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everyone form North Charleston, SC let make raw to /r/ board
what
>literal mark city in shit hick state
Good luck faggot.
>>809771
4chan taking over raw
by idk 4chan joke or something
In case anyone hasn't seen it, this video is long as shit and awesome. https://youtu.be/VYvMOf3hsGA
>>809336
Are you going to post the John Cena prank call video next? Reddit is that way, friend.
>>809337
I don't know what that is. I'm just drunk and watching one of my favorite youtube videos.
>>809337
And I'm not your friend, buddy.
Jackie Chan while
>he has a mop and a bucket
>in a tables, ladders, chairs and ropes factory
>while holding a baby
>his kung-fu master just died
>his love interest is watching
>he just had an inspirational vision about his dead grandfather
>his comic relief friend is trying to help
>he's wearing 4 layers of baggy jackets
>he's drunk and smiling
>he wants no trouble
vs John Cena, fighting for the WWE United States Championship
I reckon Jackie Chan in this one via K.O.
Although he can't see John Cena, he will use his Kung Fu Asian sense to just kick every square inch of air until he hit Cena.
>>809330
who's this semen demon?
>>809367
It's Skrillex
You know it's true
>>809173
there is no pipebomb this is a shit picture.
>Kyokushin Karate
>Sanda/Sanshou
>Sambo
>>809176
>Lack headpunches
>Not popular enough worldwide
>Not populat enough worldwide
And why is this shit even considered a sport?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling
A stupid soap opera script followed by a bunch of oiled up musclemen who are in such a hurry to have gay sex that they forgot to take off their underpants. An Hiro needs to make a /wwe containment board and keep this shit off of /asp.
>>808057
>And why is this shit even considered a sport?
No one considers it a sport.
>An Hiro needs to make a /wwe containment board and keep this shit off of /asp.
/asp/ is /wwe/
>>808057
>An Hiro needs to make a /wwe containment board and keep this shit off of /asp.
you're literally posting on a wrestling board.
>>808057
>An Hiro needs to make a /wwe containment board
he doesn't know that this IS the containment board :3c
I'm 5'6" and skinny/weak. For defence purposes what is the best martial art I should learn.
>I'm 5'6
>>807267
Yes, yes I am.
>>807266
just learn how to run properly.
>I am the best in the business!
>I am the undisputed future of WWE!
>That's why I have default entrance music from WWF No Mercy!
>>806872
Getting real entrance music for a good amount of wrestlers is a small thing that would make a big difference.
>>806872
>seth metal
>has a metal song
one of these days hes to make his own theme like hbk, cena, and roppongi vice.
>>806872
CFO$ are really hit and miss.
Sometimes we get awesome stuff like Finn's, Breeze's, Bo's and the Shield's theme, others we get generic incarnate for Seth and Dean.
ITT: Post
>your favorite wrestler from the Rock n Wrestling era (1984-1993)
>your favorite wrestler from the Attitude Era (1998-2001)
>your favorite wrestler from the Ruthless Aggression era (2002-2007)
>your favorite wrestler from the current roster
>your favorite wrestler from the Rock n Wrestling era (1984-1993)
Kerry Von Erich or Terry Funk
>your favorite wrestler from the Attitude Era (1998-2001)
Stone Cold Steve Austin
>your favorite wrestler from the Ruthless Aggression era (2002-2007)
Shawn Michaels or JBL
>your favorite wrestler from the current roster
Seth Rollins or Cesaro
>Undertaker or Bret Hart
>Kurt Angle
>Cena or Orton
>Rollins
>>805916
The English-Texan way is strong with you still I see.
ITT we post gimmicks/promos/segments that WWE gave the green light.
Pic Related.
>>804616
Man, those were different times. That Eugene shit wouldn't fly today.
>Kathie Lee & Hoda
>Magic beans
>Grumpy Cat
>>804616
eugene was such a special guy
Although I can't remember if I loved him or just his interactions with Angle (GOAT)
So does he just interupt random segments now?
>>804290
Knock knock
>>804291
Who's there?
>>804292
Interrupting Ryback
>muh feminism
BASED MARYSE
charlotte is so fucking terrible
wtf did charlotte just say? literally gibberish, not even words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezrhITSCm4k
why couldn't we have stuck shitty byron on shitty smackdown
Helium tanks over $35 get free shipping on Amazon
TIME FOR A SURVEY
>Are you fat?
>Are you a Kevin Owens fan?
Get in here
ready for this monday's re-run of the same shit every week, lets go /asp/
How would you guys feel if this happens?
>>811152
Same as the ratings. Down.
-OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Seth Rollins
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
RAW will be boring tonight.
Sandman may should up tonight.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Tyler Breeze just got Superkicked on UpDownUpDown's youtube stream.
Now I have to watch RAW to see if it gets mentioned.
Damnit
>>811073
Will anybody be excited to see Sandman?
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Who is your favourite Canadian wrestler /asp/?
>>810705
I said canadian, not french
>>810702
Chris Benoit.
>not even shit-posting
