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AJ Styles they call you the phenomenal one, well I'm gonna make sure at Payback you're gonna be the phenomenal done.
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>1164283
C'mon, I'm not the bad guy.
>>1164296
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How did Steph's promo make you feel
Aroused
diamonds
>>1154634
Moist
Am I the only person here that found it a little creepy that 90% of the crowd last night knew every single word Enzo opened with?
I'm more creeped out you didn't
>>1166710
no was there live, it was based as fuck and enzo was marking out when the cameras went off and was thanking the crowd for the support and the moment.
>>1166710
It's almost like he says that every time he and Cass come out and a crowd like that keeps up with NXT.
>>1166069
phooooeewww
welll....
Roman vs Cena for starters
Cena/Taker headline
Rollins/Reigns WHC
Ambrose/Nakamura IC
Owens/Cesaro US
Eno&Cass/New Day Tag
Charlotte/Natalya Womens
HHH/Balor
Lesnar/Bray
Orton/Apollo
Corbin/Zayn
Joe/Styles
>>1166078
I didn't take into consideration people haven't debuted yet such as Bullet Club etc.
When will he stop tweeting about some ref's eyebrows and come and save RAW?
nothing can save raw
>>1165864
>Introducing first, from Hiroshima, Japan, weighing in at 229 lbs is... Midcarder Ching Chong!
He will job to ramen soon
jdfromny206
That is all.
Wrestling With Wregret
Whatculture Wrestling
>>1155503
>make sure to like and subscribe and to buy my faggot shirts
his begging is pathetic
>retired legends get 5x bigger pops than any of the current top guys
What is wrong with current WWE? Why are all the main guys so dull compared to the 90s superstars?
>Implying your biggest pops won't be for BMJ in 20 years
>>1152257
because all the main guys look like fucking losers because they bring the old guys out to beat them up all the time
This feels so weird.
Kids don't even know who these guys are. Most of them watching today were born in 2003-2004.
Imagine if in the attitude era, Hogan and Savage came in and started humiliating Kurt Angle, or Chris Jericho. Shit is awkward as fuck.
Was WCW circa 2000 the lowest a Wrestling company ever sank?
>>1164250
WCW 2000 was better than WWE 2016
>>1164250
At least when WCW was burning to the ground it was a fucking hilariously bad spectacle to watch.
I'd argue 2008-2011 TNA got pretty fucking bad and not in a haha funny bad way.
>>1164261
As someone who watched WCW in 2000, there really is nothing you can really compare it to. Even TNA has more dignity than WCW did in that year. Even on Vince's worst day, he wouldn't greenlight half the insanity that ensued there; Arquette, the worked shoot at Bash at the Beach, etc.
WWE today is about WCW 1998/9 levels of quality, which is not a compliment incidentally, considering how fucked that company was.
How the fuck did it happen that after 24 hours of hating Ramen Reins after Mania, suddenly everyone on plebbit is creaming themselves at all of those "HURR, SMUG HEEL GESTURES" he did against fan-favourites?
Like people forget he's shit at the mic and in the ring and start to jack off each other in a cricle because "muh heel Ramen so gud".
Jesus fucking Christ, fucking fedora tippers rustled my jimmies.
Reddit are bandwagoners to the fullest degree.
Remember when they used to suck Dolph Zigglers dick and now want him fired?
They're the worst kind of smarks, as in they're not smarks, they're just marks who pretend to know shit.
>>1164088
Now that reddit likes Reigns will anti-smarks hate him?
>>1164088
Because their expectations are so low due to the shit they've been shoveled that they're willing to 180 their opinions based on the faintest glimmer of hope.
Shit aside, it's kinda pathetic. I'm not denying the potential Heel course for Roman is intriguing, but to be so excited about something that has been meager and hinted thus far is depressing, and only goes to show how little they expect.
>retarded entrance music
>dumb kid name
>boring moves
>crap on the mic
>shitty attire
>embarrassing body
>no charisma
>Muslim
>ginger
Why the fuck do people like him?
hes an unironic fedora lad
>beheaded 1000 infields
>never freed Syria
I dunno. What Superstar is it that you're fond of, OP?
Proof that if you shut up and pay your dues, you get rewarded
Have you paid your dues yet /asp/ ?
WOO WOO WOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCoMMR8Jzm4
>>1153123
>if you shut up and pay your dues, you get rewarded
It doesn't work out that way for everybody, though
>>1153165
just gotta keep at it, once ryder stopped whining like a millennial, paid his dues,jobbed, went to NXT, he got a nice reward.
post memes pls
>>1166100
1st for Roman is GOAT
why are people not making threads now? they used to fight over them before like babbys, what figures?
3rd for Byron
I have a question for you guys. Why are WWE fans so fucking STUPID?
The product has been shit for years and years and yet you all cling to some belief that it's going to get better, when anyone with half a brain stopped watching years ago.
You say things like "Wrestler X has so much charisma, he's great on the mic, he's awesome in the ring, etc", but all these positives are completely MOOT. Here's why:
>great on the mic, lots of charisma
What does this matter in the heavily scripted PG era? Gone...
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I just got into wrestling. I think it's neat.
You're looking at it from too narrow of a view. Sure, the scripts and stories are garbage, but that's not all pgs fault. What many dislike is being forced to like someone who obviously can't hang on the mic or in the ring. Reigns being pushed this hard as the top guy is Vince shitting on the older fans who got him where he is today in order to keep and generate more towards their target demographic. As a business, it makes sense when done correctly, but Vince is Vince and he can easily fuck things up as much as he can build them. We are in a new age of wrestling...
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>>1165287
You cute lil thing you. You see, wwe is like being married. It's all cool at first, sex is good, everything seems fresh. After a few years tho, you see how nothing changes, and sex becomes an obligation, and basically it sucks your whole life away but you always come back for more.
HE FUCKING DID IT BOYS
THE PHENOMENAL VS THE BIG DOG
>but he was buried by Y2J at Mania!
please have sex
Gonna get eaten by Reigns
Why does /asp/ like this cuck again? He's literally a combination of everything you hate
>Vanilla
>Injury Prone
>Indie Shitter
>Muh Flippy Shit
>Shit Mic Skills
>Not a Draw
>it's a jeans mark poorly disguised bait episode
>cuck
He's constantly fucking ring rats, cucked his fiancee, and is banging Renee, Nikki, Natalya, and Noelle.
He's quite the opposite.
>>1164309
>cucked himself on social media
