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I miss Savage every day. Sometimes it hurts so much that I just fall down and wish for my life to be ended by an elbow drop.
>>1060026
Yes, even though I started watching wrestling in 2000 and thus missed his entire run, I would pay a billion dollars just to have Randy back.
remember when for some reason he tried to pin Yokozuna in the Royal Rumble and then Yoko benched pressed Savage off him and he went flying out of the ring like a vanilla midget?
Ryback would be such a great wrestler in a Attitude Era like situation
his promos are awful
no h8 pls m8
>>1058664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sYLTxZHRfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5wqC8bNttg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZaDjyQciWs
lies
Why is this fat loser so liked by the IWC
>Fat
>Finisher isn't impactful
>Annoying in the ring talking shit to Michael Cole
>Says he's a fighter but runs at the sight of a better wrestler
>"Prize Fighter" lol
>Shit Twitter account that only proves he's a neckbeard that can only be a tough guy behind his computer screen
Prove to me he'll ever...
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He's as much of a "Prize Fighter" as DADA 5000. Absolute trash.
>>1058348
Do you know how champions, from Mayweather to GSP, stay champions?
By choosing opponents they're pretty goddamned certain they can either beat or drag to a decision, because you pretty much have to spend every round curb stomping a champion to take a decision over them.
Do you understand? Kevin Owens fights. He fights people he knows he can beat. Why would he saunter into a ring to get his fat balding head jammed up his own ass by someone twice his size on purpose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S0kHesq574
Say an opinion that would make people hate you.
I like Evan Bourne/Matt Sydal
I think Wyatt shouldn't have gone over Cena
If you haven't watched Ric Flair vs. Kerry von Erich, you aren't a real wrestling fan.
I stay up to watch Raw live
In aikido we instantly snap your bones. We don't slowly apply pressure and wait for our opponents to tap out like they do in the UFC. We're not a sport.
>>1055000
Good luck getting past my jab
In Ansatsuken we can instantly kill people. We don't apply such stupid things like snapping bones and making people suffer that little like with Aikido. We're not a martial art.
In fedora tipping we instantly cringe your soul, we don't let you suffer just for a brief moment. We're not socially adept.
>During match Dean gets upperhand
>somehow ref gets knocked out
>HHH tries using hammer
>Roman runs out and spears him
>Dean covers HHH for the win
>On RAW HHH says since Roman won #1 contender he'll be facing Dean at Mania
>BUT wwes rules are when champion loses a belt they get one rematch
>HHH says hes using his rematch...
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>>1054369
I was thinking that, and as awesome as that would be, I don't see WWE breaking their streak of WM main events no one wants to see anytime soon.
>>1054369
8/10 would accept as best option in a world of bad options
>after the match Rollins music hits, he challenges reigns for the title at summerslam
>reigns will hold the belt until summerslam
> a 4 way for your championship match at wrestlefuckingmania no less your biggest wrestlemania
>my fucking face when
Where will you be this Saturday when Dean goes over HHH?
>>1053634
Just watched Dean beat KO at wwe live event.
It was a very good time.
>>1053647
Are hyped for him going over HHH?
>>1053634
I'll be too busy having sex because i know Ambrose isn't going over.
What wrestler would you hang out with if you could?
Brie Bella so I could watch her go into Brie mode and fuck her while shes passed out
>>1053148
Please have sex
>>1053151
Are u offering?
I feel kind of burned out on the product and it doesn't help that everything seems so predictable at this point, The idea of Raw becoming the Roman Reigns show is so unappealing after all the boring promos.
Maybe if WM32 does drastic things to change the company maybe I'll keep watching but if Roman is just going to be Cena but can't cut a promo then I don't see the point in watching the same shit Cena was doing but worse because Cena can cut a promo.
I'm too deep to stop man.
I hate it too but the thought of "maybe, just maybe..." is too much to pass up.
>>1053098
Just torrent the show instead of wasting time watching it live, its more bearable since you can skip whatever you want.
I did this, and somehow managed to keep watching after last year's WM.
You'll be back, they always cum back
I know Roadblock is a week away but fuck it, get in here guys we did it!
What are you shitters hoping to accomplish with these false-flag threads?
>>1052098
???
Im going to get an Ambrose tattoo if he goes over clean.
Who u got winnin fAm and Why??
I un got dat nigga barock winning cuz that lil fat nigga wyatt ant gon get up after he dun get dem suples and F-5 nigga
Brey shoul hah sent dat nikka brain strongman instead, that nikka could had gottem.him with dat barehug and chocked da fuck outa barock.
Yall might aint known this but barock got stomach cancer, attacling him in the stomach os savage againt dat doo for real dawg im on my nerd shit with them facts hahahaha
I think Brock is going to win.
>>1051174
Why da fuk u think dat ngga
>>1051170
Brock. To make him look stronger for WrestleMania and to further bury Bray.
Who wins MITB this year?
Deanetty and he loses his cash-in on Roman and Summerslam
Ambrose is winning the Rumble so he doesn't need MITB
>>1051122
nigga that's 10 months away
Why do wrestlers wet their hair?
>>1050092
i think it's so they don't have to waste extra energy sweating
you ever notice how seth's hair gets kind of poofy if he's been out there for a white an his hair starts to dry?
i've always wondered how they keep their hair hydrated while in super long matches like the rumble
Heels wet their hair to look more menacing
Baby faces keep it dry
>>1050121
Cough
Cough
Roman
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OSW REVIEW APPRECIATION THREAD
WHAT BAR IS THE JANNY?
I like their commentary reviews shame they don't do them more often
They do way too little shit for me to care. I binged on their stuff for 4 days and now we get jack shit until god knows when.
riginal plans for the March 12thWWE Roadblockspecial on theWWE Network called forTriple Hto retain theWWEWorldHeavyweight TitleoverDean Ambroseand Brock Lesnarin a Triple Threat. The plan was for Triple H to pin Ambrose.
WhileLesnaris facing Ambrose at WrestleMania 32, he will be facingBray Wyattat Roadblock, according to The Observer.Lesnarvs.Luke Harperhad been planned before but The Observer is now reportingLesnarvs. Wyatt.
>On a related note, there are currently no plans for Ambrose to turn heel
>>1046873
Holy shit, use space properly.
>>1046873
InterestingRed myFriend iReallyenjoyed IT
>no brock vs the GOATharper
>brayyy lmao instead
not watching then.
