Just a quick fyi ... i'm tired of "oldfags" acting like they know it all...
been here since '04 and turn 30 tomorrow - when i quit messageboards.
so i'm gonna spend all day pointing out what is a troll and what isn't ... how to heaven, triforce, etc... when the time comes.
>>578101757
Why do people say "too soon" on that blondes pic
Just tell me how to meme pls
Any fag with good fingers?
>>578121782
holy shit you gotta be a fucking OMEGA autistic weeaboo faggot to play that game.
>>578121782
too osu!mania for this shit
can stream 200+ bpm
Hello this is a continuation of the innocence lost thread >>578051405
My story will follow soon, feel free to share your own stories.
Lv587... ID guy here. Hoping others come and share more stories :)
>>578083624
mask-chan reportin' and ready for more...
I'll post it here too, why not
>be 12
>living in the actual living room as one room is taken by dad and the other is taken by my brother
>if you come in via the front door, you see the living room and the couch I was practically living on
>anyways, fapping, headphones on
>I hear a crack
>I see something in the corner of the eye
>door opens
>I slowly turn my head to the left
>brother and his new gf
>I slowly clean up, pull my pants up, close the porn, put headphones on the table
>hey, what are you guys doing here?
>c-came home to pack up a few things
>oh okay
>she is my new girlfriend, <name here>
>I turn to her
>hey, I'm Anon, nice to meet you.
>she doesn't say a word
>I continue
>I'd shake hands with you, but... well, you get the point
>she's just standing there
>I can see it from the corner of my eye that my brother is almost blowing up from the laughter
>I walk away and wash my hands
>they don't say a word to each other, just pack up and leave
Ok /b/rothers, i'm doing this 4teh lulz
would you mind to suggest some features to this project?
• Delete system32 it's already a feature
10/10 Op if it works
>>578113008
Remove the 9gag army logo ASAP.
>>578113008
There's not much more you can do if you're already fucking their system32, but I have a program that everytime you click it moves the mouse to a random position I could share
facebook friend you want to fuck: part 2
>>578117370
>>578117370
more right grill
facebook friend you want to fuck
yup
>>578087397
nice lips and boobs
new ex thread because img limit
i have a few ex's to share
let me know if you want me to dump
Ex Thread
or
Pics you're not supposed to share
>>578100514
moar
>>578100514
Unless op delivers, op is a fag. Deliver, I wants to see.
More
Found this near where I live today. How do I find out what it is. Wat do, /b/?
taste it. if its bitter and shitty its probably just chalk. if it numbs your mouth its drugs. enjoy!
looks like chunks of snow to me
>>578097516
okay i just licked my finger with some powder on it. it didnt taste bitter. and it was almost tasteless. i dont feel numb
Do you know why I'm black?
Because you have really, really bad luck
stop playing with brown paint
stop playing with brown paint
>>578091735
Because you love PCP.
69 decides
>>578081909
Then i guess you don't remember the nudes you promised to send me either
>>578081993
Roll for this
>>578081909
Hitler did nothing wrong
Is there a natural moral order or law /b/
Reasons for and reasons against.
>>578082048
Yes.
Because God.
You're born with your morals.
>>578082048
There is only self interested individual actors in a market of shared spacetime.
Slutty festival girls... go
>>578082028
Hi /b/. I just got home from work and I'm in the mood for a caught/awkward/cringe masturbation stories thread. I'll start but I'm more than happy to take a back seat if someone's got some interesting things to share.
>Be 12
>Don't really understand masturbation
>Watching Sailor Moon
>Older bro is cookin' in kitchen
>Tuxedo Mask
>this makesmemoist.jpegComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This is pretty soon after my brother leaves
>Go to bathroom
>Underwear is moist
>aw shit should have gone sooner gotta stop being distracted
>pee, take off wet panties, drop in laundry go back downstairs commando because i'm a fucking genius
>Straight back to grinding
>Don't stop for the whole rest of the show, not even paying attention, thinkin' the Tuxedo Mask thoughtsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>578051573
>Be 13
>Some shitty school play
>am in orchestra, will be playing for the play so I don't have to act, still have to sit there during rehearsals
>Dress rehearsal
>Girls in silly dresses
>Guys in silly costumes
>This one guy in a mask
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One time I jerked off at a funeral but no one was the wiser
Do you support the execution of all traps / trannies?
These mentally ill faggots need to be put out of their misery.
If they don't bother me, they can do what ever they like.
>>578066903
Thanks op.
At least we can rest assured they aren't breeding.
Problem takes care of itself. Social decline in morality always signals the near end of a civilization.
Shame we cant line them up and put bullets in then all
>>578066903
1. Put all the trannies and faggots who like them along with gypsies and jews into gas chamber
2. Nice