You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
>rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe
>>674404905
lol fucking winrar OP
>roll
>>674405018
Oh yes, i'm already rock hard
When do we start?
Oh this could be good
Where do you work /b/?
>>674399414
>implying anyone here even has a job
Kek
>>674399414
I just started a job with a huge German multinational company. I hate it so far.
They sent me an offer letter from the wrong company somehow. That added two weeks to my start date.
My first day they gave me a broken computer, then a computer that was evidence in an investigation. That one was confiscated while I was working on it in the middle of the day.
I was supposed to get paid three days ago, but hr fucked that up. I can't email anyone about it because the email servers are down....
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I run a bowling pro shop.
It's pretty cool.
When I'm busy I work my ass off but when it's slow I play games on my PS3
would you fuck her?
>>674396774
Aye, more than once
>>674396774
Its /b/ they fuck even dead grannys
>>674396774
Depends, how's the pussy?
My exgf was a slut and I loved it. We had about 10 MFM threesomes and she always behaved naughty when I asked, like flashing to other men.
Now my new gf (pic related) is too conservative, this picture was the farthest I could take her into the naughty. She dressed my white shirt and we went swimming on an empty beach.
How can I slowly lead her into MFM and other slutty things?
Her t-shirt is on backwards. That's kinda naughty
>>674396330
you have to exploit her kink/fantasy.
Not impose yours.
So you have to find what she's into and explore that path, and slowly open up to other neighborly behavior.
>>674396330
Buy her a strapon
trips for twat
>>674398739
Keep it to yourself OP.
This is definitely a pictures you really shouldn't share thread
>please don't share
if she wasn't so ugly she might be hot
Been learning empirically to make music...
I made this last night, does it sound too shitty?
https://clyp.it/rvju5ehw
>>674398281
Great way to get a virus downloaded 5/10
>>674398381
what the hell r u talking about
It's pretty dull. It's literally the same thing for 1 min.
Blood porn thread, not gore
http://it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph566c3fa24eaaa
Lol, that's Amu, and Littlerose
post rare or exciting weapons
there are only 20 known japanese tri daggers in existence, nobody has ever survived a stab from a japanese tri dagger
Why does it have a german name if it's japanese?
>>674394885
Dubs and I'll stick my dick in a glass of water or milk. Dubs chooses
Milk
>>674396668
Anything for trips?
>>674396540
That's not even an exciting or interesting to make you do.
Fuck off retard.
How often do you think about suicide?
Lately not that much, last year...daily
>>674394354
Not often enough.
Neuer deutscher Faden.
Fragen:
Welches Land ist am besten für Sextourismus geeignet?
Mit welcher Droge kann man am längsten einen harten Schwanz behalten?
Welcher AfD-Politiker ist der beste?
>>674399656
>>674399656
nechste woche ostern !
mit eier vollstopfen oder andere pläne?
>>674399656
MERKEL MUSS WEG
Michigan Thread!
sup
literal nigger state
>>674399216
flint here
Rate my baby /b/
>>674399813
i can fap to this
Double pits to clefty
nigger/smoothskin
Der FADENMEISTER zaubert erneut einen DEUTSCHFADEN herbei!!
What goes - außer Schäuble?
Was geht heute abend?
Futter?
Drogen?
Spaziergang bei dem schönen Wetter?
Schon mal neben die Toilette gekackt?
>>674399623
>>674399623
>What goes - außer Schäuble?
einsam
>Was geht heute abend?
früh pennen morgen nach ner woche urlaub wieder arbeiten
>Futter?
klaro
>Drogen?
neino
>Spaziergang bei dem schönen Wetter?
gerno
>Schon mal neben die Toilette gekackt?
neino
>>674399623
ALLE RÃœBBER
>>674399656
>>674399656
>>674399656
>>674399623
>Der FADENMEISTER zaubert erneut einen DEUTSCHFADEN herbei!!
das ist ehrenwert
>What goes - außer Schäuble?
4chan und dröhnung, wie immer... *schäm*
>Was geht heute abend?
4chan und dröhnung, wie immer... *schäm*
>Futter?
heute mal huhniges mit pommes
>Drogen?
wein und valium
>Spaziergang bei dem schönen...
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Autism quiz thread
Are you an aspie?
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
bump
ded
Guess not