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When will Based Roman start wearing this version of the belt?
When your balls drop and you stop cheering for Ramen
>>1256942
He looks good with that belt im not gunna lie
>>1258082
how about when your dick is in a woman and you stop cheering for AJ Styles?
oh wait, never gonna happen
>unironically liking any wrestler at all is unwelcome
>everyone calls everyone fedora virgin fat dweebs
is there anywhere less autistic than asp to go that isn't reddit
18+
Have sex
Seek sunlight
>>1256804
thanks for sharing your to do list, katana collector noodle armed virgin dweeb
smark
[smahrk]
noun
1. a fan of pro wrestling, frequently a victim of bullying, who has internalized shame and self-loathing over his hobby to the point he feels the need to compensate with a veneer of critical analysis and elitism
2. BTFO on a daily basis by based Roman
>NXT """"Talent"""" who have injured themselves
former longest reigning champ Adrian "Neville Drew a Dime"
Record Low Rollins
Enzo "This is my 3rd match let me job to the Irish Whip" Amore
Sami "No Pop" Zayn after his initial debut
Why are little indie darlings made of glass?
>>1256713
cause they're all doing flippy shit
jumping in the air constantly landing on your body for years has to eventually affect something
Just happens to be when they're on the main WWE roster and their schedules are filled with house shows and TV and PPV
> Enzo
> indy
Why are anti-smarks so dumb?
>>1256713
real fresh coming from Mr. Quad Tear Junior himself.
I really wish these guys were over, or at least had major heat. I'm really starting to love these guys, they remind me of Deuce 'n' Domino.
Also I liked how you could see the guilt in Simon Gotch's face
>>1256454
Triggered?
They're fucking awkward to look at.
Especially Gotch
>>1256454
Deuce and Domino were shitters. Deuce was the cameraman who didnt catch the undertaker at wm 25 and almost broke his neck
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XwKPwSp.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>1256261
the whole roster
>>1256261
Dean Ambrose
If I wanted to get somebody interested in wrestling, I'd probably hit the rewind button.
This shit is more relevant than the US Title and just a tier below the WHC.
BASED Fucking Miz
TYBM
Post some Maryse
Hardly all The Miz.
They made people the crowd wants to get behind actually want the belt. Which is rather nice. Multiple grudges and actually "wanting" the belt help elevate it. Rather than just "Oh, I guess I'll feud with you in 1v1", and the entire scene is the champion and the other other guy he's feuding with.
It's always been above the US title (minus Cena Reigns) hasn't it?
>mfw the "new era of WWE" is just the era of Reigns.
>>1255552
But he's still champ you fucking dingus.
Also, this "new era" crap is total bullshit. A new era isn't just when Vince says so, it's a total change of attitude, booking style, or the way the product is presented to us.
Having said that, there hasn't been a real era change since PG. It's the same nonsensical booking and storylines it has always been
>>1255833
I thought the same thing but think about when Vince announced the Ruthless Aggression era and that was sorta a thing. Plus none of these new era storylines are going to elevate until SS.
>>1255833
Post 2010 we have a lot more indie guys, guys from Japan, etc. There's definitely a change. The weekly show wrestling quality has never been this good as a result maybe matched by Ruthless Aggression/Smackdown Six era Smackdown
Hey guys CM Phil here, I think UFc was a mistake
CM Punk is the best fucking wrestler of the decade , shut the fuck up you ryback loving , fedora wearing , fatass!
>>1255562
I'm on my hands and knees, begging and pleading you to have sex
>>1255568
I'm almost a wizard , no sex for me
ITT: Wrestlers on suicide watch
justin hawk bradshaw?
>>1255396
Is that Bradshaw?
This is Chris Hero I think
Thoughts on a more serious Grado ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpKT7ffY1dM
>>1255173
Autism.
>>1255173
Still shit. Fuck this meme faggot
I love Grado but he still needs to do a fair bit of work to get to WWE, he's destined to be a Scottish Colt Cabana.
reasons why you hate roman shithead
>Butt hurt mark
>shit wrestler
>samoan
>Hated by Cm punk
>not even attractive like Dean Ambrose
>lower draw than seth
Butt hurt= Bret hart FYI
# Fuck roman lames
I recently had sex, so I don't hate Roman.
>>1255165
have sex fatty
reminder that it's mainstream and trendy to hate Roman, Facebook and Reddit love to do it
So?
>>1255091
And it's underground and hipster to like Roman
>>1255091
You shouldn't let /asp/ dictate your tastes in wrestlers, Pajeet.
why is he such a neckbeard?
>MAMA MIA
>WRESTLING IQ
>LE JAPANESE MOVES
>>1254990
Cole pls
And why is it head?
>>1254843
Did Head have the max in every stat, it felt like he did?
Mfw I was wrong
>He doesn't main Steamroller Rikishi
Speed characters are for idiots with low IQ points.
Manlet injures other manlet
Thats why only people over 6'8 should wrestle
>>1254838
Yeah, because no one over 6'8 ever injured, much less killed, someone else.
>>1254846
Never said this, but look how many manlets are injured right now.
Seth Rollins, Enzo Amore, Neville, Tyson kidd
>>1254855
So is John Cena, Randy Orton and Luke Harper.
