COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
>>686398042
Damn i'd drop my fat cock on her face if my girlfriend wasn't home right now >.>
God-tier comedians
bill hicks
mitch hedberg
doug stanhope
bill burr
brian regan
in that order
drawthread
wtf
draw a pizza guy getting a blowjob
/r/ loli butts
Best Pornfails? videos and gifs
Haha FAIL! xD
>>686407557
are you german?
If Chloe Moretz had a dick would you suck it?
Not anymore.
>>686407907
I don't think she has a dick
>>686408142
>I don't think she has a dick
So I went up into the attic and found my grandpas old fingerbox. Havent picked it up in about five years, and man, I forgot how much fun it was.
My grandpa had this one on him during d-day, and he used it often to pass the time. It came into my hands when he passed away.
Ive been thinking about getting a better one now that I have a job. Im not sure whether to get the Skarp ZF10 or the TIA55. they both seem good, but has anyone tried either of them?
I heard that the newest skarp has a titanium frame, and the ghlyrod is more precise than any of the others, but I still dont know.
i have a fingerbox too. she is sexy, blonde and has big boobs.
>>686406431
good start, OP
It's time /b/tards.
Only roll if you're an oldfag. Summerfags need not apply, because you're too pussy to actually fucking do it.
Trips has to do this.
Forgot to put it in subject
Rollolo
>>686404423
fuck it ill roll
>mfw I licked a pussy for the first time
>mfw I wasn't prepared for the awful taste of a pussy
Seriously.. The first time is the worst one. You aren't prepared for the nasty taste of a pussy, even worse; you are indoctrinate to lick it like a icecream because porn. But when the moment of truth comes, you realize that shit ain't icecream and you have to force yourself to lick, because that's what a man do.
ITT: First time licking a pussy stories
Haven't done it myself, but that sounds like a pretty accurate description.
>going down on a girl with bad hygiene
Asking for it.
>>686402306
It doesn't taste nasty if your girl ain't dirty.
if you smoke weed every day lets see your god damn bongs kids
>inb4 not mine cause we dont smoke the same, im on that level you need to get on.
if you're not trolling and you actually paid 5,500 dollars I feel bad for you.
>>686405988
Holy mother of Jesus, what the fuck is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Weed is for niggers you autistic fuck.
Can you actually please your girlfriend?
>>686406335
i can please yours that's for sure
tfw no gf
You are packing?
girls you know fap thread
Cute girls thread continued
Anyone want more
Gonna dump a ton of cumshots. Get ready
In no particular order
I wonder sometimes about you others making celeb threads. WHY was the celeb thread dead?
>>686408135
>>686408353
what?
New Rule 34 Thread, All Welcome.