I've got a couple of hours to kill.
Taking [non-insertion] requests from people who draw my future sexual partners with their respective raging venereal infections. Alternatively you can all draw your mothers.
Also I'm a feminist so we can have a polite discussion about that if you're like: "I've got better tits than this basik bitch, but I am a functional being capable of conversation."
More pictures of tits
>>596606968
can you write "Sklave Alex" on your feet :)?
>>596607229
>>596607250
Sure.
In return for a little artistic prognostication.
Cringe/disgusitng/ylyl thread.
>lucky strike filtered
I would like to play my favourite game, /b/. Won't you join me?
Bonus points for getting detailed, such as
- putting a blue dot on your home-area, instead of your whole country
- adding text explaining your decisions
- including info such as age, indicating what countries you visited, etc
Here's a map for you lazyfags, too.
Here you go faggots
Europe is mostly an OK place, starting to let Russia push them around though
What does he say, /b/?
gibe de pussi b0ss
/b/attlestation thread.
r8 my watercooled gaming pc.
specs:
>intel celeron @ 3,2GHz (OC)
>3GB DDR2 @ 800MHz
>2x Nvidia GeForce GTX 460 in SLI
>4x200Gb WD Blue drives
>950w + 450w PSU's
Inside a pretty ghetto case but theres enough room for cable management.
Also, yes, I am using a car radiator. Why pay 150$ for some 420mm rads if you can go with this for 40$
I painted the SLI bridge orange to make it look like a crossfire cable :D
Tomorrow im going to add waterblocks to the GPU's too, so it's still a work in progress.
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha
>>596605006
toppest fucking kek
loli thread
>>596609929
>>596609708
cont. from last thread
11/22
Ask an unlicensed doctor anything.
>Will not reveal personal information
>Will not reveal patients' person information
>Will tell greentext stories while waiting for questions.
------
>Just finished putting together kit, scored most of my anesthetics and such from Eastern European wholesalers/etc.
>Wonder how I'm going to find connections.
>Having a drink at the local watering hole, notice a man with his group of associates, all dressed nicer than everyone else. Talking in hushed tones.
>Notice one of them begins wincing and grabbing his side later in the evening after having a few drinks. Notice a stain on his blue button up shirt.
>Walk over. They all stare at me.
>This man is clearly injured. I would like to assist him.
>Go away or you'll get hurt.
>Bleeding guy says "Fuck it man, this hurts"
>I follow them outside and lead them to my van, I tell him to lie down on the cot and undo his shirt.
>Clearly a gunshot wound that was half-assedly stitched.
>"The wound was poorly dressed, uncovered, and the over consumption of alcohol thinned the blood causing it to bleed again. There's a high risk of infection. Was the bullet removed?
>"I don't fucking know."
>Check for exit wound.
>No exit wound, bullet is obviously still buried in his flesh.
>Prepare an IV, give him fluids, prep a shot of Morphine, administer the shot and tell him to breath slowly.
>Get out forceps, scalpel. Cut away dead skin from the wound and point the light at it. Can see fragments. Take my time and remove all fragments I can see. Guy is wincing and crying. Tell him it'll all be alright.
>Disinfect, get my suture kit. Stitch up the wound proper. Apply antibacterial ointment and wrap with gauze.
>Check his signs, he's stable.
>Look up at the other guy in the van with me
>"He'll be fine. Give him these painkillers 3 times a day with food, change the dressing twice a day and don't have him do any rigorous activity. Meet me back here in 2 weeks and I'll do a follow up.
are you a faggot ?
i sa w u post this in consent thread u fag
>>596598519
Yeah, not my proudest moment.
What's the worst thing you've done to a girl sexually?
What was her reaction?
what was your realationship with her?
Do you still see her?
>>596601366
fuck her
I had sex with passed girl at a party once
Complete stranger but she was 8/10 qt
I have herpes and i fuck girls without tell them i have herpes. Also i only fuck drunk girls so they dont realize im fucking without a condom.
DRAW THREAD
>Lurk before posting
>Try not to bump requests too often
>Don't take the bait
>Don't be afraid to try requests or RP
>Hide and Report spam
>Keep reposting to a minimum
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS welcomed
IRC: #/b/drawthread on rizon.net
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/b/drawthread&uio=d4
Want...
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>>596593149
FIRST
also fuck you pin
someone give me a face
>>596593149
>familiar
would..i be able to eat the souls of children and come and go as a please?
There is this idea in my head. It's more of an abstraction.
Hundreds, thousands, millions of anons acting in concert. Ingenious ones, like you - who didn't find their true inner calling.
Please allow me to ask you a question. What are you doing all the time on 4chan every day? I assume it looks like that; scroll, read, hit F5, repeat. I'm afraid you did this for months, maybe even years.
But why? You were obviously looking for an answer. Just like me. But tell me, do you even know the actual question? Well, neither did I for a very long time. Now where...
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>>596595280
Entertainment.
If I'm not masturbating my cock, I'm masturbating my brain.
>>596595280
Thanks for the pasta
>>596595280
NYPA faggot
count to 7 and i'll post nudes
1
2
>>596596128
You don't have nudes op
>Be me last night.
>Sister is in bedroom next to me watching TV.
>TV is playing a bit loud so I go in to ask her to turn it down a little for me.
>Sister is out cold sleeping.
>I've never seen her as anything but my system but tonight something is different.
>Her blanket is pulled off of her some and I can see her young body. She just turned 18 last month but looks much younger still.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
well since you're fucked, pics?
>>596592272
Sage
Lolz
I only have 2 hours a day of internet.
I belong to a secret Catholic mystic sect named after a women saint called Gemma Galgani, in the Vatican we are known as Galganista, but a very few Bishops know of us, to others we are a myth. I know many secrets, I will reveal them to you, if there is shown interest.
I will begin with the big one. It is said that Jesus has risen, he walks amongst us as we speak in human form. We privately refer to Pope Francis as "Peter the Second", Benedict was made to step down because he was not deemed worthy enough to introduce...
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>>596580315
lying faggot
i am interested
>>596580315
How many little boys did you guys hold as sex slavs ?
>>596580315
Do you know who he is or do you only know that he is alive at this time?
hi /b/
i have a weird request
can someone post me a cigarette?
ive been grounded for 3 weeks. and my parents don't know i smoke. so i cant get any because im grounded
i'm 22 from england. so someone can help me?
>22
Really?
>>596588298
yeah why?
>>596588209
How does /B/ rate my girlfriends ass?
0-10 :D More pics are comming :D
pic related :D
8/10
seems to be nicely shaped, free of dimples and cellulite
very nice
>>596582577
I thank you on behalf of my 23yo girlfriends arse :D