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>wrestling is turning into anime bulshit
How does this make you feel?
>>1331038
Goddamn weebs
hey man that flippy-do spin kick is pretty cool to watch ok
just have fun man stop letting bret hart's rotting prostate bring you down
>>1331038
HAHAHAHAHAAHA.
What the fuck is this anime shit?
Is it fair to say that all wrestling fans are smarks?
>tfw kana will never be my gf
>>1331032
Anyone who isn't a child or autistic is a smark, though anti-smarks do exist. That being said, adult marks are a thing.
>>1331042
Anti smarks are either ultimate tryhard autists who just shit on things when they get popular in /tv/ fashion or old men. Also..
>that tweet
kek. WORKED
>>1331042
oh shit john´s getting some heat up right there. I bet le canadian family man price fighter doesnt sleep well anymore. You don goofed son
>sasha skanks is good
>being a nia jax fan because she fat like you
>>1330810
>>1330812
>Can't wrestle
>Doesn't have the look
>Is small but doesn't have flippy shit
Why is he popular? How long will he last?
Apparently because he's a "scrap wrestler" which is an excuse for doing nothing but punch like an alcoholic.
>I watch wrestling for the look
>I watch wrestling for the flippy shit
>>1330753
You forgot the part where he can't wrestle
IS YOUR BODY READY?
Also, will he get the biggest pop of all time?
Maybe if this was his true big return but the marketing for it ruins the surprise, plus he was already at WM
>>1330725
>plus he was already at WM
where he and Rock fucked Wyatts even more
JUST
Sell me on John Cena.
I missed wrestling from 02-11, and I know he's like the big star, but why? I don't get how he's on par with Hogan or Rock
>Basham Brothers 2.0
>One of the most feared group of competitors in their previous promotion
>Come to WWE and job to Coconut monkeys
Atleast they got the PPV win over them
>>1330684
Its like 2-1 against the Uso
Waiting for heel tag champions run
>bmj
>no ramen, hopefully no deanetty
>2 hours
>vince will careless so less shit
>mauro renallo
>probably some nxt guys like based joe and alpha goats
tell me again why you will watch Raw anon?
>tfw BMJ will take the US Title and make it the world championship of Smackdown
>>1330486
>The US belt is somehow more prestigious than the Intercontinental belt when its...intercontinental.
I never understood this
>>1330476
I wont watch any, im going to enjoy the smark tears when everything gets worse.
Is Matt Hardy the greatest heel in wrestling?
Hi Dixie! Any luck with the new owners?
does anybody actually watch tna?
>>1330273
Plenty people do, unless you're a ledditor whose "been burned before" but continues to deepthroat triple H's cock when he debuts a pre-made star for nxt
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic...
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>another anti cm punk thread
>hasn't wrestled for WWE since January 26, 2014
>/wwe/ cucks are still this mad about him leaving
>>1330222
Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?
Also, checked for trips. Sadly wasted on your emo whining.
Will he retain at MiTB?
>>1329976
He won't be dropping it until SS or Mania senpai
I think he will beat punks reign in length
Yes
He'll "drop" the title around the brand split, giving Smackdown a new champion
Rollins is in an Orton role at the moment
So who are the most powerful wrestlers in canon?
>>1329972
Roman Reigns
>>1329972
Warrior
Brock
Prime Taker
Cena
>>1329972
Goldberg
HBO is contemplating having a weekly live tv ma wrestling show live. Do u think nudity and mature language would work for wrestling?
>>1329931
>Do u think nudity and mature language would work for wrestling?
>>1329931
Sure, it worked for that ECW rip-off fed in California that was started by Rob Black (porn producer) & featured nudity & porn stars.
Oh wait, no it didn't. They sucked ass.
are you serious OP? or is this just a "what if" thread?
>yfw you've been in three of the top 10 worst WM main events ever
>TFW the ploy worked and you finally got your standing face ovation complete with tragic loss in the WM main event
YOU SEE UUUHHH
I AM THE KING OF KINGS UUUH
>tfw you have the largest losing streak in Wrestlemania history
>tfw you were always the second of third guy
>tfw you child (NXT) is about to get buried by Vince
What is the best finish to a match in history?
Hogan vs Andre
>>1329708
CM Punk vs Cena at MitB 2011
>>1329708
Benoit winning the WHC at WM XX
>when you've been buried so hard creative has you doing meta promos about how they have no idea what to do with you
JUST
that'll teach him to get over without vinces help
That slow-mo highlight of the phenomenal forearm vs. superman punch looked like some anime shit. AJ Styles actually managed to pull good work out of Alboreto del Rio, they shouldn't have thrown him in a WHC program right off the bat in the middle of THE GUY's reign when everybody knew he was just gonna get shat out into midcard hell.
