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>No star power on the active roster
>Top babyface getting booed relentlessly
>No build up for 90% of the matches
>Almost the entire card had to be changed due to mounting injuries
>Inevitable hour plus of filler
>Main event is agonizingly predictable with no chance of a swerve
How is this year's Mania anything more than a throw away ppv?
Shane and Dean's matches.
>>1097072
>Shane vs Taker
Yeah can't wait for Undertaker to win clean and have Shane's return mean literally nothing.
>implying Triple H won't retain the title
the build up is too juicy. no way Vince won't troll the marks. this will be WrestleMania 2000 2.0
Daily reminder that if you train BJJ you're just going to get the shit kicked out of you while you're on the ground by the guy's buddies
Come to Michigan bring 2 of your friends an i want you to try and kick my ass as i choke all of out
>>1097035
What's your area code bitchboy
313 here
Daily reminder that if you train absolutely anything you're just going to get the shit kicked out of you while you're on the ground by the guy's buddies after you try to box 4 ppl at once while trying to evade one guy holding onto your shirt while 2 guys punch you and that one nigga does random flying kicks at you just because he can
Should any "man" under 6' be allowed to wrestle in WWE?
>>1097000
Yep.
>>1097000
Does anyone have a gif of the garage door opening with Roman Reigns behind it from last night? That was some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while.
here
>>1096925
Get worked Smark
Ryback is a PG legend.
>>1096925
Daniel Bryan was a midget, thats how he got hurt and retired so fast
I want to learn how to fist-fight well. Not how to kick, or how to grapple, or how to attack the groin, I just want to learn how to throw a good punch if I get into a fight. I asked my brother what kind of class I should take, and he said Muay Thai.
What would /asp/ suggest?
>>1096882
Yea Muay Thai. Boxing or Karate are good too. Whatever's in your area really.
You don't want to attack the groin.
>>1096882
>want to learn how to fist-fight well. Not how to kick, or how to grapple, or how to attack the groin, I just want to learn how to throw a good punch if I get into a fight.
If only there was a style that revolved around punches.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing
>What would /asp/ suggest?
Also reading this.
>http://mcdojo-faq.tripod.com/
Good luck
If you want to learn to punch and not kick and brother said Muay Thai instead of boxing then you should tell your brother to demonstrate what a punch looks like. If he flings his leg in the air, push him off a cliff.
Who would win?
john cena is pretty strong
>>1096583
HAWLUCHA GOT SCREWED Harada needs to stop pushing for Pika Libre, she'll never be over
>>1096710
Blame worst Korea.
They voted Luchachu in.
>"Now I'm The Authority"
Seriously?
>>1096344
He might as well be The Authority because Triple H isn't getting booed
>>1096344
This guy is a fucking dork on the mic
>>1096344
Is he autistic?
![file_190143_5_bobbylashley(1)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/33QKWdz.jpg "file_190143_5_bobbylashley(1)[1].jpg")
Are we done acting like he wasn't fun to watch in the WWE?
I guarantee you he'd get a pop if he came out during the Rumble next year.
Nobody would remember him
Literally who?
>wrestler not known for aerial moves gets up on the turnbuckle
>he gets countered
>two wrestlers on the mat
>barely moving
>both get up, run and jump to tag partner in at same time
>TITLE MATCH ON RAW
>ends in DQ
>>1096332
i want mark henry's hat.
whats wrong with this picture
>>1096265
>Dailymotion
Its not in 720
>>1096265
Smackdown tomorrow? I thought it was on Thursdays
Alright, /asp/
You've got 12 days and full booking liberties to try and salvage Wrestlemania 32, what do you do? What's your go home Raw and what changes do you make to the Mania card?
The only thing I'd change is turn the WWE Title match into a Fatal Four Way between HHH, Ryback, Bo Dallas, and Mark Henry.
Bo goes over Ryback
Bo holds the title for a year before it's taken from him by Cesaro at next years Mania.
The go home show has Bo, Ryback, and Mark Henry attacking Reigns and forcing HHH to make the title match a fatal four way.
JUST GOTTA BO-LIEVE
Roman vs HHH isn't main eventing WM32 so why does it matter?
>this week
>finn stops appearing on nxt
>post on twitter that he's just visiting family and some old friends
>next week on raw
>vince cuts a promo about how shane will lose at mania. asks for taker to come out
>taker doesn't come out,but shane does
>shane tells vince that taker probably realized how wrong he was fighting for vince
>shane...
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>this fucking raw was in memory of someone
I'm fucking dying. Hold me
>>1095900
I dont know who that is
>>1095921
daughter of a veteran cameraman
>>1095900
some random girl gets a memorial but Umanga and Sherri dont get one
This is going to be THE WORST Wrestlemania of all time
18+, go watch some of the shows from the mid 90s, in the archive of the WWE Network for only $9.99
>>1095820
No. Its going to be awesone didnt you see /raw tonight it showed Shane training with Renzo for his big match with Undertaker
>>1095826
Please have sex
![Braun_Strowman_bio[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8GtSywk.png "Braun_Strowman_bio[1].png")
This guy sucks, why is he on my tv screen again?
He's big
>>1095750
He's on your TV screen because you are stupid enough to watch the WWE goof and geek circus. Give up, it's never going to get better.
>>1095750
He's strong
>/a/ likes good obscure anime
>/v/ likes good obscure videogames
>/mu/ likes good obscure music
>/co/ likes good obscure comics
>/asp/ hates good obscure wrestling and loves shitty mainstream sports entertaiment
> /mu/ good music
What
>>1091925
>moeshit = good obscure anime
>/v/ even liking something and not complaining about it
>vaporwave/rap = good obscure music
Can't talk about /co/ tho
>things are only good if theyre hardly known
>being a faggot hipster special snowflake
>thinking those boards have good taste
You're an idiot
