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Ideas that were badass on paper but sucked in reality?
God I remember how bad this match was. How the fuck is Khali still signed.
>>1172529
The Kennel from hell match.
had they booked it like a lumberjack match instead of putting 'rabid' dogs between the cell and the cage it honestly would have been top tier.
I don't understand the Smark hate. It's impossible to not be a smark in this day in age. By definition, anyone who knows that wrestling is a work is a smark.
>I don't understand the Smark hate
When you think you know everything inside the wrestling business, when you don't know jack shit except what you read on LE DIRTSHEETS, what's there not to be annoyed by?
>>1172531
That's just being a pretentious shit.
There's different types of smarks.
There's the reddit smark AKA the smarks wrestlers refer to when they say they hate smarks
>I chant alternate gimmick names at wrestlers
>Let me write paragraphs about my ebin wrestling knowledge
>I claim to know the business
>Melzter is god
>I read dirtsheets
etc
Then there's a normal smark, a wrestling fan who knows it is fake but appreciates...
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Remember way back in 2011 when Cole and Lawler couldn't understand why people were cheering for CM Punk other than HURRR ITS ONLY BECAUSE CHICAGO
Remember when Vince tells them what to say pretty much word for word via headset?
>>1173444
This. They were just saying what Vince wanted them to say. HEY YOU AT HOME, DONT LIKE CM PUNK
>>1173444
>everyone always readily jumping to defend commentators with this
I mean, you're right, but that card's overplayed. Vince tells them what to say, but he doesn't also tell them to deliver it with the emotional believability of cauliflower. Or to shudder over their lines like amateurs every couple sentences.
Who do you think will win the next WWE champion?
Eugene with the help of the Bullet Club
>>1172441
AJ Styles
>Eat your heart out girls
>Hands off the merchandise.
what did he mean by this?
he is saying he is faggot
>>1172418
get off the internet bret
>>1172407
his original entrance music was sung by Sensational Sherri, his manager at the time, about how cute he was and how he was her "Boy Toy".
Second verse is the one he used after he split from her.
Still using it to this day.
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how well do you reckon a pro wrestler would do in a real fight?
>>1172240
Many of them would do great, macho man himself was a hard motherfucker that knocked another wrestler that was holding a gun out in one punch
Brian Pillman was known as the hardest dude in Calgary
Rick Rude was a bouncer that used to knock people out with just an open hand slap
Harley Race had double tendons and was tough as they come
Etc
Etc
Etc
>>1172240
google Haku/Meng stories.
We'll find out, if he ever gets done with surgeries.
Open hand palm strikes vs closed fist punch.
Discuss pros and cons.
Personally, I prefer slapping even if you look like a bitch you can strike harder and you get half the risk of artrithis.
>>1172222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiGQIh-6Kdo
Bas Rutten said he could inflict more damage with open palm strikes due to the few extra inches the palm has to travel to hit and also less risk of injury.
>>1172323
Bas Rutten is a bro tier man 2bh
>tfw this and the eternal skateboarding thread are the only non-wwe threads on the first three pages
/asp/ was good...
Is it his real trimmed beard? Looks fake as fuck.
I heard he dyed it black even so he is blond.
Nigga looks like somebody ribbed him and drew a beard on while he was sleeping kek
>>1172341
this, though I always liked how he looked with a black "stubble" and his trademark blonde fu manchu
Did they?
ITT things only bitter r9k virgins say
>I don't care about women's wrestling
>women's matches are botchfests
>piss break
>>1172160
But womens matches had been botchfests up until like two years ago. Changeing peoples minds will take time
>>1172160
Alright now to be fair OP, up until a year and a half, maybe two years ago, any given women's segment in WWE was a complete waste of time. The matches were embarassing and the "storytelling" was middle school tier drama at best.
>>1172160
It was all garbage until the horsewomen and I'm one of the lucky ones who got to see see Trish vs Lita, the only competent women to ever do it.
When they left it was less than a fucking sideshow.
YEAOH!
>>1172064
YEAOH!
>>1172064
YEAOH!
>>1172064
YEAOH!
Reminder that they can cut a better promo than most of the main roster.
>>1172003
>MARRON AMI GABBAGOOL MOZZARELLA HOW YOU DOIN'
I thought these queers had a blonde slut with 80s shorts. where was she?
Yeah no
Why were fans allowed to throw trash into the ring at WCW? It happened all the time.
Plants
>>1171893
it's a south thing.
Imagine fans throwing trash at Ramen
shit would be fun
don't be a bully, be a star
SHADDAP BYRON
I HOPE YOU'LL DROWN IN IT
THE WWE UNIVERSE SOMETIMES BOOS THE PEOPLE THEY CHEER AND CHEER THE PEOPLE THEY BOO! THEY ARE JUST HAVING FUN!
So they were both in the building for Raw and nothing happened? FUCKING WHY.
Why would they debut just now? And how would you book it?
They are supposedly setting up The Shield vs Bullet Club
>>1171792
Because they are starting in NXT.
How the fuck did Ricochet vs Ospreay NOT get 5 stars, meanwhile the IC ladder match got almost the same rating?
What the fuck, is Meltzer just too old for this shit or did he get infected with autism?
Was it in the Tokyo Dome?
>>1171759
>le tokyo dome meme
It should be Nippon Budokan you ignorant sheep
>>1171741
Daves literally a paid wwe shill
