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What kind of grown man describes himself this way? Can't wait to see this 37 year old edgelord get his fedora knocked off in the octagon, and watch him have to go groveling back to WWE
I have no opinion on this guy, but I really hope he wins his ufc debut. I want to see all the posters like OP get rekt
>>1267923
I would too, but it's not going to happen. He's going to get knocked the fuck out and Dana will have a cry because another of his big attractions went spiralling down the shitter.
How is a guy who can't even stay in shape and brags about eating junk food and drinking soda going to fight in the UFC? He's going to learn pretty quickly that he can't "fake" this... I bet he thinks he will be booked to win and doesn't realize it's real
So what is he complaining about again?
i wouldn't mind having a vince shoe licking gimmick with a salary like that.
>>1267815
Filthy commie
FEED
US
EQUALITY
he's complaining about the booked loser of a match being paid less than the paid winner of a match. which is not an unreasonable thing to want, given "just work harder" isn't something that can be applied to wwe
...
>>1267807
Btfo
>>1267807
Press "f" to pay a little of respect.
>implying it's snowing anywhere right now
Is it even possible to become as great as The Rock on the mic?
If you were a wrestler, what should you do to improve your mic skills, to come at least close to that level of greatness.
>>1267766
Snort lots and lots of coke and have creative freedom
Write the promo on your hand
>>1267766
The rock had creative freedom, a hot crowd every night and his opponents were all over too so there was great rivalry to drive each other to the limit.
Seeing him in the ring now though just makes me sad as hes still trying a schtik from over 10 years ago
![fourhorsemen[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3ba96el.jpg "fourhorsemen[1].jpg")
What are the most recognizable wrestling stables in history? (more than 3 members)
I would say:
Four Horsemen
Hart Foundation
NWO
D-Generation X
Ministry of Darkness
Nation of Domination
The Radicalz
Evolution
Nexus
by chronological order
>more than 3 members
Fabulous Freebirds
The Brood
Team ECK
Blue World Order
The Shield
Wyatt Family
New Day
>other promotions
Age of the Fall
Bullet Club
Four horsewomen
>>1267709
> Nexus
> Age of The Fall
>>1267716
>four whorewomen
>There is also talk of doing a Global womens tournament on the network next, as well as continuing the annual Dusty Rhodes tag team tournament in NXT. The women’s tournament will be like the cruiserweight tournament, mixing current talent with non-roster talent in what amounts to tryout matches.
>>1267546
Oh boy, more talented women to give 5 minutes of tv time a week.
>>1267546
It honestly breaks my heart to see how adorable Paige used to look.
>>1267619
we all gotta grow up sometime love
>music hits
>waddles onto the stage
why do smarks like this fat fuck again?
>>1267333
Why are you obsessed with Owens?
>>1267333
cause they look like him
>>1267358
Do you ever sleep you carter you filthy nigger? Those planet of the ape lookalike conventions not paying off huh?
Why did the WWE hate him so much? He basically had the same humble nature like Mick Foley
>>1267316
Vince doesnt respect anyone shorter and smaller than him
he couldnt wrestle and was a manlet nerd
>>1267316
they didn't.
nigger was injured and had to be stripped from the belt
Was this nigga legit?
Also my favorites are
The Rock
Savage
Stone cold
Jericho
Kurt angle
Hbk and HHH are fucking faggots
>>1267123
Kevin owens reminds me of steam boat. with his high flying moves
>>1267123
GOAT Mortal Kombat character
>>1267125
That's gay...the only new guy I like is the miz...Owens is a fat piece of shit...
The main roster Tag-Team division these days is just fucking deplorable especially since the Top 3 Tag-Teams on Raw are Bulletproof, The Usos, and The New Day
I fully expect come Summerslam or even Survivor Series the Usos are gonna get their Championships back.
>>1266906
They deserve it.
They sell good merch, but not better than new day
>>1266909
Heel Usos does sound moderately better than face Usos.
>Usos on my tv screen
Now that they are involved in the main event secene/AJ vs Roman fued im getting pretty close to stop watching WWE. Fucking hate those clowns
I was thinking about buying a lucha libre mask just to decorate the office space I have. What mask should I get?
El genericos
kwang
fresh feets
What's the greatest match of all time?
>>1266767
are those slag queen's?
>DAILY REMINDER:
Apollo Crews is a future US champion.
>mfw he elevates the US title to WHC tier
>mfw he's on track to be the first black WHC
>mfw he has the most lit entrance song in WWE
>mfw /asp/ is proven wrong once again
>Kicks up on his feet
>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :D
I like him
>>1266629
Why is he always smiling?
>>1266645
because he has a big black dick
Time for some more WWE fant/asp/ie booking. Tell us what your booking ideas for the coming months are so we can laugh at you.
Challenges for this thread:
>pick a lineup for the MITB ladder match and a winner to hold the briefcase.
>think of something interesting for Alberto Del Rio and Sheamus to do now that Rusev is off to greener pastures.
>create a good women's feud that isn't over the title.
I wanna bring back The Sandman,and make him the life coach of Titus O'Niel.
Let's hire Jim Ross back as the life coach of Byron Saxton.
While we're at it, let's bring in Bobby Roode to be the special enforcer for HHH.
>>1266574
I'd like to see more managers, honestly.
roman wins in a 1v3 handicap match against meme club
>skinny fat
>lanklet
>no charisma
>boring af
>receding hairline
>muh end of days
>no wrestling experience
Why the fuck do people like this ugly lanklet?
>>1266537
>dat face
top fucking kek
>Lanklet
is this a thing now?
>>1266537
>implying anybody does
Corbin hasn't gotten a reaction since he won the AtGMBR, and I doubt half the audience then even knew who he was at the time.
