ay /b/
I'm inside a cash register, somewhere in the US or another english speaking country
I've spent the last 10 minutes deleting one or two items of each list , the cashier didn't notice shit and just kept giving people free stuff basically.
Roll a 13 , 25, 44, 75 or 92 to decide what I do next
here's all the controls available
>>603769199
You're a saint.
check my digits
Hey guys, is there r34 of r34?
>pic mildly related
bumping anyway
Can we get a Loli thread going?
No.
Please?
>>603773530
Take a picture of what's in front of your right now
We guess where others are from
>>603756263
>are from
PoorVille
danmark, to easy leverpostej med bacon, fucking nice, odense...her
>>603756344
Fuck you, this shit is expensive nigger
any diapergal account details or pooalexa vids? also, diaper bread
triple dubs, nice
Also this is now a dubs thread
>>603773412
holy shit im a fucking god
Ask a spaniard anything, continues from >>603730642
>>603758941
Cuidado con esa bandera, que si te ve un >podemista
te pegará una paliza y te robará la cartera!
>>603758941
el hilo ha muerto, la mierda de siempre
deja que se muera
sage
>>603759995
Pues yo voy a votarles y no me molesta ni esa bandera ni la republicana. Y no soy de extrema izquierda.
Hi /b/, let's start a nice perfection/science webm/gif thread.
ALRIGHT FAGGOTS
BLOODBATH BEGINS SHORTLY
>>603768344
Dubs checked
>>603768344
Go winrar
nazi pepe all the way
What is /b/'s take on Mia Khalifa? Is she the next Lisa Ann?
>>603759036
viral marketing
at least use different pictures every time you do this
>>603759179
Happy, faggot?
I don't understand why I find her so damn hot, she just is. Same with Lisa Ann, old as hell but just screams sex when you look at her body.
What are your thoughts on my situation?
I've been with my wife since we were in college. I was practical and worked hard to make sure I was lined up for success. She was more about her passion. 6 years later and I'm pretty close to moving up to the big leagues in my industry and getting a massive pay bump.
Problem is this. My wife kind of flunked out. Bless her heart, I love her, but she failed and it's as simple as that. I willingly support her, I try to motivate her, and she's a perfectly nice person, but I'm in a conflicted position....
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I usually tell to myself that my own career,desires and progress are completly beyond that any other emotional string (yes, including my family). Even I suffered in the past conflicts with my family and right now I'm having the same feel with my girlfriend. Right now I'm completly decided that if she isn't going to move with me in my progress I'm going to left her. But I supose there's a limit at that straightfoward thinking, and that limit is marriage.
I really wouldn't know what to do in your situation, but i'm pretty sure that you...
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>>603749309
Thanks. I agree with most of that.
It probably was a mistake to marry my wife, only because she didn't keep up and I'm now faced with this decision. Otherwise it's been a satisfying marriage.
>>603748125
Dump the freeloading bitch and bang some young, corporate go getting whore once you make the big time.
You won't give her a second thought, I guarantee it.
Rape stories and convincing rape pics
bonus for incest stories
One time, my sister was 12 and I was 14 and she was sleeping naked and I walked into her room and was playing with her pussy and she woke up and started sucking my dick so I started eating her out. Then I fucked her in the ass then took the condom off and fucked her in the pussy and came inside her. We still fuck to this day. She's 18 now
here some more
>>603755556
I see.
YOU GROOVE YOU LOSE.
Hard Mode - no head bopping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNwYKZByIf4
you all lose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCnBrrnOefs
>>603742562
I did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGvBh58tDLY
>>603742219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Cqh81VX3w
Everybody call me a faggot
>>603758080
You are a nice guy.
>>603758080
op is the most heterosexual gentleman i know.
Hey, guise. OP IS A HETEROSEXUAL.
>>reverse physocology at its best
So there's a few karaoke apps for smart phones that record their uses without their knowledge and put it up on Youtube.
There are thousands of videos.
Enjoy and have some laughs.
Personal favourites:
* https://youtu.be/PEA8cBQnguc
* https://youtu.be/4T6HyJ6a0rY
* this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wSVananRSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqmCW8K1vk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hktfyg1E2As
Links for the Youtube channels:
* https://www.youtube.com/user/StarMakerApp/videos
* https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIgSJKhOKtJ6RXs0GnGB0HQ/videos
*...
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holy shit this is gold
Is it even legal to have an app do this?
This is gold btw.
>>603752613
>http://i.imgur.com/5LobJEN.png
Well, it is marked right here in their ToS.
Too bad nobody reads it.
I'm pretty sure that's legal for the adults, not sure about the children though.
How do they work, like how? This double dragon has boggle my mind for weeks on end. If i tell B1 "Hey, punch B2 in the fucking head" and B2 "Prevent B1 from punching you with your mind powers" will B2 be able to do it? If B1 fingers herself, is she raping her sister too? Incest? If one smokes weed to the other get high? So many questions, so little time.
>inb4 fake double dragon monster blowjob pic
>inb4 OP can't inb4
This interesests me.
if one wants to fuck you and the other doesn't- is it rape?
I've done a lot of reading on these girls, because they absolutely fascinate me.
Basically, they each control and feel almost exactly one half of the body.
So each has control over their respective arm and leg.
What is amazing is that they can walk, run, drive. The coordination is crazy there.
I really really wish they would become more focused on music. This is like my dream as a musician, having a completely separate brain for each hand.
The things you could do...