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>Roman about to win the WWE Title
>Uso's about to win the Tag Title
>Nia Jax will probably win the Divas Title as soon as she gets called up
What's up with Vince and his Samoan fixation?
My theory is that his family owes the Anoa'i family an eternal debt.
>Tamina still irrelevant
No love for my favorite MILF :(
>>770989
dont forget the next next face of the company and son of haku/meng
bad boy tama tonga NXT bound any minute now.
Shes keking tyson right
theres no way ceasro isnt the bull
theres literally an episode of total divas where tyson cant get hard
>>770801
i don't blame him, i'd fuck her as well
>>770801
Anon, he's called the Swiss Superman for a reason.
>>770801
there's a brony in that picture
I started shaolin kempo, which seems similar to shotokan karate, half a year ago, and thought it'd be a balanced workout. Turns out it's leg heavy as fuck.
So I'm looking for a sport to balance out the leg heavy martial art. What sport is fun and focuses on chest and arms?
>>770779
How about a real martial art?
Bench Pressing
Wing chun does that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwX5Xzg9HwQ
>>770567
yfw upupdwndwn is about to write a better storyline than wwe if miz makes the finals
>>773479
>implying its fixed
xavier getting BTFO BTFO by kofi and being salty as fuck why would he do that to himself?
>>774048
>and yet its a better storyline
>proving my point while missing my point
Kevin owens can't wrestle
cm punk sucks
Ryback is a legend
So... pukester general?
I wonder why he loves Ryback so much
Ryback has put more people over in his career than CM Punk has, yet smarks hate rasslers who don't put people over. Go figure.
>Ronda racks up a bunch of quick 30-second wins mostly against physically weaker mid-tier fighters.
>The media is on to it, because she's a female and with feminism trending she's just hot shit on the market now, gotta have her on every lame Fallon/Kimmel talk show out there
>She gets all the sports endorsements and even a bullshit role on the Expandables
>The hype train revvs up
>De la Hoya so desperate for another...
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>>769160
if De la Hoya was still on coke he would arrange a BDSM dungeon with Ronda fucking him with a strapon.
It was such a beautiful moment.
>>769160
>>Armenian shill actually telling her she's doing beautiful and should keep up
That's not always bad. You want to keep their confidence up. You don't want to tell your fighter that they suck and are getting destroyed after 1 bad round.
everything else was pretty accurate though. Did Joe Rogan or Dana White cry?
What happens in the sport of wrestling if one of the combatants pops a raging boner? Is that disqualifying or a penalty?
What if the boner is so big, it is rubbing up against the other play and distracting him, or what if one of the guy has so much pre cum it is soaking through his singlet and wiping on the other guy? Does shit like this ever happen?
>>769072
>>769072
I remember Iron Shiek had a boner against Hogan once and i think Ahmed Johnson had one once
>>769108
I'd get a boner in the presence of hulk Hogan too
You guys consider Ultra Violent wrestling wrestling?
>>768983
I think the people that are fans of it are probably more twisted and fucked up in the head than the people that are in the ring doing all that crazy shit It's fucking bizarre and I don't like it at all. To each their own I guess.
Somebody post that copypasta on hardcore wrestling.
http://www.wwe.com/inside/polls/who-are-you-rooting-to-win-wwe-world-heavyweight-title-tournament Lets raid this and vote for Kalisto for the fuck of it
Kalisto is based but not your army faggot.
>>768920
Voted for Roman Reigns
>Kalisto
Hope he gets a singles push soon. He's very impressive and doesn't botch constantly like Cara. Reminds me of a young Rey being small and being able to successfully fuse Lucha and WWE style
Hey /asp/ies, after much time away I have returned! I doubt any of you remember me and I'm not going to start tripfagging again, but I figured it would be fun to see if there was any of the old crew hanging around. (Cambo, Seido, TKDBrah? You faggots out still alive?)
Anyway, on to the actual topic. A recent move to San Francisco forced me to give up my beloved IKO1 Kyokushin. At first, I was just going to start doing Muay Thai. Transferable skill set, already have shinguards and molded mouthguard, used to getting kicked in the legs. I was sure I'd be the Buakaw of SF in a week. Plus, no more sweaty white pajamas and standing in line punching air.
Then, I realized I might get punched and/or elbowed in my face. Being a Kyokushin-fag and therefore a coward a pristine, untouched face, my concern was obviously that any contact to my cranial region would instantly cause my baby like head skin to burst forth in torrents of blood, my teeth to fall out, and immediate unconsciousness. Unacceptable.
In the spirit of San Francisco I decided that having another man's groin in my face was the only viable alternative. So, I'm now IKO1BBJWhiteBeltFag. Gone are my light, white pajamas. In their stead: heavy, blue pajamas.
Now that you've read my tale of woe and my triumphant vindication, I wanted to know what advise you guys had regarding making the transition from striking to grappling. It's great to be learning new things, but I'm a total mess out on the mat. I'm gassing in a round because I don't know how to relax. I'm alternatively too compliant or too aggressive because I don't understand how to strike the proper balance between aliveness and competitiveness in this setting. Most of all, I spend a lot of time feel totally helpless.
welcome back iko1, i remember you
>>768760
Many things have changed while you were gone friend. All the old tripfaggots are gone(Even Wu was chased of) and recently we have become /wwe/
>leaving LA for SF
Disgusting. I know LA isn't a terrific place, but San Francisco is even worse. I can't go north of San Jose without feeling sick.
ALEXA BLISS HAS BEEN CALLED OUT AS A RING RAT:
>“Nik, I am currently training with WWE to be a wrestler. We train at NXT in Orlando. A great group of men and women are down here but I have to call out one girl, Alexa Bliss. I wish to stay anonymous but this needs to be out. She is a ring rar as we call it. She sleeps with just about every person who walks in the door here and has slept with trainers, higher ups, wrestlers and whoever else she can get her hands on. I have heard nasty stories I refuse to share. She is cute and nice but is a total...
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I hope Blissfag gets a load of this.
>>768758
[citation needed]
>>768771
Your waifu a sloot blisspic. My waifu's still pure.
Did Holm punch Rousey in the back of the head?
I agree 100% with the outcome of the fight, I'm just curious what /asp/'s take on this is.
>>768168
No she didn't, she did prove how much of a joke women's mma has been so far though
>>768177
no trolling, but why do people keep saying women's mma is a joke? (I don't watch ufc and I haven't seen any women's mma matches)
Who was the best wrestler of all the times?
>>768001
In terms of skill? Lou Thesz and there shouldn't even be any debate. Thesz once legit submitted Gotch in a match that turned shoot because Thesz needed to end the match early for reasons that I don't remember.
>>768173
Nigger pls
Stu hart could have twisted Frank Botch and Poo Lesz into a pretzel whenever he wanted
Dose superior english gentetics
>>768179
Why are you so easy to spot bretkek
now that we have conclusive proof can we please put this grappling>striking meme to bed?
>>767776
no because if ronda had known bjj instead of judo this wouldnt have happened :^)
>1 example vs hundreds that prove the opposite
>>767789
>greatest grappler in the entire league loses to foot work and distancing
Does /asp/ think Ronda Rousey could beat Floyd Mayweather?
GGG
G
G
>>767721
She couldn't even beat a female boxer, so hell no.
>>767721
Lol I knew this thread would be here after hearing about the outcome of Rousey's fight last night.
Where are all the anons and name fags that were saying Rousey would absolutely walk right through a world class boxer even if they did a camp before the fight? And that she was facing the best of the best of female fighters?
Because even my moderate opinion of Rousey not being guaranteed to win got shit on, and now it's time to eat your crow.
