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>>1313945
GREASE MY SHIT UP
Looking at his gross thinning hair killed the match for me. He needs to man up and shave that shit.
>>1314046
He really looks like the wrestling version of Chris Chan.
Human pincushion edition
If dubs AJ wins
>>1313943
ONE FUCKING JOB
MATCH SAVED MATCH SAVED MATCH SAVED MATCH SAVED MATCH SAVED MATCH SAVED MATCH SAVED
STAY MAD
>implying anyone dislikes the awesome one
Friendly reminder that Miz is fucking the sexiest woman in WWE history
I really don't give a fuck about the ic title. It dies once fat fuck got his hands on it
>>1313074
/asp/ doesn't know how to deal with Miz right now. He's not being pushed down our throats enough for us to like him yet, and he's not a vanilla midget or a fat guy for us to hate.
BASED MATCHKA EDITION
1st for /a/
First fir my dean
Match is decent lads
This nigga right here...
how does he do it
>>1314145
He knows whats in Vinces lockbox
He's pretty cool. Never there to get himself.over, just enjoying the show with his mum
Fuck ALL of you retarded faggots that do nothing but talk shit about Punk all day. You would never say any of this to his face because you know he would break your stupid latino skulls.
Punk is the best champion in the history or the WWE, he's beaten ALL the greatest stars of his era, set records for crowd attendance/ppv buys, and was one of the techically soundest wrestlers to ever set foot in the ring. He left because he was so sick of the corruption and the WWE no longer represented his values.
STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT PUNK YOU FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!...
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Hi phil.pic related.
Hi Phil!
>>1311863
I'm no Latino, pure anglo blood flows through my veins
based kevin owens wearing glasses to hide his identity like superman
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN SO HILARIOUS
Jesus, guys, you aren't even trying anymore
>>1311300
what?
Do you think Kevin owen's is funny?
>>1311300
"Kevin Owens is a fat fuck who is worshipped by Doritos eating fatties because HE'S FAT!" is something that will never get old.
get in here
kickoff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCzILGsUFqI
First for Roman winning
>According to PWInsider.com, Rollins was spotted in Newark, New Jersey, the site of WWE’s Extreme Rules pay-per-view at the Prudential Center. The report claims Rollins is also scheduled for Monday’s episode of Raw and Tuesday’s SmackDown taping.
Happening.
>Watching WWE
>It's boring and mediocre (longshot, I know, bear with me)
>You're thinking about turning it off and enriching your life with charity or exercise or something
>Someone's entrance theme goes off.
>You mark the fuck out.
What's the theme?
Rusevs desu. Everytime he is on screen i am entertained. Truley a born entertainer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
Goodnight sweet prince
THANK YOU BASED SMARKBUSTERS. Fuck cody rhodes
>>1310759
Charge your fucking phone.
GAY AS FUCK
NOT SO DASHING ANYMORE
A STACHE IS HIS GIMMICK
STARDUST THE BISEXUAL ALIEN
Was he working stiff on him?
No kalisto is just pretty flexible so they used that to make the move look more painful
>>1310668
Kalisto was begging the refs to get him off, guess I got worked.
You guys think Rusev will crush him tonight?
>>1310665
That looked fucking sick
These 3 are the only wrestlers right now with any charisma, that's why the product is dying.
Most people suck on the mic other than these 3 and guys like Jericho, Miz, Kevin Owens, John Cena, and I guess Bray Wyatt. None of these guys are near the top card other than BMJ
The biggest guys of every era and the biggest draws have always been good on the mic but most guys nowadays are awful
acting wacky and over the top is not charisma
>>1310614
just because my wife and her sons like them doesn't mean they're over
I blame the lack of roids
Back in the day you could see everyone was off their tits on roids and coke n shit and you'd get amazing promos from everyone (notables being Warrior, Savage, Hogan). But even midcarders were good. Now, wrestlers are too normal and similar to everyday people. In short, boring.
ITT: we post wrestlers with their famous catchphrases. I'll start:
>YOUR UP
- stunning bill ryback
>>1310584
"INDEED INDEED INDEED"
-Bryan Daniels
"your opinion is candy"
dwayne 'the johnson' anoa'i
Please perform felatio upon this
Triple Haitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSCu1iREl64
>everyone else is getting wild and having fun
>Roman just pulls an autisic face and looks away
Is he autistic?
>>1310528
>even in real life the Usos are the only ones that care enough to hang with Roman
>>1310528
>You'll never face Reigns in ping pong
>>1310528
I hate Romans character but there was literally nothing wrong with what he was doing.
Are you autistic OP?
GOAT tag team?
>>1310522
Pic not related?
BEER!
>>1310522
HEI DEN REICH
HEI DEN REICH
