hey /b/, I'm looking for Brazzerz accounts. Don't suggest a shitty blog or paste. I'm looking for a forum. The last one I was a member of merged with another one and sucks dick now.
>>693400048
http://bitpasses.net/community/
try that
Hey /b/
write i <3 Becca on your tits
Show that ass
>>693399022
Go on
>wincest thread?
Wincest thread.
>be me. be 16 and having just got my license
>two younger brothers, one younger sister, shay (14)
>pretty hot for a 14 year old.
>shouldn't think of my sister that way...but do.
>drives me crazy all the time with the way she dresses around the house.
>still thinks a shirt and panties are "pajamas"
>anyway
>have...
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>>693395069
>silence for a bit
>"don't tell mom i was talking about sex."
>"seriously? what i'm going to say 'you know, i was smoking pot with shay and she was talking about sex!'"
>"whatever. just don't. i don't want her to know i even think about that."
>"you're 14. i'm sure she knows you think...
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>"fine! i won't ask!"
>quiet
>"...you can ask whatever you want. i don't care."
>she thinks aloud "...no i can't ask that...too weird..."
>i sigh "seriously, ask whatever."
>"okay...how big is a penis? like how long and how big around?"
>"...it depends on the guy. i think 5.5 is average? didn't they teach this in sex ed?"
>"yeah, but i mean like...for teenagers. people our age"
>"about that I guess? I don't know. I only know mine."
>more uncomfortable silence
>"how big is yours?"
>oh wow. "are you seriously asking me this?"
>"you said i can ask whatever!"
>"it's...around that size."
>"when it's normal or when it's excited from seeing boobs or whatever?"
>i laugh "...the second one."
>she thinks for a bit. "i bet all guys say there's is that size or bigger."
>i shrug. "probably."
>very long silence
>she asks "would it be weird if...you showed it to me? i mean not in a sexual way, i just want to see it."
>my mind is all over the place
>i need to stop this entire thing
>but maybe she's right? it's just for education.
>finally find words.
>"..yes. it would be weird. but if it's just to see i guess it's okay"
>keep driving.
>"...well?"
>"well what? i can't show it to you not, i'm driving."
>"well we can't do it at home! pull over somewhere!"
>it's late enough. i pull into a parking lot. it's a church (lol)
>i pause. "you really want to see it?"
>she's staring intently.
>she practically whispers "...yeah..."
>i fumble with my jeans and eventually get it out
>she just stares for a bit "is it hard right now?"
>"yeah. can't you see?"
>"wow. yeah that's at least six inches big."
>"told you."
>she keeps staring at it.
>suddenly she looks up with a strange smile. "wait...why is it hard now?!"
>shit. "umm...well i can't always control when that happens."
>it starts to go soft
>i put it away "that's enough learning for tonight."
>we drove home
>just as we were about to arrive, she asks "can there be more learning tomorrow night?"
>"if you want."
A E S T H E T I C wall paper thread
I got a new phone and I want it A E S T H E C
I too would like an A E S T H E T I C wall paper
dumping
you have been kidnapped and the last character you saw in a movie or tv show is the person who is going to come save you? How fucked are you?
Mine, John Wick, I should be free in a matter of minutes.
Last movie was halo nightfall
Kek pce op
I got done watching American psycho. Now I don't want to put words in any body's mouth, but I'm pretty sure my good pal Patrick Bateman ain't coming.
Last movie I saw was The Big Lebowski, so basically I'm fucked. But that's just, like, my opinion.
hey faggot, You're about to get a new girlfriend.
>>693397767
rell
Cancer get
>>693397767
rollinge
That one went by quickly.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I...
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bump
>>693396189
How do I tell the love of my life that I'm going to end my life?
Greetings, anonymous! (And friends) from the moon!
How are all of you tonight, hmm?
Drawthread
The ride weill never end.
>second
Requested this just before the last thread died.
I'll be waiting Nim...
Did any more Claire pictures get posted last night? Missed the end of the thread
Rekt thread
>>693378310
I'm drunk and wallowing in self depression and I kek'd. Sweet webm /b/ro
>>693378310
Kek
Anybody remember this shit?
gmask mofo
>>693386091
Ho Lee Shit we have a fellow oldfag. Hows your 401k account doing?
pls explain?
Would you date a girl that is taller than you?
most of them aren't.
/thread
yep, but i'm pretty tall myself, so it's not common (i'm 193 cm)
>>693380291
Yup
Loli Thread?
Loli Thread.
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/373/
R34 Overwatch Edition
Bonus Points for Mei
how do i tell her i still love her, /b/?
also general feels thread
You don't, you beta cuck.
>>693373091
You don't tell her anything, it's over. Move on.
Write a poem.