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Why do wrestlers lie about their height?
HBK claimed several times he is/was 6'1 yet HHH claimed he was merely 5'10.
Pictured here with Shawn is his trainer Jose Lithario and according to wiki is billed at 5'7
now i don't have a ruler on me but is the difference from 5'7 and 5'10 that small? or is there some sort of smoke and mirrors trick going on?
Pictured again is another 5'7-5'8 wrestler standing next to HBK and the difference is small
and if HBK is wearing a suit he is also quite possibly is in his snakeskin cowboy boots
trevor murdoch was billed at 6'5 so in actuality shaving off 2 or 3 inches of height would actually make him 6'3-6'2 yet he towers over the both of them
conspiracy?
Don't really care to be honest
>>1074979
>is there some sort of smoke and mirrors trick going on?
HBK is wearing lifts in that picture.
Vince should've just stopped at 20-0 and had Undertaker retire. He would be epic for etenrity.
Now I could care less about Taker. Hes old and boring now.
His streak is gone and his Mania matches don't feel special anymore.
>>1074916
Couldn't. You couldn't care less.
>>1074916
I honestly got tired of the streak when Triple H challenged him for the second time.
>>1074923
Huh?
Ryback could disappear entirely from WWE tomorrow and almost no one would notice or care.
OP is a faggot
Wait, are we not having a state the obvious contest?
>>1074440
>not loving one of the only guys on the roster who makes an actual effort
>>1074440
Jesus Phil this is like the 5th thread you've made this week trying to bash Ryback and the 5th time it backfired on you.
>yfw Shane unveils pic related tonight in Pittsburgh
>>1074001
>Well, "Dad," you really put me in a tough spot against your best creation in a cell at WM.
>But I'm not one to bring a gun to a knife fight, dad, I fight fire with fire
>I found MY OWN BROKEN DOWN MOSTLY CRIPPLED OLD MAN!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
>>1074001
Can this fossil even wrestle without breaking a hip
>>1074015
Yes, of course. His neck, however...
Is Bryan gonna be on the show tomorrow?
They're in Pittsburgh.
>>1073622
Literally who cares besides you
>>1073622
Who cares?
Daniel Bryan would still be alive if he ate meat.
Does this shit actually work or does Jericho only shill it because DDP gives him kickbacks?
yes it works aj styles did it and it fixed his herniated disks
Lot of wrestlers endorse it, but Jericho lives to shill
I lost 40 lbs doing it and eating healthier
YOU STILL GOT IT
YOU STILL GOT IT
YOU STILL GOT IT
YOU STILL GOT IT
I love it!
>>1073227
maggle
>>1073229
Kys
Thoughts on JeriGOAT now?
>saw a thumbnail of the video
>thought that based suit jericho was back
>he's only wearing a suit jacket and a faggy scarf
He betrayed us Canadians last night. I have no respect for him whatsoever
fucking toronto cucks got BTFO last night based jericho
I've heard many complaints about this belt, mainly the fact that it looks like a bratz accessory. But my issue with that is
Who likes bratz accessorys
>little girls
Who are the divas marketed to
>little girls
Thoughts?
The divas could be marketed to everyone. I think that's the criticism.
>>1073028
The diva's are marketed to men who want to fap, and also to make the (adult)female fans feel less alienated.
>>1073028
It's outdated and honestly insulting. I'm not some feminist faggot but if I was a woman watching the female competitors fight for this piece of garbage I'd be pissed off.
It'd be like giving the WHC title flame decals because that's stereotypically "manly". It loses any credibility behind it.
Lets settle this
Who was the better wrestler and who drew more money
>>1072924
> Wrestler: Bret
> Money: Shawn
>>1072927
/thread
>>1072924
Wrestler: Shawn
Money: Who cares
Deano is obviously going bald, why doesn't he shave? I think that's the final step to get a main event push.
I mean vince always pushed bald guys instead of people trying to hide it
You serious? That ridiculous mess on his head is half the reason everybody likes him.
>>1072830
He looks like Miss Piggy in that picture
>>1072865
What a shitty reason to like him then.
if he is PG stone cold might as well go full stone cold
Is he going over at WM?
>>1072760
Who gives a fuck? It's a pissfest either way.
>Haitch wins
>Another name gets added to the list of careers that he's fucked with
>Ramen wins
>Marks the beginning for the reign of terror of "I'm John Cena but with 0 charisma"
>>1072768
You'd actually have a problem with Roman getting buried?
>>1072773
I personally don't. He's passable in ring but he cannot cut a promo or work the crowd to save his life. He's just not FOTC material, no matter how hard he makes Vinny's cock.
But if Haitch goes over you just know contrarians will come out of the woodwork with their shovel memes.
>yfw if Creative didn't have the attention spans of ADD gnats we would have gotten Bray vs Brock at Mania
>yfw it would have been an extended, focused repeat of last night, with Bray swerving us and unleashing his newly-christened monster Luke on Brock
>yfw we would have seen the fulfilled version of Brock and Luke's epic hossfest, complete with Bray and Paul's tandem ringside antics
Tbqh I wouldn't have even minded just an outright Bray vs Brock, either....
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>>1072509
It's hard work making the other guy look like a million bucks. Show a little appreciation for the jobbers role in the wrestling world.
>Bray is a underrated worker
lose weight
>>1072509
Is there ANY way of booking Harper breaking out from the Wyatts into a position atop the card? I honestly can't think of it.
Discuss what the card could look like and any rumors and announcements here
Is Ryback going against Kalisto this year? Wyatts in the battle royale? A physical WWE Hall of Fame is coming?
Duh big guy is winning the Andre memorial
>>1072270
I think Braun Strowman is winning that actually
>>1072267
Apparently John Cena will be there in a non-wrestling position
This was such a terrible Wrestlemania
>face miz
>DUDE BEST BUDS D-BRY AND DEMON KANE GOING AGAINST DOLPH THE cuck & BIG E BUCKSTON LMAO
>oh and aj lee lmao
>dude face del rio lmao
>triple h pissing his trunks
>jerigoat putting over FUCKING FANDANGO
>ryback in a boring match with worlds strongest man
>undertakers knees...
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I was there. Was freezing cold during right about when Undertaker/Punk started.
Crowd didn't care what was going on.
The line for the bathroom during Puff Daddy's "concert" was legit at least two blocks long.
oh how could i forget
>big show heel turn that everyone remembers
>shitty build up
Might as well shit on the WWE 2013-2014 season
>DUDE ZIGGLERS CASH IN THAT WENT NO WHERE BECAUSE HE TALKED SHIT AND HE CRACKED HIS NOGGIN WHILE I WROTE ARTICLES ABOUT HOW HE'S TOTALLY UNDERUTILIZED AND IS MAIN EVENT WORTHY LMAO
>raw the night after that started the neverending unneccessary chants trend
>DUDE IM PAUL HEYMAN AND IM...
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>>1072238
Literal autism
