itt: you try 2 get b&
moot is dum lllololo
DSFARGEG
>>578384297
Riddle me this /b/
1. What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?
2. What can be swallowed, and swallow you?
3. What has 6 wheels and flies?
Go go go go go go go.
>>578370010
I know three is a garbage truck.
umbrellas
>>578370010
1. your mom
2. your mom
3. your mom
walk in, see this, wat do?
>stop
>get on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
That's a dude...
give here a haircut so she can see shit
ITT: fb friends you fap to.
Pic related.
shameless self-bump
fap to the image below yours
thank me later
>>578370376
new loli orgy thread!
old one: >>578355796
OH SHIT IT'S A NEW THREAD. HOLY TITS.
GET HYPE'D.
Hey /b/ I'm feeling generous. Are you feeling lucky?!
>>578367526
21 dollars not cents.
21? fuck off you cheap asshole
First get
Well, about 33.5 days ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 23 million dollars from my uncle who molested me as a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit.. It's official.. I am the richest person on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right? Roll 00, 33, or 77 and get 25k sent to your paypal account.
Like
roll for shits
yes!!!!! im gonna get rich with this post
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>be 17
>sister 15
>sister comes sneaking home drunk out of her mind
>i see her walking though the back yard to her window
>run into her room and lock them
>wait untill she tries my windows
>i open it for her and she tries to climb in
>i block her out and tell her im telling our dad
>she tells...
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>>578359734
>i walk in and she is passed out on her bed
>i stop and admire my new sex slave
>her strawberry blonde hair spread all over the place
>her makeup smeared over her face obscuring her little freckles across her nose
>she had one hand hanging off the bed
>she must have just painted her nails the night before because they were still bright pink
>she was wearing a yellow t shirt with white shorts
>one sock was half off her foot the other completly
>she had black toenail polish with pink tips
>i watched as she slept and starting getting hard
>i started rubbing one out
>i took her sock off her foot and slid over the head of my cock so i wouldnt make a mess
>i bust one and throw the sock down on the floor
>i go back in my room and wait for my dick to get excited again
>about 15 minutes later i hear her waking up
>i open my door and walk to her room
>"go use the restroom and take a shower, ill make breakfast"
>she wont even look me in the face
>idc im gonna pummel in a few minutes
>she gets walks out of the bathroom and sits down and the table where i can some bacon and pancakes
>she eats a few nibbles but looks queazy
>i check her out again in her new clothes
>she had on a dark blue tank top stretched down near her knees
>over that was a white t shirt about midway down her leg
>a dark blue hoodie was toping it
>she was wearing lights blue skinny jeans for the bottom
>i laughed at her attire
>i wondered if she knew she was wearing so much blue and that her general attidue was blue (depressed)
>i told her when shes done the timer starts
...
>>578359941
>about 7:32 the countdown begins
>i told her it will end in the parnking lot at school monday
>we are in her room
>she has a big high heeled show as a chair
>i sit on that and tell her to strip dance for me
>she looks hesitant but starts sliding around
>i turn on her radio and flip through her...
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>>578360016
>im staring at her in her jeans with her beautiful tits staring at me
>they were almost milkly white with a tan v across her cleavage
>they were about a b cup bearly more than a handfull with pink little nipples
>i motion her to come over to me
>she histates then does
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loli
murica police hate thread
Srsly why are those fuckers running arround shooting people and stuff? When a guy is shot because of a knife he pulled out they will stand there and yell at him to drop the knife as if he can harm them from 20ft away and seriously wounded. Fucking pussys.
Anybody personal storys to share?
>>578355237
Did you get a parking ticket or something you faggot?
>>578356360
fuckers have beaten me up one time for no reason.
Also I'm currently watching this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ghdM66U4Y
>>578356360
"no reason" Yea im totally sure they just decided to beat you up for no reason.
Hey /b/ i'm back with more security cam logins. 41 or 14 decides if I should dump.
dont dump
> get 14 or 41
how about you just fucking post it.
>>578348068
want to give moral fags a chance. It is only fair.
You boner you lose. No rules
>>578324397
no fuck off. Too much porn on /b/.
Sissy thread?
Who else is a good sissy slut?
>>578296678
More of these
what happened to /fur/ ? pic related
>>578333205
people stopped being faggots
Removed, everyone was b&
PLEASE GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED PEICE OF FAT SHIT YOU RETARDED MONGER SITTING THERE ALL DAY WATCHING CARTOON ANIMALS FUCKING EACH OTHER AND FAPPING TO IT, GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PLEASE GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED PEICE OF FAT SHIT YOU RETARDED MONGER SITTING THERE ALL DAY WATCHING CARTOON ANIMALS FUCKING EACH OTHER AND FAPPING TO IT, GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PLEASE GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED PEICE OF FAT SHIT YOU RETARDED MONGER SITTING THERE ALL DAY WATCHING CARTOON ANIMALS FUCKING EACH OTHER AND FAPPING TO IT, GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PLEASE...
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