Alpha newfag wants to help you beta neckbeards and autists get laid. Over the last 15+ years I've gotten hundreds of girls from Craigslist and other sites. Anyone can do it. Taking questions.
Pic related: got her from CL last week.
>>578307605
>Pic related: got her from CL last week.
You didn't. Why would you start off with a lie like this?
>>578307605
oh. my. god. She's atrociously sexy
what do you write for them to trust you
body stats (black/white/fat/skinny/big/small dink
How do I small talk better, /b/?
I think I'm alright at it, but when I get into a conversation with someone I care about even a little bit I find myself trying to delve into their core beliefs and values. It feels like small talk is a waste of time by comparison but lately people have been pointing out that I'm "too serious".
How can I improve my chit chat skills?
Find people who want to talk about serious stuff... sure, there's the social oil that the makes the gears of our society run smoothly but they're so fucking boring and generic
>How're you?
>I'm good, but the weather could be better.
>I know, I just hope it's good for the weekend
rubbish
Bump
>>578307712
Your and introvert /b/ro you gotta learn how to fake it. Copy other peoples bullshit.
Sup /b/? Femanon here, rate my boobs?
timestamp or gtfo
take shirt off bitch, so we can actually rate
First timestamp
and then drop this and show more boobs
Thread with things
>2014
>not marking your threads QWAK
>>578295186
I am the Qwak.
Found pictures of my girl's ex's dick on her computer. I have never felt more inadequate.
So tell me /b/, how can I legit make my dick bigger?
pic related, it's his monster
At least you don't have the gay stars.
PRO TIP: She doesn't care about that anywhere near as much as you.
>>578294376
post yours so we can evaluate the situation properly.
> be me, 13
>come home from school
>dad is working on my step moms car
>go inside drop off school stuff and get my bike
>tell dad I'm meeting friends
>"be back by dark"
>"k, bye"
>ride to downtown, not going anywhere specific
>go to usual hangouts looking for friends from...
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>>578299157
>try and creep up and see whats happening in here
>also super excited like a faggot at finding a 'secret' passage in the woods
>i get closer to the voices and start seeing smoke and smelling something odd (weed)
>as i turn the corner, one of the group sees me and nudges my step sister
>everybody was sitting on rocks or fallen trees. some had old ass rotten furniture
>my step sister (here on refered to as ashley) walks up to me
>she guides me back to where I came from and walks with me
>"you need to leave this is for big kids"
>"I am a big kid!"
>"no like grown ups"
>"well what were you doing in there"
>"nothing just hanging out"
>we go round and round with each other as we walk back to the park
>as we get to the bushes to the park she says
>"maybe one day ill let you hang out with us... but dont tell mom or dad cuz theyll say you're too little"
>so I find my friends and we hang out till curfew then make plans for tomorrow since it was the weekend
>i head home and put my bike away and go to my room and play some playstation
>the next morning i wake up and go out with my friends till about 2ish because it was pouring down rain
>when i get home i notice mom and dads cars where gone so i figured i would be able to watch the big tv and shit
>i go to my room and i hear ashleys radio
>i see if shes in there
>i knock and ashley and her friend were reading magizines and talking like bitches
>"o hey what are you doing anon"
>"nothing just gonna watch tv"
>"wanna play monoply with us"
>"sure"
monopoly.mp3
>all through the game ashley and her friend would whisper in each others ears and giggle
>we sat in her room and played some playstation and board games for a while
>mom calls us down for dinner and we all go eat
>(insert boring table banter)
>turns out ashleys friend (Beth) is staying the night
>>578299328
>finish eating and follow them back to ashleys room
>i get to the door and ashley looks at me and says
>"you cant come in, its for grown ups"
poutyface.png
>beth whispers in her ear and ashley looks at me and back to beth and shakes her head
>they start communicating in that odd nonverbal women speak
>i get confused...
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>>578299508
>ashley opens the window and beth grabs both of their book bags. they both grab flip flops
>it was dark and warm but no longer raining. everything was still wet though
>they motion me to follow and they climb out the window and onto the ground
>i almost ran back to grab shoes but didnt want them to change their minds
>i pulled my socks off and walked barefoot...
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WALLPAPER THREAD! GO! GO!
>>578292190
>>578292190
you have to contribute more to your own thread faggot.
boy butts?
>>578286814
noone?
>>578286996
>>578287145
Sup /b/ found this in class. It has a + and - on it, what can it be?
>>578279458
It's a suppository.
>>578279458
Eat it and you'll know
>>578279458
bump
accidental nudity
>>578272720
a partial nipple is not the same as nudity you asshole
Last thread 40'd. Same OP. Let's get some requests <3
two fingers in pussy?
hand up bum
404'd*
Mom helping thread.
she's helping him so hard
This is the profile i use on POF to get free nudes from girls. Sometimes it doesn't work out so well.
One of my victims that fall pray to my money
PAWG thread. White chicks with big asses.
Another.
>>578262862
Somebody say ass?
I'm trying to get free nudes out of pof by pretending to be s millionaire. This bitch claims she's fucking smart. Duck her
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