No fluffy thread? REALLY?
niggers
in coming fluffy story 1/3
>Be you, walking down the road, gas station about a mile away
>Think about how much having your car worked on sucks
>come out of the gas station with minor supplies for the night filled in two plastic bags
>on your way back to your apartment you hear a rustling in a bush that slightly makes you jump
>"Am big monster! gif nummies or I eat yew!"
>Holy...
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>looking at the family waddle up to you with empty bag in your hand you think over how this little bastard tried to steal your food, so you grab up the pink one first as the foals fall off the fur squealing for "momma"
>"NUUU! BABBEHS" the mare yells pissing and shitting as you hold it out and splashes land on the blue fluffy
>as you throw the pink mare in the bag you look to see the father saying "Babbehs wun! Wun from Monstah!" Grabbing one in his mouth, the blue one in particular (perhaps it reminds him of himself)
>now of course these foals barely have their eyes open none the less their ability to run
>so you grab up the blue one muffling something with a baby's scruff in it's teeth
>"MURRUMPH WHUN BABMPH"
>tossing the two in the bag you look down at the confused green foal chirping for its parents and wondering around in a circle, you decided to end it quick for the little bastard but first grab the scruff of the pink one from the bag and force it's head somewhat out enough to show it you stepping on the foal
>"BWOCCLIE! NUUUU BAABBEH huu huu"
>broccoli? these things are giving each other names too now? doesn't matter I'm going to have more fun tonight then I thought
>continue walking to your apartment
>about 8pm, you realize you can't bring these screaming crying these too close to the apartments, might raise some suspicion.
>let's keep it simple then, leave breathing room through the top of the plastic bag but tie it to a nearby tree not to far away from the apartments,
>the one less foal family is down to huuing and hugging each other for comfort in the bag
>"Stay right here you guys, I'll have something more comfortable in a second"
>you run over to the back of the apartment where you remembered an old watered down dog kennel small enough to be carried, "This should work"
>walking over to the bag you here nothing, odd, really odd, did they die?
caption this
>>683960624
are they trying to generate a gravitational pull? im pretty sure it would work.
Is that a herd or a pod?
OP here. I found this on Tumblr under the HAES hashtag, kek
Weed should stay illegal
you dont say
i disagree
>>683960025
Why?
Polski thread!
Temat dyskusji- Pis czy PO-Nowoczesna?
>>683962288
KURWAAA
>Tylko papa
>>683962288
wypierdalaj spowrotem pod most spod którego wypełzłeś
When is it okay to hit a woman?
>>683966025
That would be... never.
If you hit a woman, you're not a man. Turn in your man card and start shopping for a purse.
If she takes a sucker punch swing.
Hey /b/
Prove to me that you are not a newfag
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>>683961313
if this is hell how come i aint suffering
>wat do genii
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Who the fuck doesn't love Bellas puffies?
bump for interest
what happened to cartoons?
>>683962201
they were made the same mid-American beaten as a child people, who try and create their shit fathers as a bit quirky and funny.
Randy is a so much better character than all of the other ones combined.
PC happened.
Lets share folks
>>683961573
thats good, sauce?
Get thread guys
>>683966576
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>>683966651
Good fucking job.
Fuck all you cis white men on this forum
Stop sexualising women in your cuck threads and your transgender trap threads
Otherwise we will take down your board by force.
This is a warning
Sage.
>>683958454
https://youtu.be/PHVal0nA23c
Anonymous is angry with 4chan too.
>>683958454
0/10
Gayness thread.
OP is a faggot.
Who wants this sluts nudes?
Give me trips
>>683959972
rollerino
>TRIPSGET
MEGA ROLL
FINISH THIS SENTENCE-
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I have never__________
>>683965748
been happy
felt loved
>>683965818
/thread
ITT: Really beautiful pornstars.
>>683960398
Who is she?
>>683960476
>>683960480
Samantha Rone