Jail stories.
>be me
>2 years ago
>get weed charge in shitty state
>can't make bail
>have to stay a couple weeks
>every night a few mins after lights out I yell REEEEED ROBIN
>a couple people would reply YUMMM
>after a week the whole dorm replies YUMMM
>guard starts getting butthurt...
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>>592112451
Sometimes that booty is what puts you in jail in the first place.
>>592112777
/r/nottheonion
>>592112777
Cheked
hey /b/ im bored :)
roll trips to see my tits :P
how about i just stuff that puss with my swimmers
>winrar
> Day/Month/Year
> American time zone
Pick one
New Thread, last one hit image limit.
Post OC, Exes, and fuckbuddies.
Same girl in OP pic for visibility
Adump of this girl was requested in the last thread, so I'm commencing
hi I was about to dump this girls set, oc
>>592115602
Name MY band /b/
The Hitlers
>>592111851
2 faggots on a bench
butt chin and autismo present: bench fucking 2 electric boogaloo
You boner you lose
>>592113868
Bump
>>592114336
ITT: Best of /b/?
>>592110781
Bamping
>>592110781
bump
>>592110781
Stll bumping
Hey /b/ so a friend of mine wants something from me. she needs it so i told her that ill give it to her if she gives me something in return. so she asked What do you want? What should i ask for in return.
pic unrelated
>>592110902
nudes?
bump for interest
Tell her you want her to put on a maid's outfit and scrub your bathtub! Hah! Mine is filled with goop.
If you're the type of faggot who cuts his pizza with one of these shitwheels then you should go and kill yourself right now
Be a man, cut your pizza with a knife nigger
>why would you cut a pizza with a device designed to cut pizzas
>>592092653
>Why cut pizza when you can just eat it as one whole thing, Saves time and dishes. Same taste.
>>592092393
be a man's man. cut that shit with your hands faggot
can we get a non potato to get this shit.
Get the treasure faggots.
N 28° 31.765 W 080° 47.663
OP resubmitting the competition.
>>592101688
Kid in last thread had autism
on my way be there in about 3 hours
>>592101688
Nobody I know in Tville is picking up their fucking phones
In the mood for some greentext stories. Doesn't even have to be anything awesome. Funny/weird/interesting, I don't give a fuck.
Il start.
>in Miami beach walking around with two friends
>drunk from a party we just got out of
>see a clear plastic bag on floor like 30 feet away
>wtfisthat.jpg
>walk up to it for closer examination
>plastic bag full of like 20-30 unidentified objects...
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>start discussing with friends what in the fuck could be in the aluminum foil
>what if it's fingers the mafia has cut off
>the mafia always cuts off fingers
>what if it's cash and someone's coming to pick it up
>open it anon
>no you open anon
>I dont fucking want to touch that shit
(I know it sounds pussy but keep in my mind were hammered...
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>be me
>be 10
>my at the time gf is at my house
>we eat
>she starts gigglin
>leads me to my bed
>she shows me her tits
>my dick skyrockets
>she gives me a handjob
>next day
>i wanna do it again
>tells...
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>paper scissors rock faggot
>two out of three
>lose first won
>win the next two
>anon has to open cut off mafiafingers
>hahabitch.gif
>he slowly unwraps the foil
>wtf is this a movie or something
Cont...
Happy antidepressant stories?
I am diagnosed with panic attack disorder and generalized anxiety disorder.
I take Cipralex aka Lexapro(It's SSRI) every morning, 3 bromasepams(benzo type) daily and Trazodone before sleep. I've been on this for like 2 months and I'm feeling really great. I have literally anxiety and I'm feeling much more extroverted then I used to. They told me therapy lasts 3-6 months but I keep coming across stories where people use them for far longer period of time and apparently it made everyone brain dead zombie and they can't...
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>>592093134
Literally no anxiety*
You don't need that pharma bs
Just go exercise, eat well, fix any regret you are stewing about and get some pussy, even if you have to pay for it.
>>592093618
yeah bruh all you need is abs and pussy
What does it say, /b/?
>>592075882
cause the other half of random is boob threds
>>592075882
nigger
"Let me out.
No, really,
let me out!"
Post barely legals /b/
MODS MODS MODS NO NO NO NON STOP MODS
>>592080123
Its legal faggot
Mobs
Dark souls thread #2
Keep me coming skrubs
>>592076690
FUCK YOU HAVEL
>>592076690
69 get
DIE ALREADY
posts that ends on 69 renames my knife
hgbjwaksdakmpw
I'm a faggot with no friends
>>592069419
i have no life and i spend real money on a game for children