If WWE is so awful why do y'all waste your lives watching it?
#investingyourtimebetter
> says the guy shitposting all over /asp/
K-Y-S
>hashtag
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>>869801
>this butt hurt over the truth
This thread is in tribute to the GOAT of all GOATs, Bret Sergeant Hart
Post your favourite Bret Hart matches, moments and promos here
> inb4 hurr when giga kyke ended his career XD
Grow up.
You are not being funny and you are not being clever
The highlight of his career was when he lost to Shawn though
>tfw bretcuck
>post your favorite Bret Hart promos
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Best thing he did for the company was to leave.
What should we learn to defend people we love? No martial arts flame wars please and no trolling
>>876456
Boxing and Judo.
If you are living in "da hood" carry pepper spray and or get a dog.
>>876470
Any recommended pepper spray?
How to shoot a firearm
Post Highly Paid WWE Mid Carders
>>871869
He hasn't even been signed.
>>872247
>Mommy, who's that guy
>I don't know, sweetie
>Why does he have an AJ tattoo? Was he one of her boyfriends?
>GODDAMNIT PAUL I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME YOU SIGNED WORLD RENOWNED STARS
All the old tripfags except for Tae Kwon do bro were
>>871278
Trip back on TGayDbrah
>>871278
tkdbruh get outta here
Was his fight against Crocop fixed?
>>867133
according to chael sonnen, joe rogan, what happened after and that one japanese dude who i forget his name, yes it was.
>>867133
I don't know if getting cro copped is the best way to throw a fight, if so maybe they had some kind of agreement then mirko just said "fuck it, I'm kicking him". >see also Ken Shamrock vs Kimbo Slice
>>871807
Can't wait for kimbo vs dada.
ITT: Meme wrestlers
>>865134
John cena is a meme. Stone cold is a meme. The rock is a meme. Cesaro is not a meme
pic related
How would Peter Parker do in WWE?
>flippyshit outlaw
BOMESAW IS READY!
He would job to Bonesaw like the vanilla midget he is.
So how many of the mid card, and main roster are out on injury now? HOLY SHIT
Ahahahahaha
>>865847
Source(s) http://www.wwe.com/inside/john-cena-surgery-january-2016-28503697?sf18307282=1
https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/684920619247337474?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>865847
At this rate of upper mid/main event injuries, might as well put on Nakamura-Styles: Twice in a Lifetime (joking of course).
Post your mycareer caws
>>853299
pc when?
This is actually my second character for testing purposes
>>853299
Is next 4chan cup on 2k16?
Better than crappy PES
ITT: funny wrestling pics/gifs thread
>>851048
I lol'd
i do collegiate wrestling just started it up last year, befor this sport I've trained in Muay Thai, the conditioning aspect of the whole thing isnt that bad at all. My main problem is diet, for Muay Thai I weigh in the super welter class (152-154 range) but once I entered wrestling I dropped weight down to 132 and fluxed up to 138. Feels like I'm ranting at this point mate, but what can I eat that actually works? Anyone have links to sites that give good accurate information?
Did you cut your promo yet?
Whats ur finisher
Invent a pro wrestling move that has never been used or thought of before.
>>875972
>has never been used or thought of before
your dick
>>875972
Inverted avalanche pedigree. That way, my balls are buried right on my opponant's face when I land the move.
:^)
Gut Stunner
Hold an opponent with his stomach over your shoulder, perform a stunner.
Can someone explain me why and how Roman Reigns is the champ now?, because the more i think about it, the less sense it makes.
Cause he's just better than anyone else.
#ReignsisKing
> Didn't really beat Kane and Big Show at Rumble in the match but rather was having his ass kicked and got lucky because they turned on each other for no logical reason
> Getting his ass handed to him at WrestleMania by Brock Lesnar and was clearly losing when Seth came out and took the gold (and people still say Reigns was close "LOL")
> Couldn't win Money in the Bank because Bray pushed the ladder down and defeated him single handedly wearing an apron
> Gets into the final of the most predictable tournament bracket in history and defeats Ambrose in a pretty dominating time
> Triple H offers his hand as a peace offering but Reigns spears him because... "This will solve all of my problems"?
> Sheamus cashes in on a time where Reigns was actually still pretty strong and not all groggy and beat Reigns in less than a minute
> Cries because he was dumb enough to let his guard down
> Gets beaten, screwed, to the point where you question his place in the title scene
> Even loses his rematch at TLC because "Mu'h Family" couldn't come out and at least help out against The Authority
> Vince gives him yet another oppotunity instead of simply punishing him for his actions
> Magically gains the ability to finally defeat every member of the League of Nations with one punch and beats Sheamus
And now we have to apparently take this guy seriously.
Hey /asp/ I'm thinking of getting one of these to rep some Bjj moves at home, has anyone ever tried this? Are there specific brands that I should look for? I would still train at my gym daily but I'm looking for a little extra.
I used to have one of these.
Got really good at flying elbows from the top of my bunk beds, and tombstone piledrivers.
But I thought you trained BJJ with a dummy at all times.
>>875868
We have several dummies at our gym. We have 2 of those. That particular one is pretty harsh against the skin.
I really like this Fairtex one we have. Only problem is that someone ripped the arm. It's still hanging, but barely. I'm assuming it was more of someone doing something stupid than a design flaw, but who knows. Only problem I've had is that a few times I have kneebarred it, let the kneebar go, and it's foot sprung back and knocked me in the mouth. My own fault, but that shit hits hard.
The...
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