deleted the thread so Ill space out my posts a bit more so they don't get deleted.
THIS IS NOT A CP STORY. Pedos please go
>Be me, Be 3 years ago
> I am married.
>sister is married; her and my brother-in law decide it’s time to make children
>they are trying for some time and they can’t have kids.
>Everyone in the fam knows they are trying and so it’s a regular topic (parents get grand kid...
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>>572050162
> Some time goes by and she sends me some texts like “hey… put any more thought into it” or “did you change your mind” I assume she is fucking with me.
>Be three weeks-ish after the phone conversation. Sister says she needs help moving something. They always call me to help move heavy furniture.
> Show up, WhereisMatt.jpeg
Now don’t get all shitty on me this isn’t porn so she wasn’t waiting spread...
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inb4 who was phone
>>572050162
Continue....
>inb4 some stupid ass ending
Well /b/, todays the day for retribution. The day everyone pays for all the females of the world who have outcasted me. "I was a nigger", I wasn't white enough. "I don't fuck gorrillas" and so forth. Today I will slaughter each and every one of you and make the rivers run red with your blood. As you fuck these...these beef cakes niggers and blacks who have nothing but welfare. I've lived my life with respect and I have been forced to live a sexless existence. Today is the day of retribution.
-Niggerchan
>>572028573
>troll more
>not you in pic
>if it's you post timestamp
if you're gonna go kill people, do it with no clothes on and in the dark, you'll never get caught
>>572028573