Hey /b/ hit me with the most fucked up jokes you can think of.
What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.
>>596352039
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What's 1 foot long, blue with a purple head, and makes women scream in the morning?
Crib death.
-or-
What's 13 inches long and makes women go absolutely crazy?
A miscarriage.
I just took my 11 year old sister in laws virginity. I'm 23. I'm so fucked up but that pussy was so sweet.... I dont even know what to do now.
Post story, nerd
how can i like favorite and subscribe your comment?
>>596359109
Story first or nothing happened.
OC lets see if you fags can figure it out.
>yes there is a solution
>>596354583
>>596354956
/thread
>>596354583
Trips and we spread rumor of which celebrity has died and spread it everywhere
>more believable if older
>my roll
self bump
>>596352505
Tobuscus
>>596352599
Check'd
1 decides
lemme get that dik
FUCK ME SENPAI
kill yourself you underage faggot
Pathetic Earthlings. I've come to destroy this worthless planet, for my amusement I'll battle your strongest fighter before I blow you all to dust!
81 is your hero
16 last resort
50 went to the wrong planet
Dubs frieza transforms.
Not today freezy pop.
Roll...
>>596350107
Mr. H here ready to rape
Super Sayain posting
Captcha: gedgy
The craziest fucking thing happened to me today.
>be me
>walking home
>really snowy, people are walking slow and like retards
>late at night
>decide to cut through alley
>guy approaches me
>pulls a knife on me
>give me your wallet anon
>ohfuck.jpg
>literally...
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yea this is crazy. I want pic of the toaster as proof.
I guess that mugger is toast
>>596337880
Hi I'm new to 4chan I saw some funny posts on ifunny about it and I thought why not come check it out so show me some of your funnest stuff
Whats a bait
>>596337973
r34 time bitches.
im a robot.
You know what to do
Ever snorted cum?
But first, kill yourself.
on second thought, lets not.
Let us journey together to a place where the youth of girls is eternal, not ephemeral. Let us bask in it, letting their youth fill us with joy as we shower others who seek it in its warmth, praying we see not a humanoid arachnid. Get in here, you pack or raving homosexuals, it's time to view and share Japanese drawn depictions of the female youth.
[spoiler]lolibread you fagets[/spoiler]
mitsu-chan
No webm bread yet. what a shame.
I will spam some webms till you guys get in and collab.
Dumping this amazing set
Post your cute Japanese webm here fuckers
As I have none.
>>596314001
Dat ass doe
bamp
>>596314001
>cute Japanese
none cuter than her m8
LOLI FUTA or loli or futa, anything you came to
>>596318609
interest bump
hump
>>596318814
Is that from a flash or something?