About to blow some minds here...
If there is an alien race visiting Earth and it has 2 arms 2 legs hands a mouth 2 eyes affixed on a head on top of a torso and walks up rite on 2 legs it is undeniably related to earth in some way. I say this because in all of the universe for something else to evolve in the exact same way that we have here on Earth the possibilities are astronomically against it. Fact being what ever aliens are out there are probably something you can't even fathom. Why would they have eyes why not some other sensing organ. why would they have a...
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I think you're not gunna blow any minds
>>590455399
because bipedal is the preferable way to to walk so more species evolved to have to legs two arms and a head resting on top.
>>590455682
so you think everyone has considered the implications of the stereotypical alien having the same anatomical layout as us? Maybe its in their mind but i doubt a lot of people have really considered it.
my friends girlfriend is easily the cutest girl i know. she got really drunk one night and sent me nudes. dubs of 5-9 and i'll share them
Dubs because why not
>>590465524
post'em
I started this thread a couple days ago and got some great fucking stories, so here it is again. I got most of the thread archived, and I can post the link to it, but I ended up falling asleep while it was still active, so I did not get to archive the entire thread. However, as of right now, I still have the thread page opened (it was on 'Auto') in another tab, so I can try to copy/paste/screencap the rest of it or any good stories that may have been posted after it was archived.
Tl;dr: Anyone got any dirty personal sex stories with any of these specific...
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>>590459951
And to give an idea of the type story I'm looking for, here's one that was posted a few weeks ago and a picture of the girl that is described in the story.
> Yes to 2 and 3.
Actually, what happened was I hooked up with a girl from craigslist for rape roleplay. I am engaged, she has a boyfriend. We hooked up, it was awesome. Then, I missed the opportunity to see her again, things fizzled out.
Started trying to again, and she had some issues come up - rescheduled...
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>>590460088
This guy posted 3-4 pics of this girl. He also mentioned a Photobucket album by name that has several pics of her uploaded to it (and of some others, iIrc). He mentioned it in the same thread from a few weeks ago and I have that thread archived, if someone wants me to try to find the album name, let me know.
>>590459951
1)
Yes.
2)
No
3)
Yes, not sure if it was for my cock but meh. Didn't know she was cheating on someone, if I did I wouldn't have had sex with her.
4)
No fuck off fag. Cheating is cancer.
Loli thread.
Hello.
>>590451330
Hey anon, how's your day/night?
Obligatory I'm a loli, ask me anything.
So what dose /b/ think of some Tumblr transgender fag who killed it self?
CHAOS
That is just beiber in a dress. Fuck off.
>>590448331
nothing of value was lost
New YLYL thread?
old one reached pic limit
>>590446058
That picture is very very funny
>gf and i be somehow in love (love her pussy)
>gf be underage 17yo
>im 25
>gf be agency model
>i started feeling confused
>i also start feeling ridiculous w/o anyone saying it
>gf be totally in love
>took her virginity
>i want an older woman
>b-b-b-ut pussy...
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>>590433674
how about you go fucking reformat and give a better story you retarded fucking faggot how can any of us help you if you give such shitty context?
>>590433674
why do you arbitrarily want older women? Don't rock the boat, if it's meant to be then you'll get your older woman... eventually.
you're gonna break up and regret it for the rest of your life
I'm about to stop my fucking heart beating. This is it. Pic unrelated bitches.
A typical coffee has anywhere from 60 to 120 mg caffein. An overdose can occure from 600mg and up, resulting in tremors and discomfort. Between 5000 and 10000 mg is considered a fatal dose depending on the individual.
I've got 12 bottles of Mio Energy. Each bottle contains 18 servings of 60 mg caffein. That's 1060 mg per container. Let's just round to an even 1000 mg per container to make it simpler. I will be consuming 12 of these at once.
That is 12,000 mg...
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wooow! livestream that shit.
>>killing yourself with a mio
ishiggydiggy
You can do math, nice anon. Hope you drop some nice loot.
I'll take your tightest teens thank you very much.
Shameless self bumb
bumping
MOPS MOSS MOPS
Dubs gets to choose my new nickname
thor
>>590436366
that was fast
>>590436366
also /thread
Nightly NZ thread!
Auckland reporting in
Fuck right off m8
>>590414102
at long last, nawton hamfag reporting in
We're here.
>>590430771
thats nice. no one cares. i dont get triggered when i see tumblr.
Lol, OP here. JK JK, just baiting u guys. Were not really here.
>>590430771
del systm 32 pls
ITT: post the single most retarded thing youve ever seen on Tumblr
How the fuck do people become such degenerates?
QUICK!
Post your main before someone takes it!
Mid, faggots
>>590415786
M. Bison
Nigga
Seems legit.
go away
But troll #2 paid a total of $50 and only makes $40 back
Soooo cringe thread?