funniest greentext story?
>woke up
>was a hot day
>went outside
>gotwarm.jpg
>went back inside
>was a great day
>>596858630
I choose randomly from my text folder.
>>596858630
where is the loli
Requesting lolis sucking dick
Gf and Ex Thread #2
Let's have MORE Uzumaki!
thanks op really appreciate it
previous thread ended as per expected lets try again but make it last
Keep it legal
>>596852216
>Diamonds
mor pls
ok
...
What does /b think about my badges?
Pretty cool
>>596860160
>so many beta badges
>not being in OA
third thread devoted to this lovely gal
>>596860051
bumping again
get it started
>>596860224
LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED I AM HERE
Time for quads!
pics or it didnt happen
>>596863333
checked
lel
Draw Thread: Dildos Edition
Dildos, dildos, and more dildos. Also don't have the PSA or whatever.
i miss ambi
How about loli-oppai Mandy getting fucked by tentacles?
>>596847470
YLYL Thread, lets go.
Jack White.
/b/
My EDC. Not a cop or security.
All legal with my CCL in Wi.
Glock 17 g4, SCCY CPX2 as back-up. Corbon ammo.
First of all I hope to god that EDC stands for "Earth Defense Kit" and second, nice shrunken ya weebo
>>596854635
>Throwing stars
Why would a ninja need a gun too?
>>596854635
You're just a tryhard faggot.
ITT: Godtier rap albums
>>596829652
Oh look another shitpost that belongs elsewhere.
Let an oldfag explain things for you newfriends:
/b/ means "random."
/b/ does NOT mean "everything."
/b/ was created to be a dumping ground of topics which do not belong on any other board.
Oh, you want to post a chloe thread? LOL not on /b/. Take that cancer to reddit.
You want to post a cute male thread but /cm/ is dead? Don't bring that garbage to /b/.
Oh, "my home-board is dead."...
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this.
>>596829652
Why does that nigger think he's in gladiator?
Well /B/ro's. The girl that I was dating for 6 years. The girl I thought I would marry. Just left me.. Im pretty much fucked.. How do I get rid of these feelings?
1) drugs
2) other women
What does /b/ think about learning a trade in this day and age? I'm still young but I want to make more money than I currently am. I only get less than $800/month from disability and want to make way more than that, move out and get my own place, etc.
Would you recommend it? And if so, which ones?
I asked /biz/ but they're all a bunch of conceited asswipes.
college is overrated as fuck. There's a big lack of people with modern tradeskills, for example the AMT program by toyota.
>>596853708
So you're saying to become a mechanic?
>>596853471
1. Stop taking my fucking money and get a job wherever
2. Getting a trade diploma requires hella $, something you don't have, so it's either you get a loan or you get a min wage job.
3. What do you collect disability for?