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Lots of wrestling/boxing here, and /sp/ doesn't like Sailing.
Any anons here who sail?
>>831557
I sail, but sadly the sea freezes around here during the winter.
>>831565
thanks for the reply man. Keep on doing you, the ice will freeze and we can have fun soon.
>>831557
Sailing seems pretty cool, but I haven't lived anywhere coastal long enough to get into it. Any good books on the subject you can send me or recommend?
Kendo general I guess. Don't normally post here.
Anyone watching this tonight?
>>831097
who is the guy that trained all the actors in lightsaber duels?
The whole thing's here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Meiw6GR-zSY
Star Wars was the reason I started kendo as a kid. Though I quickly learned to like kendo for what it actually was (those who don't quit pretty soon) and later moved to mainly doing koryu kenjutsu, Star Wars is still close to my heart.
>But it just sounds like, you uh just have old shriveled up prunes now
what did he mean by this?
He meant that all he can think of are testicle jokes like a 5th grader
Fuck all of you. Here comes the reign.
I took a nasty blow to the guts while sparring on Friday (HEMA longsword), and now it looks pretty bad. Is it just bruising, or should I be worried?
Bruises get discolored like that due to some parts healing before others. Should be back to normal after some time.
It's just a bruise, stop being a pussy.
>>829294
It's a bruise. Harden up faggot.
Paige appreciation thread. Go!
-OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Roman Reigns
> Intercontinenal Champion: Dean Ambrose
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
Either John Cena will return tonight or at the Royal Rumble
So far here are the small Slammy Award winners:
> WWE Tag Team of the Year: The Usos
> Best John Cena U.S. Open Challenge: Cesaro
> Hashtag of the Year: #SuplexCity
> Celebrity Moment of the Year: Stephen Amell dives onto Stardust at SummerSlam
> “Tell Me You Didn’t Just Say That” Moment of the Year: Brock Lesnar coins “Suplex City” at WrestleMania
Also, how the fuck did New Day not win Tag Team of the Year? Usos definitely deserved to win... last year. But with one of them being out for the better part of the year and losing their titles. This is like Reigns winning Superstar of the Year last year.
Deanetty/Fatass/Ziggler triple threat and other shit
>>843348
First for no streams available
>>843354
just use the /woo/ streams and hide the chat
NO STREAMS
>ywn attend every live event and meetup until you work up the courage to ask her out on a date, where you go to a coffee shop on a beautiful summer day. After you walk her home and kids run up and ask for her autograph and for you to take a photo of them. You go on a few dates and are at that point where you are kinda together but it's not 'official', then she invites you over to her house where you snuggle and watch her match at Takeover for the fifth time. She brings you backstage to a taping and you hang out with Sami Zayn or Enzo and...
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Fast forward 5-6 years, you have two kids, she's on main roster and its April. She's challenging Becky Lynch for the women's title. In what is hailed as the greatest women's match in history, she pulls out the big one. You and your two kids are at ringside cheering her on, she leaves the ring and gives you the biggest hug and kiss and tells you her life is perfect, all thanks to you. Move forward another 8 years, she's retires and starts a wrestling school. She also teaches your kids who have always dreamed of following mummy's footsteps. Now you're...
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2/10 shit fantasy booking
Who is going to read all that shit
What's the best paintball gun for under $200? I was thinking of getting the GOG eNMEy but the Spyder Fenix is another option
No thanks I have real guns.
>>839439
>best paintball gun under 200
invert mini? duh?
Also this is kind of the wrong forum. Go to pbnation.
Get a GoG, spyder is trash.
![The_Wyatt_Family[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BnU2j7r.jpg "The_Wyatt_Family[1].png")
>tune in to raw last night
>these lame ass jabroni pieces of shit with their lame ass redneck gimmick that we've all seen 10 times before are beating the dudleys yet again
Fuck this shit man,I understand putting new guys over but what's the fucking point when the 'new guys' suck nigger ass and the guys who are jobbing to them are 10x as entertaining and likeable
Fuck the Wyatt faggots and all the retards who enjoy seeing this lame ass WCW tier gimmick of theirs
>>842456
> muh childhood heroes lost
git wurked, mark
yeah op, nearly five years of the same shit
but dont worry they are midcards for life.
>>842485
> nearly 5 years
> debuted in the Summer of 2013
Plebes like ___________
Patricians like ____________
Pic related.
Plebes like Daniel Bryan
Patricians like Roman Reigns
Plebes like things I dislike
Patricians like things I like
Plebes like TNA
Patricians like WWE
TATER TOTS
>>814303
That face is so fucking punchable.
This was without a doubt the worst RAW since 1996.
We want Rollins!
So I got my grey belt today in Jiu Jitsu
>inb4 hurr durr new
We rolled against three people before we got our belts/tips/nothing awarded to us.
I lost one and drew two.
>How do I not be shit?
>pic unrelated
>>838372
I don't even understand what you are trying to say..
>>838982
He wants to know why his 1337 training resulted in two draw's and a loss. Three loss's to be honest. You should go ask /x/ to give you magic powers so you can blast them with fireballs.
>>838982
>op is speaking English
>you obviously understand English
Wow you're a retard anon
Dear Asp,
I need your advice. I just moved to a new area. Before I moved, I trained a lot of HEMA, and I am a longsword beast. I'm pretty decent, and I do well in tournaments.
The place I moved to has a small, shitty HEMA club, but there's also a kyokushin dojo on the way to work. I'm conflicted. Being a swordsman is kewl and fun, but apparently kyokushin is hardcore. Should I keep being a swordguy even though it's impractical, or switch to kyokushin?
just do both, bro; kyokushin can be fun, but make sure it ain't a shitty mcdojo; it should be possible to go in once for free; if not, ask them to let you watch the training. Cheers~
If the HEMA clubs shit it's probably desperate for good members to at least spar with. At least go occasionally to stay sharp. I find longsword is merciless for taking break I for one go to shit quickly. Always good to branch out as a martial artist tho so do both if you have the time and money.
>>830046
anon
swords are for fags
real men fight unarmed
thank the wheel of fate that god steered you towards karate
first for /a/sp
Obama
Third for /b/
