The topic: sexual tension between me and my half mother.
So let me sketch the situation for you: When I was very little, my parents divorced and both found a new partner before I was 5. Neither got married again, but my dad and his girlfriend had a daughter, who is my half sister. Her mother and my dad constantly in a fight, and it’s come to a point where my dad is thinking about kicker her out of the house. Whenever I’m at my dad’s, they are arguing like children over banalities. It’s like they are trying to pick a fight with each other, not exactly a stable relationship so to speak… Over the last few years, I’ve sort of become a relationship consultant for my half mother. She and I got closer than the other siblings, and I genuinely like talking with her. A few days ago, the weather took a turn for once and the sun was shining all day. We were talking about life and stuff, and she ended the conversation, saying she was gonna lay in the sun for a while. There was no one else at home, expect for my sister who was just leaving, so I went upstairs, to my room where I quickly found of that there was nothing to do. I put my boxers on a joined her. We have this sun roof on top of the house, just next to the attic. You have take the attic’s stairs to get there, so it’s very quiet and isolated from the rest of the house. I got up there, and she smiled as I lay down next to her. We started talking again, about what I was doing in life and where I was going and such. She asked about girlfriends and those relationships went and why they ended, yada yada yada. Out of nowhere, she asked why I didn’t take my boxers off. She said my dick would be white, while all the rest of me would be tanned, which isn’t a very good look according to her. I sort of laughed it off, but she didn’t let it go.
“Your girlfriend wouldn’t like it, just take them off”. She called me “petite nature”, which means something like shy or prude. “Come on, it’s not like I’ve never seen it before, you know…” and she continued “Oh, you won’t do it, I knew it.”. She knew all too well that I’d do something if she challenged me to it, so that’s what she was doing now. When someone challenges you as a man, you get this primal instinct to do it, or at least I do. So I replied “Why don’t you take yours off too then?” sort of hoping she would laugh it off and drop...
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Staying true to tradition, she asked me to rub her back. She has the most amazing skin I’ve ever felt. It’s a genetic gift how she can still have such good skin at her age. Of course, she took good care of herself with various expensive creams and such, but the smoothness of her skin was truly a gift by nature. I looked around, and noticed she didn’t bring any. I asked, and she said I should go and get some in the bathroom. “You can go naked, we’re alone.” she said and that struck me a bit. She always has this way of saying things, that just get me. It thrilled me...
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As I opened the door, she took off her sun bathing glasses, and titled her head up to look at me. It wasn’t very hard to tell she looked at my dick, I mean it was fucking obvious. Her eyes told me she was pleasantly surprised with what she saw. Truth be told, I’m not a bad looking man, and I took a lot after my dad, which I think is one of the reasons why she and I are so close. “Looking for something?” I asked, smiling. She smiled back at me, and turned around on her back. “Sure” she said in a vague way. I opened the sun screen and put it on my hands. I just knew...
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>trips decide what to buy
>no animals or drugs
Buy 10€ of water
An off can of Pepsi max
>buy bees
>buy cocaine
>give cocaine to the bees
>bees make honey really fast
thats my plan
trips get creepshots and tits of my "butterface" cousin
found these pics on her father's computer, she used to teach me english with large shirt,no bra and she was always letting me see her tits from under her shirt
yeah? go on...
How about dubs you faggot
This is the best map of all time. No other map of any other game can even slightly compare to it.
It's literally the PERFECT map.
It's the Mona Lisa of maps.
>>680774312
Hell yeah
fugg u
>>680774312
It in fact is the most played multiplayer map of all time
Selena Gomez vs Taylor Swift continued
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
Team Selena
Butterface thread, get in here.
>>680777018
Everything but her face I supposed to be attractive. I don't know what the fuck this is supposed to be. Kill it with fire, then kill yourself.
>>680777018
damn nice
YLYL thread.
0/10. You suffer from premature laughing.
>>680774866
KEK
Which one has a pic of her riding cock?
Why her?
Correct answer for pic
I'm hoping the blonde on the far right holding the phone.
A) because she's the one taking the photo, therefore the photo belongs to her. Woils make sense that you hot this photo from her profile, or something, so you can do so.
B) she's the hottest there
Far left
1) She's the ugliest so probably did it for the same reason you see way more ugly girl nudes than pretty girls.
2)just seems likely
Waifu claiming thread.
>Legend of the Drunken Master edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>worship all Spike waifu's
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegels
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post...
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Yuno claim
Shinoa claim.
I feel so tired yet so awake. What drives me to stay on this late.
>>680773946
Claimed
no fat chicks
here goes nothing
to lazy to look. rollll
>>680773004
They really didn't put a ton of effort into this new gen of Pokemon.
>ITT
>weeb fags get mad
>>680767866
What a shitty sword, it's dumb how weeb fags like them.
>>680767866
I mean I understand this is a troll thread but
This nigger doesn't know how to use the Katana
It's suppose to be used in a slashing downward strike or you fuck your shit up.
This nigger in this vid had to be trolling.
I don't own any swords, but you cant just pick one up and bang it against shit.
The fuck man.
>>680768124
>>680767866
and stop same fagging your thread
Non-porn webm thread
>>680775634
weirdest boner right now
YOU LOVE YOU LOVE
post qt grills
>>680775685
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>>680774775
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