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is he a draw?
Yes. Casuals adore him.
>>1072143
I think he's alright though.
blandest wrestler ever
there's nothing to be excited about wwe
>raw has been literally shit for the past 10 years
>smack down doesn't exist
>nxt is the smark's wet dream, breeding ground for midgets and jobbers with no charisma.
>there's only paige
It's your fault if you only watch WWE programme
>>1072089
Paige fucking sucks.
>there's only paige
Implying the only saviour to an unwatchable RAW, non-existent Smackdown and Smarkfest NXT is a human botch machine who just so happens to offer anal on the first date and lives in a caravan,
>>1071938
Back when Clay Aiken was a teenager it was called the Clay Aiken, but now that Clay Aiken is old enough to be a father it's just called CoolDad.
CoolDad
>>1071938
WYPJFMSU
BRING BACK CENA NOW!
BRING BACK CENA NOW!
BRING BACK CENA NOW!
BRING BACK CENA NOW!
WHERE THE FUCK IS CENA GODDAMN!
the dr of thuganomics is winning mitb and cashing in at mania
word life!
18+ motherfucker. Replacing Roman with Cena is no better. Did you just start watching in 2013?
>>1071452
Cena is way better than Roman
Why doesn't he want money and high ratings?
>>1071262
Because he wants to rub his old veiny cock to Roman
There is no competition and they're locked in a TV contract so he will get money regardless of ratings.
He'd rather make a dollar his way than a hundred someone elses.
JUST
so who did dean piss off backstage?
dean isn't ready to get to the next level, brothers (and sisters).
plus roman needs the rub
Which Sasha match is this?
Wrestling is fake
yea
are you, like, 100% sure
ITT things WWE shills have convinced everyone are "bad" when their product is equally shit
>>1068543
You could put just about any indie promotion's logo there OP.
Fanboys sneer down their noses at other promotions for doing things that WWE is even more guilty of but with a bigger production budget.
>>1068543
TNA is shit though
>WWE has a shit wrestlers
>its the writers and bookers fault!
>TNA has a shit wrestler
>HAH only TNA would take them!
best walk out song for a white guy aged 22 competing in a muay thai fight
Girls just wanna have fun
>>1067656
Macho Man
>>1067656
kung fu fighting
So the whole Roadblock thing makes no sense. Here's how I personally would fix it:
>one night on RAW
>Vince is out there shilling mania
>suddenly someone walks out
>its Dixie Carter
>you're not going anywhere Vince, because your little road to wrestlemania just hit a roadblock
>it's gonna be my top guys against your top guys
>Triple H vs...
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>>1067383
18+
>>1067383
The only match that WWE fans would give a crap about would be Ambrose v Jeff.
>hhh v matt hardy
fucking lol
>>1067385
21+
Anybody else really getting bored/sick of WhatCulture? Adam was funny at first but now every video is boring shit.
>>1067263
Why ar ya you tune boy
Whatculture is dumb as fuck.
I watch their worst physique of all times and Kevin owen's wasn't on it. they fucking ranked andre the giant on it
>>1067266
This
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Never...
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>copypasta
not only is your opinion shit but it's not even an original opinion
>>1066549
It's original as I created it.
Also, Hi Phil!
>>1066549
Sup Phil
Rank in order of desire to return.
BMJ
Cesaro
C+ dick
Randy
Rollins
Cesaro
Cena
Orton
A+
BMJ
Memsaro
Brandy
What are your thoughts on Flippy McFlipshit?
Has he been booked like shit so far with so much talent?
He is one of the best wrestlers on the roster. Booked like shit because he's an ugly manlet with le funny accent.
Its the wrestlers fault not the creative
>>1065221
>implying its his fault he looks like Legolas
Post your dream all-diva PPV card (it'll happen some day). You can use any women in WWE or NXT or ex-WWE I guess.
Sasha Banks (c) v Asuka - Women's Championship
Natalya v Summer Rae
AJ Lee v Stephanie McMahon
Team BAD (c) v Dana Brooke & Emma v Baymella - Women's Tag Titles - TLC match
Charlotte v Sara Del Rey
Bayley v Nikki Bella
Eva Marie (c) v Lana - Divas Title
Becky Lynch v Nia Jax - Street fight
Paige v Alexa Bliss
Pre-show:
Carmella v Alicia Fox
Where's Mickie James?
7.5/10 card tho
>>1064109
Guest ref in AJ v Steph.
>It'll happen someday
Kek. Anyway:
Victoria (c) vs. Becky Lynch - Women's championship
Mickie James vs. Bayley
Gail Kim vs. Asuka - 2 out of 3 falls
Charlotte vs. Trish Stratus vs. Nattie
Chyna vs Beth Phoenix - Street fight
Obviously they're all in their primes in this scenario.
