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Sooo, what do you guys think about him? Insane or awesome?
A bitter, irrelevant old man who doesn't realise his own obsolescence.
>>1299300
He does.
He still respect kayfabe so he works the smarks like you
>>1299313
> respects kayfabe
> makes a living off shoots
But sure, he's just "working" me right pal? His atrocious run as booker of ROH was just "working" me too, yeah?
I actually liked their debut, tbhlads.
They should never, ever, ever, ever hold a microphone again, but their in-ring stuff was fucking good. That suplex-combo that ended with a brainbuster was based.
If they didn't have such a shit gimmick that required them to speak, and turned it into "Angry Islanders who want to fuck you up because the place you're from is not as good as the place they're from", I could dig a title run.
That's basically the gimmick Usos should be, but these guys are clearly better in-ring than the Usos.
The crowd was beyond dead for them. It was honestly kinda sad.
>>1299173
>neets
>>1299173
testing
>YOU WANNA MATCH, HUH
>I'LL TAKE 15,000 DOLLARS OUT OF YOUR ASS
What did he mean By This?
>>1299166
STUPID IDIOT
>>1299166
Dean smuggles cash in his ass
What move is this called?
The Brock Cock
Stretch muffler
>>1299123
The Cover His Face So People Won't Know Who He Is
Is there some other wrestling youtubers /asp/ could recommend?
>>1299096
talk is jericho
>>1299096
>whatculture.
Kys cuck
Wrestling with wregret
Slat rock
The whole f'n show short videos are ok but not the hour long ones
Sad as fuck. Why would anyone want tonbe a wrestler after this movie?
Because you can wrestle without blowing every dime on pills
>>1299058
You get to fuck chicks who look like Marisa Tomei.
>>1299058
Money and hot chicks
What kind of fans should I expect from a small wrestling promotion in my city? Fat neckbeards is confirmed but what about women? Any ring rats? Are they all slags? Any children even there?
>>1298975
you will get lots of drunks. lots of nerds and maybe some fatwomen
Old people who get really into it is a thing.
Which city, indie wrestling is very regional in terms of crowds.
Did they...?
>>1298868
what in the fuck is that thing next to triple h
>>1298879
Its called a pair of tits maggle
>>1298868
Most definately they did.
>its a match with weapons that wont be used strung up on top of the cage out of reach match
""""""" extreme""""""" rules
>>1298682
>that close up of the mop with JBL saying it in horror
>meanwhile CampWWE is TV MA...not even just 14, MA
>>1298678
Ambrose will go through great lengths to retrieve the mop from the ceiling of the cage mid match only to try to rev it once and giving up on using altogether.
Does anybody know what happened to the Raw transmission tonight? I caught it halfway and the weekly Samoa vs. Gay Community match was already happening, so I got really excited about what the main event could be, but after a match where Del Rio and Rusev took turns squashing the US Champ, there was this really long and awkward segment promoting the Divas match at Extreme Rules and the show cut off, what happened? What was the main event? It must have been something good since last week all we got was Ambrose attacking a jacket.
>>1298494
Epic fuckin meme bro xD you should tell it to r/mensrights too
Did your MRA friends laugh at this and you thought it was worth posting?
The minute this faggot came up to the main roster I knew they would end up a gay dancing tag team. Today my dream came true
>>1298443
The gay team is Golden Truth.
Go back to tumblr
>>1298461
this is my personal blog now get over it bitch nigga
Kevin Owens sucks, and I will explain it, and why people may relate to him.
We got a fat person without charisma in the ring with the biggest face perhaps the last decade in WWE. Owens looks like just a bad b-version of Tank Abbot.
I think some of IWC can relate to him, he's fat, he looks like them.
Just like IWC can relate to Daniel Bryan(but Bryan has more arsenal then Owens can dream off)
I see a pattern in this, when fat or common people without charisma from indies getting a breakthrough.
But deep down, we all know they guy sucks...
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>>1298402
Well I'm sorry to hear that...
IWC love ugly manlets and fat fucks because they can relate to them. It's pathetic.
>>1298402
well said.
here's a stephanie for you OP
>Have an old PRIDE shirt
>Can't wear it because everyone assumes the shirt is from some type of MMA themed gay bar
>>1298136
wearing a pro wrestling shirt is even gayer than wearing a gay bar t-shirt
>>1298253
Agreed
Also ,if you're a grown man wearing one of Bayley's shirts there's a 100% chance you're autistic and a pedo
>>1298284
Holy shit that's creepy.
Why is this so much worse than waifus?
Who is the most based right now and why is it Chris Jericho?
>>1296005
is this bait?
>>1295994
Because unlike most wrestlers he's based on the mic, good in the ring, a great cocky character and gets good reactions.
Basically the 4 things you want in a wrestler.
>>1296005
Not even gonna entertain that with a serious reply
Why do people like Brock Lesnar?
Cause he's big? a lot of wrestlers are
Cause Paul Hayman? he can hype up an apple
Cause suplex? the 3 moves he does get old fast
don't see why people like him and the WWE are booking themselves into a corner with him. It won't be believable when someone beats him clean.
>>1295972
He was real good circa 2003.
>>1295972
>It won't be believable when someone beats him clean.
You could've said this in late-2014, but now, he's almost just another guy for having lowered himself to going 10+ minutes against Dean.
That match should've been as dominant as the renowned Cena match at Summerslam, or had Dean go way out of his way with the hardcore high-spots.
