Count till 10 and you shall have nudes.
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Trips picks what my wedding vows are. I WILL DELIVER. My wedding is Saturday, May 16. I will post a video of me saying my vows on youtube a day or two later. I'll call the video "b0ss wedding vows desu" so you'll know its me.
>>606265919
I vow to metaphorically hand my balls over to you on a golden platter.
It don't mean shit now
Fuck the presents
Might as well throw them out,
Fuck all those kisses
They didn't mean jack '
Fuck you ,you hoe
I don't want you back!
You thought that you could keep this shit from me,
Ya burnt bitch,
I heard the story,
Ya played me,
Ya even gave him head ,
Ya askin for me back,
Ya just another act,
Look elsewhere 'cause ya done with me,
I vow to remain abstinent and rent out your body to niggers
Post songs that describe how you are feeling right now, or are just stuck in your head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs-XZ_dN4Hc
>>606255738
Love that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtCD6F9OG8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpJPIpM_Ot4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsbemMGoCC0
If I roll dubs this will be the last dubs thread
Goodbye dubs threads
>>606251844
If only it was so simple
>>606251844
Oh shit
No teen fap thread? I'll fix that
>>606261059
does'nt look fixed to me
>>606261059
Bumping
Big titty thread
>>606247414
Hell yeah..
My OC right here..
Wife,
Help me /b/ I'm in love with my 11 (turning 12 this year though) year old neighbour (pic related - snuck a pic when we went on a dinner together)... I'm 20 years old and live alone.
She came into my life several years ago and has helped me through my depressions and anxieties. I'm a manlet but decent looking and have had depression until this girl came into my life. After a few months her parents got used to me and I'd fix/setup their computers and shit. This girl would always come over so we'd chill and I'd help her with homework, walk the...
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Yes, I would tell her parents right away so that there will be no surprises later on.
need more pics before i can give advice
eeee this is a tough one dude, id talk to her about it first tell her what you think how you two should go about it, i mean in like 20 years it wont be a big deal, society cums over shit like that now because the age difference idk dude talk to her, she feels the same right?
>be me
>have German Shepard
>best dog ever
>she's always there to get me through rough times
>routine is I come home from work, she greets me, I give her food, then we play/do walkies at dog park
>this "routine" stays the same for many years
>one day I come home from work
>very tired and agitated because work was...
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>>606248535
Damn. Ouch.
Damn op
Gave me the feels :(
>>606248535
nah man im not here for this kind of shit
Hey /b/! Guess what came today!
>>606255087
*sigh* a fucking dragon dildo...
These threads are never about anything else.
>>606255087
Your mom on my cock.
>>606255087
Looks like the latest A3-9000x nippo fingerbox.
I can tell by the pixels, and having seen a lot of boxes in my time
Now this shit is in books.
Welcome to 2015, it's all downhill from here.
>>606248632
go die
Time to an hero
>>606242052
>>606242676
>i came
>>606242052
captcha: ehong
I hate my labia, /b/.
I'm a 19 y/o virgin with a tight vagina, but I'm way too self-conscious too have sex even though I really want to.
>pic related #1
#2
Well you can't really do shit about your labia, but you can do shit about the hair around it. Shave for god sake.
#3
>Visit Europe
>Cars have 3 pedals
>Oh Europe, you so silly
Why the actual fuck do Europeans use 3 pedals???
>faster
>slower
>????
it makes driving better in every way, and is more economical below highway speeds
>you have never driven a car with more than 200 horsepower at the wheels and with a manual transmission
>>606239202
Gas, brake and hover.
You don't have hovercars yet?
more like this!?
>>606249451
Ugh MODS
its time