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>#1 contenders match to face Asuka for the NXT Women's Championship at Takeover: Nia Jax squashed and dominated Bayley and then proceeded to lick Izzy's sad mark tears
>Johnny Gargano and Tommasso Ciampa defeated Danny Burch (former Basham Brother) and Rob Ryzin (a man with literally no indie history whatsoever)
Ciampa has the look of a killer and I fucking love it. If NXT had some kind of midcard belt i'd make him THE first champion of said belt. He could also rock either the Smackdown...
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>>1303229
What does Bayley do in the mean time?
>>1303229
i want to fuck her fat ass
>>1303229
this isnt /wooo/
post more carter
Does anyone on the main roster have less charisma than these two? These guys make roman seem interesting
>>1302176
I think it's literally imposible having less charisma than the Snoozos
AY WHEN WE SAY OOS...YOU SAY SNOOZE!
There samoan entrance dance is so dumb and i'm sure no one in the audience has any idea what the fuck they are doing.
Majority of the roster desu. Personality isn't allowed
Let's talking Boxing vs MMA in a street fight, not necessarily against one another but used in the streets in general. What do you think works better?
>>1295483
>striking vs striking+grappling
>who wins
Oh gee, I really wonder. Thanks for making this interesting thread, OP.
>>1295483
This is fucking stupid. Of course MMA would be more useful in a street fight because boxers aren't taught to defend against takedowns or grapple or defend against kicks. Boxers specialize in a set of skills that's used for a sport that has rules which make it very dissimilar to a street fight while MMA was designed to get the closest thing you could to a street brawl and still broadcast it in "civilized" countries.
>>1295487
>Shitty Striking technique
>Attempting to take someone down in hard asphalt which would do more damage to you than to your opponent
Boxing is more specialized, yes, but it works best in a street fight. First of all punches are faster than kicks and easier to get off, secondly footwork and balance are key in boxing. Most MMA fighters have shitty balance and are reckless brawlers when it comes to stand up, they'd be low-amateur tier in boxing...
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Which WWE wrestler would reign supreme amongst everyone else in a real fight.
- including past and present superstars (in their prime)
-1 vs 1 fights
Brock's weakness is mexicans.
>lost to Cain
>lost to Eddie
>couldn't beat Seth due to being half Mexican
Doubt anyone can beat Brock desu. When not even prime Kurt Angle could noone can
>>1295023
Swagger beat Brock
Hi /asp/
What striking/grappling martial arts are the most practical in terms of helping me not get beat up by larger, stronger minorities?
>>1294279
A firearm.
>>1294279
A pipebomb
>>1294279
>What striking/grappling martial arts are the most practical in terms of helping me not get beat up by larger, stronger minorities?
Striking with swords, and striking with projectiles from projectile weapons using the projectile weapons (like bows-&arrows, high-powered BB guns, pepper spray, electrical shock guns, and firearms) are often very practical ways to deal with aggression from your opponents. Also, pipebombs and grenades aren't so bad once you're experienced with...
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Jesus Christ...
yall need to realize this is an indictment on wrestling fans as a whole and not just fans of a particular wrestler
>>1289830
Sasha is so beautiful
Those man hands
Since I took care of Mr. Janetty so quickly I came prepared... Excuse me.
Malenko, you claim to be the man of 1000 holds, but I counted, and you know about 60. But I know 1004, and I wrote em all down. Here we go.
1. Arm Drag
2. Halumyay moyyay
3. *tears quad*
>>1262188
4. *hugs*
Past and present talents of both genders from all promotions are available for you to create a dream match-up. Any match type, any stipulation(s) of your choosing, any venue, any era.
If you're feeling more creative, create your dream PPV.
Let's see em
Goldberg/Ryback Vs. Steiner/Lesner
Hardcore hell in a cell team match
OHHHH YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Bret Hart vs. Kurt Angle
Who will be booked to beat him?
Whoever wins MITB, so Owens, Rollins or Ambrose.
>>1307544
Me
im a seven foot tall college football player BTW
BMJ
I ued to really like WWE. Why would they fuck it up like this.
Picture unrelated. I don't want to accept it.
Despite Roman Reigns being a fucking boss at what he does, with writers doing soap opera shit and stephanie mcmahon stephanieing around, i have 0 intention to ever watch an episode again.
Are you sure you just didn't grow up?
>>1307525
carter doesnt age and has always been
>>1307525
Grow up? I'm Peter Pan, bitch! ;)
>my favorite wrestlers include dean ambrose and sasha skanks
>>1307371
Mine too.
>sasha is the most talented woman on the roster
>>1307376
wrong pic
>sasha skanks is the best female wrestler on the roster
> Jeff is triggered
>>1307219
kys carter
sasha skanks will never be women champ umad??? cant wait till she gets relesed next year and goes to do porn but no studio will take her because shes too fuckin ugly
>>1307220
this is bad b8. If you're going to be the anti sashA+ poster you will need better material
J U S T
>>1307133
JANETTY
>>1307168
Kekkety
> b-but she gets pops i swear ! ;_;
>>1307168
sasha skanks is a talentless slut
no wonder womens "wrestling" is a fuckin joke when your 3 main femele wrestlers all look like horses
First WWE ppv I'm attending. What should I expect? Also, I'm pretty excited about the card desu
Where are your seats?
>>1307108
Expect to be surrounded by sweaty fatties
>>1307118
He said he was going to Extreme Rules not your family reunion
Will AJ kick out of the spear on Sunday?
>>1307070
No.
youre supposed to make roman look strong dude anything else is not in vinces plans
>>1307070
1 Superman punch
Spear I doubt it
