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ITT: Entrance themes that got you pumped or genuinely excited.
Edge's Metalingus theme song
HEY
*Sirens*
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR APPLEDOUGH
Was he a draw?
Are you stupid?
>>1470866
Vanilla midget never drew a dime.
Who is currently the best female wrestler on television?
Ivelisse
>>1470775
In-ring or "overall package"?
Best in-ring: Asuka
Sexiest: Maryse
Charismatic: (Vacant)
Waifu: Bayley/Becky Lynch
Discuss about Ryan Reeves and post your favourite moments of The Big Guy.
My favourite botch guy moment was when he stopped drawing so he complained on his Tumblr.
>>1470737
The big crybaby more like it, amirite guys??
Predict when he'll get KO'd in his UFC debut
>Round 1, 00:10
He'll "injure his back" before the fight. Now stop making these fucking threads about this manlet.
he won't get knocked out, he'll tap within 30 seconds
Wow did he ever get fat
Was he a draw?
Initially but shit booking rekt him and tanked the ratings
not at all
vanilla midgets dont draw
No, he tanked the ratings and the wwe stock. They should have put the belt on ryback then. People were tired of this boring ass guy and wanted change.
It's like he midcarded a few WWE PPV's and simply gave up. He's been quiet as fuck for the past few years. You'd think he might try for MMA. Is he just a lazy nigger? Or was he traumatized by the racist WWE?
>>1470377
no charisma whatsoever and his physique wasn't that outstanding
>>1470380
Him and Haas impersonating the APA was gold though.
>>1470380
>physique wasn't that outstanding
You say this when the OP is Shelton looking almost as HUEG as Lesnar. God damn it you people are fucking stupid.
For that matter, Brock has the mic charisma of an stuttering actuary, and it didn't hurt him any. Shelton was midcard4lyfe entirely because Vince is racist. He was better than Brock in every way.
What does /asp/ think of him
>>1470347
He should drop everything related to his father, maybe even his name.
Get a DNA test ASAP. He looks nothing like his father and has none of his charisma.
>>1470365
both tall af
What is your opinion on the most insane man in wrestling?
>>1470141
I like him
The most insane and the most best
>>1470170
Hi Phillip!
How would you fix WWE's low ratings?
>>1470101
I wouldn't, just let it die a slow death.
>>1470101
Have me come back after I beat mickey.
Duh.
>>1470101
I would make it TV-14 again, fire all the writers, and hire new ones that know how to write good storylines and good characters.
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restart your subscription
>>1470040
It never ran out.
I'm a true fan.
>>1470040
Ask your mom for more money
just got the email
i'm gonna pass on this one
>implying you wouldn't join the gay community for him
>>1469997
THE GAY COMMUNITY??????
>>1469997
>unironically tattooing your kids birthdays onto your body
>>1473183
>unironically tattooing your name onto your body
Skateboarder approaches
>longboard
>cute girl 'running'
and I walk faster : /
'bodybuilder'
>meat spoon
>>1469986
Longboarding is cool nigga.
Truly the GOAT to ever bless professional wrestling.
Don't you agree?
>>1469918
Yes
>>1469918
"No"
>>1469918
Should be WWE Champ desu lads
I love how autist marks hate Joe Rogan. Look, whatever, I love pro wrestling, too, but if Rogan says wrestling is fake, he's not wrong. Yet, he's vilified for saying things that are true and things that wrestling fans are aware of, so why hate on the guy? He's a far better commentator than anyone on the current WWE team (including Mauro) and he's also a genius comic and personality. Stay mad marks, remember he's commentating for a legitimate sport and just because he says the truth about wrestling (which, by the way, shouldn't be offensive to wrestling...
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>>1469709
A cuck
>>1469706
Hi /sp/, still mad that our /asp/ie beat you at your own game?
Whats better Alpha Brain or Brain Force?
