Pokesluts
Cont from
>>577409704
So who am I posting, anyway?
>>577420287
I don't know about you, but I was just busy sucking May's hard nipples...
Creep thread. Last one 404'd
Has anybody else got a dick this thick? I didn't think it was that thick until I actually started fucking girls
Fucked my old English teacher when I was 17 (she was 37) and even she had trouble with it, how rare is this? I don't consider myself lucky either way, I can barely fuck a girl properly without her tapping out
>>577408914
You are in the small majority of the population with this huge girth.
Both curse and a blessing.
thinly veiled show off thread.
captcha - was ployele
>>577408914
More pics?
Opposite day loli thread.
If you normally post non-lewd, post lewd and vice versa!
>>577411446
>>577411446
Wat do?
loli thread go
loli thread stop
>>577400113
hey were do you find loli videos
We're missing something...
bump
>>577400576
>>577400651
Rosa is best pokeslut
That said, I will take requests for other girls
How do you stop the fat americans?
lol 9/11 benghazi bergdhal
put a burger king next door
Obvious one
Fappening thread?
Fappening thread.
bump for jlaw wet pic
>>577388037
Is that Taylor Swift?
>>577388217
suure
more of this girl?
>>577368497
>girl
here you go m8
>>577368497
YES
Let's start a women rekt thread /b/
why are you THAT specific? your thread will die soon, anon
>>577381032
also, OP, your meme picture is not appreciated here. I also find it not funny.
>>577381293
Awesome. Pretty nice school, not having any teachers or security guards around.
Lifehacks thread!
>>577371085
>>577371085
lifehacks aren't supposed to make life more difficult. Simply fold over the tape when you're done. No need to find paper clips.
sage
Trap thread GO
bump for fa^p
>>577373436
Why does this make my cock so hard. I always cringe when I see the guys suck trap cock but want to blow a load powered by nuclear energy when the traps get pounded by guys. I would pound a trap but can't imagine letting cock touch my mouth. The small dicked ones are the best. Usually depraved and it's basically a huge clit.
>My wife thinks it's funny and makes fun of me for it. She just wishes she had the looks. Lol.
Im 12 what is this?
Haven't seen one of these in a while
ITT: Your rig specs
Mine:
>CPU: i5-4440 Quad core 3.3 Ghz
>GPU: R9 270x 2Gb
>RAM: Corsair 8 Gb DDR3
>HDD: 1 TB, forgot the manufacturer, 7200 RPM
>PSU: Corsair 600W
>Fans: Coolmaster 212
>Case: Dell XPS 8700
> OS: Windows 7
Peripherals:
>Big...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>577382102
Haswell i5's should be good with gaming for quite some time, until more than 4 cores becomes a requirement. But r9 270 has a beast price to performance ratio, I wouldn't bother upgrading. I have virtually the same but a refresh 4460 instead.
>CPU: AMD Athalon II X2 255 3.1 GHz
>GPU: Nvidia GeForce GT 610 1 GB
>RAM: 4 GB of some brand or type or another
>HDD: 300 GB toshiba or some shit and a 2 TB WD external of some other type.
>PSU: Fuck if I know
>Fans: A fan
>Case: Sone eMachines shit
> OS: Windows 7
Peripherals:
>32"...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
2x ASUS 24" 144Hz
Nvidia GTX 970
8GB DDR3 RAM
512GB SSD
2TB HDD
P55 mobo
i7 860
Corssair H50
Corsair 850w
Haf Case
other stuff
Everyone, meet Maude. Maude, everyone.
Maude is not the picture of physical wellness. She is, in fact, a disaster. This is not debatable and that status is irreducible. Axiomatically, she is a disaster. That said, however, she is a disaster with needs. Deep, gnawing needs. Here, I will regale you with a story about the time I spent with Maude.
We met online. The internet is such a great invention for the lonely, isn't it? I never had the confidence to seek someone with my fetish in real life. Maude told me something similar. The mere fact that we found one another seemed like serendipity; Maude likened it to Salk discovering penicillin. "Beautiful," I thought.
After chatting with one another for a few days and learning that we were a mere 100 miles apart, we decided to meet. I remember pulling into her driveway and sitting in my car and trembling with excitement. I'd already begun to seep through my pants; the corduroy glossy and moist like the side of a McDonald's bag. Her doorbell rang when my shaky finger pushed the button and the door immediately opened. She had been waiting.
We stared into each other's eyes for a moment. Mine were bright. Fiery with passion. Hers were dull and wet; wheat flour and molasses cookies left for days in a room with 100% humidity. Not a word was spoken. Slowly, she raised her chins, pointing her nose at the ceiling. And there it all was. Exposed. Explicit. Just like we had discussed.
Somehow the scent hit me even before my view had even focused. Sharp and acrid; an aged Stilton maturing at a tire fire. My mind reeled and I moved in.
>>577363630
I have a space between my front teeth. Why does this matter? It just so happens that the majority of her beautiful skin tags just fit between that gap. Their swollen tips are too fat, obviously, but their stalks aren't. That means once I get one in my mouth, I can use my teeth to pull. And pull. My tongue flicked against the turgid head as I stepped backward. The stalk stretched nearly a foot before it snapped. The head fell onto my tongue, leaking whatever gift was inside. Reverentially, I chewed. It took...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>mfw this thread
what the fucking fuck