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What's this move called?
Ugly Whores Come Back For Second.
>>1289174
The spud stretcher
ill just leave this here
>>1289061
Shirts like this are the absolute worst. I almost threw up in my mouth when Finn Balor showed up in an event wearing one like that with Star Wars 7 characters to look trendy.
>>1289061
>no tama
>no fale
not only outdated but racist as fuck and shit.
>not realizing it spells GAYBOYS
So what's the point of Joe v. Balor 4?
Is this specifically to show that the demon can be defeated? It almost feels like this might be the last match for Balor before he gets called up.
>>1288861
50/50 booking. They want the feud to finish on 2-2. It will be his last match for sure.
>>1288865
Well as a guy who is new to wrestling, I have seen a lot of people who got called up end up getting defeated in thier last matches. Why is this done that way?
>>1288889
Traditionally you put your opponent over if you're on your way out. There's no real explanation for it, it's just the way it's been for years. It's out of respect.
ITT: Meme wrestlers
What does that even mean?
>>1288617
>>1288624
'Wrestlers I don't like'
Did Punk inspire anybody else to go straight edge?
For that reason alone I will always be a mark for him.
Inspire? No. I was always going to be a straight edge.
Although I admire that being part of his gimmick AND being a heel at the same time.
>>1288611
No trolling here i got inspired by roman reigns to lift and do exercises.
Yeah, thanks to CM Punk my chances of getting pussy in school got even lower
yo so i'm going to my first raw this coming monday and i was wondering what i should expect. i wanted to pick up some sort of austin 3:16 shirt or something. do they still sell merch like that at shows? also any tips as to shit i should or shouldn't do to not be an asshole?
Bring a book for those long promos.
>>1288604
do you guys enjoy wwe here or no?
>>1288594
Try starting a CM Punk chant at every match.
We post new gimmicks for wrestlers.
> Bounty hunter Randy Orton.
>Change his theme song to a slow acoustic guitar cover.
>Have come out to a single spotlight.
>Making him wear a Cowboy hat and a Poncho, ei. Clint Eastwood.
> Make him wrestle twice a month and cut promos of him taking "contracts" from other wrestlers.
> Have him put away some of the fired talent and a send off.
I'd rather Orton have a gimmick where he's actually interesting & entertaining
Orton with Corbin's anti-indie gimmick would be cool
>>1288502
Sasha Banks contracts autism like her biggest (and only) fan
>You are drogged Roman does not know wrestle
The Roman fanpage is pure gold
>>1288462
> fir
What kind of highly educated university doesn't have literacy standards?
>>1288471
I'm a like a foot taller than you, shortstack.
>>1288493
> Big Show is a legit 6'10 at best
Carter admitting to being >5'10
Which tags in WWE would you switch for TYB ?
SUUCK IIIIIIIIT
>>1288354
No one
not even the Usos
fuck the young cucks
>>1288370
Get a load of this nerd being worked
Suck it, mark
>>1288354
already had the hardy boyz, don't need them again
>incredible high-flyer
>very competent mat technician
>naturally charismatic
>great look
What went wrong?
>>1287803
literally who
>>1287807
Ignorance isn't something to gloat, anon.
The Brian Kendrick was getting a midcard push...
BUT THEN HE GOT HIGH
Can wrestling get its own fucking board. Please.
>>1287737
''no''
>>1287737
> You're on it genius
All these idiots complaining that there's too many wrestling threads. We're so sorry that pro-wrestling is more popular than airsoft, MMA, skateboarding and so on. Just make the threads you want and go to them, you are allowed to have more than one thread about your choosen alternative sport, just hide the wrestlings threads.
In fairness, there are a few faggots who probably spam the fuck out of your threads, but if you enter the wrestling...
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>Wrestlers Who Couldn't Draw Flies To Shit
Ill start
Found another
>>1287478
His return might spike some hype especially if he's a face and not an authorafag
>Rumors are running rampant on social media that Paige and Alberto Del Rio are now a couple.
>This rumor is based on the WWE Superstars being spotted together by fans on Thursday at Magic Kingdom in Bay Lake, Florida (near Orlando, Florida, where Paige lives).
>Seen holding hands
How does that make you feel perros?
BIG
>>1287363
I swear Del Rio is married with kids wtf
BROWNED.COM
First for Dean
>>1287238
when are you cum tributing banks
Horse edition
Princess pretty edition
What will she be doing to fill the time between now and her title win at summerslam?
>>1287111
Polishing Haitch's tiny dick like a good diva
>>1287111
God so fuckin hot
Is that a cape...
