DEUTSCHFADEN
>kurz faden ausgeschmissen
>petri heil
und jetzt (You)
Bei unse ist am WE christenkonzert. komische rockbands, mit jesus-image haben eine halle gebucht. BIN MOSLEM; von 12-18 alles dabei.
wäre es unmoralisch eine 13 jährigen CV...JM-jungnonne zu penetrieren?
boha.. was da rummläuft: totale lolis-- omg das ist , als würdest du ein amish-mädchen zur rau machen, aber nur x100
Du redest wieder wirr, Ali.
also, wen ich bis zum wochenende weiter trinke, macht mich der allgemeine alkohlpegel zu ner art von superman.
Roll to find out which position your dad fucked your mom when they made you. Now you know, what do you think of her now huh?
rollz
niggas be rollin
Feet of girls you know Cont.
>>684806542
amazing toes. got a pic of the girl?
OP here
>>684806729
I do, not sure if I want to show her face or not
>ITT Boob reveal gifs and webms
Pascal's Wager states that it's smarter to bet that there is a God because if you are wrong, the consequences are not as dire as having incorrectly bet that there is no God.
Math has conclusively proven that God exists, so why do you foolishly choose disbelief?
It hasn't proven that you dumb fuck. It just states that it's best to believe so if there's the chance that there is one, you won't go to hell
>>684805826
Saged faggot. Quit posting this shit nobody cares what you think
What do if God is like: a krab mmm
Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style...
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>claiming yume
>>684808460
Nah its ok its just the anticipation of failing in life
Nothing special here
>writing an asslong text and deleting it to make a shorter less informativ one
>>684808488
>checked
I am not a programmer but I can relate to that as a technician
>>684808742
so its lewd
Ako claim
General Dom/sub discussion
>why are you interested in D/s?
>is it just a kink or a lifestyle?
>have you ever been/are you in a D/s relationship?
>Daddy? Master? Slave? Something else?
>What Dom/sub activities do you partake in?
>etc
Trying to get new gf into it. She seems keen but I'm also new at bring a Dom.
Have started some light slapping and ropes and she has said she wants more so it's pretty nice.
She tries to let me butt fuck her all the time but can't manage it just yet.
>was in a lesbian relationship before me
The need to submit to my Goddess. Submission is about giving up controll.
I think it's both a kink and a lifestyle to me, depending on your definition of lifestyle.
I've been her pet for 3 years now.
Whenever we're together, I am to call her Goddess and do as she tells me.
>>684799577
Similar.
In a Dd/lg relationship right now, a bit of petplay sprinkled in. At the first sign of interest my now girlfriend told me about Dom/sub and that I need to be a dom to be with her. Luckily, it grew on me.
My girlfriend acts childish and silly around me. Polar opposite to what she's like around other people. And I do take on an authoritarian role. "Have you done your homework? What about that project? Did you drink all your water?"
Why aren't you rich yet anon?
>>684806550
but, i am rich
Can't afford it. I try not to starve at the end of every month.
>>684806550
i'm not really wealthy but I do live comfortably. I'm above the average in terms of revenue which is already a lot to be thankful about.
/b-itches give me some loli power
Can anyone explain why this song is so popular?
>>684802616
Link to youtube video?
kinda catchy and it hits hard as fuck if you have subs.
it's garbage. Although the dude is only 18 so he's probably blowing lines of titties every night because of it so I can't knock him
Give me your best mind blowing questions/quotes.
/b/ is shit
>>684800981
This was my theory as well. Hope it's true.
Do crabs think that fish are flying?
You can only get one girl for the rest of your life, anon. Good luck!
>>684808198
What if I roll a zero? Like always OP is a fag.
>>684808446
You got 6, fuck off.
>>684808198
Go on then...
>6'4"
>300 lbs
>1 (nearly 8 years ago)
27 years old, 185 cm, 8 girls and 1 trap.
>>684809599
5'10
2
5'9" - 108
We found this bag in the bottom of a river, it smells absolutely disgusting, what do you think is inside
>>684807421
is it a meme?
Hopefully a dead nigger
post timestamp faggot
Shota bread, bonus points for boi pussyq
>>684805666
For the dark gods
>>684805806
Memes