mother thread
I fucked my mom and two of my aunts
Here's some tips to help you guys out
Obviously, alcohol helps.
You want her to get drunk enough so she lowers her inhibitions, but not so drunk she doesn't know who she's talking to
You don't want to come on to her too hard. Seduce her somewhat slowly. But when things start getting sexual. You want to pull your triggers quickly
She's not likely to back out through talking, but if you're in middle of foreplay, her conscious could get the better of her.
So basically skip as much foreplay...
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>>599853366
Keep talking to her about your problems
If your mom is wearing any type of revealing clothing, you want to take peeks at her(I mean, you'll probably be doing it anyway)
But if you didn't a decent job looking her in the eyes, now is the time you want them to wander.
Again, if she notices, you want to look ashamed again.
Soon you're going to want to start touching.
Start with holding her hand(if you're not already)
Then you're going to want to move to her knees. Gently...
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>>599853399
Now if she's not resisting you, you need to put the check in the mail immedietally
You want to start undressing yourself. But only to your underwear. If she sees your dick before her clothes are off. That'll probably trigger a red light.
Once you get to your tighty whities, start undressing her pants. Don't bother with her top
Once her bottoms are off, you want to play with her pussy. Just to get it/make sure she's wet.
When she's nice and wet, you're going to take your...
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Times when shit like this has worked
>>599856982
genius
See if we can get dem litle girls cut demselvs
Drawthread
Sunday sunday sunday edition.
>>599848648
first
also, dubs
>>599848804
MOTHERFUCKER
Shit artists inbound.
Rolling for dubs as this is now a dubs thread.
Does Taylor Swift lip sync at her concerts?. If yes, does she do it at all of her songs or concerts?
Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50JArrKHXEM [Embed]
It looks like she lip syncing(start watiching at 1:02)
I opend this thread at /mu/ but barely got replies so I asking you guys.
The fact that you care about this means you need to get out more
>opened this thread at /mu/ but barely got replies
/mu/ is SHIT DUDE
She has backing singers and sometimes a backing vocal track. Listen to the studio version of Shake it off.......you can hear her voice is double tracked.....when she does it live, she needs the same thing, or she can't be heard over the music,
This big titted milf was posted yesterday. I didn't save most of the pics. Anyone have them.
Anyone know anything about her?
Here's one of the pics I saved. You guys want to see the rest?
Moar?
Anyone still want to continue this?
Aka me doing dumb shit in my older sister's room
Last thread 404'd
Post bum in white undies :D
jizz on something
put on her panties
girls you know irl you fap to part 2
previous thread
>>599820445
moar of her!
michelle
Gold Coast and brisbane nudes!
Anybody have any more of this chick?
God tier movies. This movie is God tier, anyone who doubts that is wrong.
Yeah. Its pretty good
>>599839969
Really? I haven't watched it. What's so good about it?
Yea ok.
New Draw thread.
Not addition edition.
Taking requests
>>599813838
Taking intricate BDSM requests, or something?
Passed out and passed around thread
>>599835040
noice
Real men don't need to date rape.
>>599835221
i am a degenerate, anon, I'm not a real man
Milf Thread
Hi /b/.
I need your help. I love girls wearing slutty costumes. Especially in public.
And I'm not talking about "oh it's like a bra and panties". I mean, fucking slutty. Pic related.
I need your help finding some other ones. It's months until Halloween, but I need some good ideas for what I'm going to put my wife in.
So don't let me down.
self bump
>>599825707
uncontribuuted bump
no help?
You have exactly 10 seconds to justify why you aren't in the gym reaching your maximum evolutionary potential and developing a perfect aesthetic physique like this alpha.
>Pic related
benis
Because I'm not a cock-sucking faggot such as yourself, OP.
>>599826688
Because I'm lazy. It's really sad because I'd like to, I just don't have the willpower.
Let's compare scars /b/. Show me how alpha you are.
Bumping for gash
Fuck
>>599824200
Pinched it in a door