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Why any crowd didn't started chant "fuck you, Roman, fuck you'' yet? Or "We all hate you"? Why crowds in america so unimaginative?
>>1293507
Because WWE is now the domain of Women & Children, the only crowd that actually LIKE Ramen Lames.
>>1293507
It's WWE in 2016. Majority of the audience is 13 under
>>1293507
the crowd is filled with childlren and man children
sorry but wrestling is made for kids
>Mitch the plant
How did wrestling come to this?
>>1293498
> wrestling has never personified inanimate objects
You must be at least 18 to post here.
>>1293498
This happened?
>3MB ends when his teammates are released
>Slater Gator ends when Titus goes back to Darren
>Social Outcasts probably ending in the wake of Rose's suspension and arrest
Why can't he get a break bros?
>>1293414
never drew a dime
At least he pinned Seff
> Social Outcasts ending because their most expendable member disappeared
What?
Also, you forgot his first.
me on the right
me on the left
Me in the Malcolm
>>1293228
How many holds does jericho know?
And what are they called?
10
The cunt puncher
Arm drag
no one actually cheered when they came back and saved Ramen from going through a table last monday, right?
bland samoans relying on neon colors and a tired chant that no one cares to learn.
>>1293053
The Uso's fucking suck. Most boring thing in the WWE right now
Nobody cares about The Uso;s. They buried themselves associating on-screen with Roman.
>>1293056
first post, best post
I loved when the dust bros. took their belts
JOHN CENA
YOU SAY THAT I CAN'T SEE YOU?
WELL I CAN SEE YOUR SHOULDERS DOWN FOR THE THREE COUNT
BALEEEEB DAT
>>1292836
BUHLEEB DAT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1292836
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ITT: Wrestlers you're tired of seeing return
The Rock buried Erick Rowan to the center of the fucking earth then Rock and Cena took turns picking on Bray and Strowman
You posted him
Jericho
Cm punk is training hard and you cucks can't do anything about it
>>1292551
How can one man look so autistic?
>>1292551
Won't stop him from getting beaten into a coma
>>1292551
him and Colt Cabana should team up and form The New Bushwhackers.
Vince must have been drunk on his AIDS meds the day he green-lit a title run for a comedy act like Cuck Manlet.
Remember, these are facts. Pic unrelated
The Rock's best theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uGt0nDKu0cg
The Undertaker's best theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPjqAADShE4
Edge's best theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj5ot7zq1wk
Christian's best theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cf9xjZuQQyE
AJ Style's best theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wjF6D-588AE
Triple H's best theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FYmm5YQSv2I
>>1292294
What a beautiful girl
Randy Orton's best theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H5enKjKAlQU
Chris Jericho's best theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f1BNz8AaDBQ
Kobashi: Sniper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSDta8UFky8
KENTA/Itami: "Enio" by SebastiAn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcCr_QN4OfA
Test: metal version of "This Is A Test" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j49c97mZLok
Orton's debut theme was catchy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdTQAEMeWe4
Kawada's theme "Final Battle": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k6W1jAFYuY
Kidman's 4th WCW theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caqp_7H2CAQ
There's been a lot of speculation on CM Punk's UFC future. Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter noted this week that there are numerous accounts that say Punk has been working hard but he has not progressed well as a fighter. Punk has participated in live sparring sessions at the gym and there have been a lot of rumors about how he looked but it's been consistently said that he has not fared well.
UFC originally hoped for Punk, who has had to delay his training at times due to back and shoulder injuries, to debut in the summer of fall of 2015...
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We need a comic about CM Phil failing at training
Make one of him getting cucked
>we are just days away from BMJ's return
post yfw he comes back
>>1292135
What does /asp/ think about Jimmy Wang Yang?
>>1292123
They've really ruined him since the Shield broke up
>>1292123
Good worker, horrible gimmick.
>>1292143
Wang Yang originated from TNA as part of a tag-team called The Flying Elvis's
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0514/611741/cm-punk-reportedly-not-progressing-well-as-a-fighter/
BRUH...
>>1292002
I almost feel bad for him. Clearly he's trying hard and will give it his all but he just doesn't have it. He's old, banged up and started too late.
>>1292012
Batista did it
>>1292012
>trying hard
fucking top zozzle
Is this the greatest heel promo of all-time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgW2G5QoHFY
>>1291882
No. He didn't have to try at all. He got heat just by existing because of something he'd done in real life.
Shitting on the crowd is the bottom of the barrel when it comes to heel promos. It'll get you some cheap heat but you don't need any creativity or mic skills to pull it off.
What Ted DiBiase and Jake Roberts did as heels was far more impressive.
>>1291927
How many big money main events did those guys have though
