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What's this fighting style called?
TwinzTV
Winning
>>1381252
Psychological combat, the most underrated aspect of hand to hand combat.
>tfw come to /asp/ to talk about boxing, martial arts, staff fighting, actual wrestling, actual fighting in general
>Umpteen fucking pages of wwe manlet threads
>Mfw they haven't corralled you autists into a general thread yet
I imagine this must be how /co/ feels about Steven Lardiverse threads
fuck off
>>1380241
>Want the board to corral the manlets into one thread like sensible folk
>Wanting threads about the same live-action anime filth to be in one thread so we can all see threads about actual sports/fighting
>Best reply from the manlets is "fuck off"
Kek
>>1380303
Phoneposting is the devil's creation
Why do anons choose to watch fake wrestling when they could just watch real mixed martial arts??
Serious question
>>1380089
how is this related to WWE and the WWE universe?
reported
Lets make hijack this troll thread
Tell us what you really think of RVD?
Whether a show is scripted or not is unimportant. MMA is boring. Pro wrestling is entertaining. That's all there is to it.
>>1380168
How is a bunch of oiled up men in tights yelling at each other and doing scripted acrobatics entertaining?
Full 32 man Cruiserweight Classic roster has been announced:
>Kota Ibushi
>Tajiri
>Gran Metalik
>Zack Sabre Jr.
>Noam Dar
>Da Mack
>Zumbi
>Clement Petiot
>Harv Sihra
>Gurv Sihra
>Fabian Aichner
>Brian...
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>my boy Tajiri is back for the cruiserweight championship
Based
>ibushi
BASED
so happy for him
Good combination of big names and unknowns
Interesting
What does /asp/ think of Wing Chun?
Teaches you how to get fucked up by grapplers by punching within clinch range and keeping your legs together
>>1375647
it was made by a bunch of chinese women because they needed to find a way to defend themselves from theirdrunk husbands
>>1375656
I've been doing it for a number of years and this is the only problem I've had with it. Would it be worth learning BJJ as well?
>cheap wanna be mick foley
>unrelentlessly cucked by renee
>jeff hardy level at promo skills
>never puts 100% in his matches
>constantly buried
>rebound lariat
>>1385082
Did they?
>>1385087
I seriously thought this was photoshopped at first, goddamn.
>>1385092
It's real, perrro.
Why didn't you Monday loving jabronies become a pro wrestler like you wanted too?
>>1384855
I don't want to be a wrestler. I never have and never will.
>>1384859
Where are you wrestling at, Jabroni?
>>1384859
Aren't you the dummy that got baited in to posting his pudgy little jaw?
I hope daddy beats you extra hard tonight.
What's wrong with him?
HE'S
>>1384767
FAT
Feed me a fair wage.
I hear TNA pays everyone equally
>>1384751
An equal amount of nothing that is.
>>1384752
You're short, fat and Mexican.
I believe in Seth....he will win Sunday
>>1384706
Its gonna end in a DQ. I don't think Rollins is gonna get pinned clean.
>>1384706
Either
>loses clean as a whistle to shuffle him onto a face turn quickly
or
>bullshit finish to stretch it to SS where he loses clean
All roads lead to bbgurl
balee dat
90% chance Ramen wins.
10% chance Seth wins.
100% chance Deanetty gets BTFO.
>never lost a one on one match at wrestlemania
>never submitted or pinned at wrestlemania
>has one every title available to him
>best mic worker in the company and good in the ring
>hot wife
>best IC champ we've had in a while
>only heel able to draw heat
MR WRESTLEMANIA
Who /mizmark/ here?
>>1384603
>has one every title available to him
>>1384606
Yup, Miz is a fucking Grand Slam Champ.
Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle, Daniel Bryan....the Miz.
>>1384603
How do you one every title?
In 10 years, Paul is going to be moving his shit into a U-Store-It after Stephanie has kicked his ass to the curb.
He's gonna sit down on the stack of pallets that doubles as his dinner table, bottle of cheap grain alcohol in hand, and look out hazily towards the setting sun.
At that very moment he will think back to the day he told Punk he's signing Roman over Kassius Ohno, and finally see it for what it was - the beginning of the end.
>>1384566
ROMAN HEADLINED THE BIGGEST WM OF ALL TIME!!
PUNK IS JUST GOING TO GET HIS ASS KICKED IN UFC AND COME BACK CRYING!
SCREW YOU SMARKS. TRIPLE H DID NOT BECOME ONE OF THE GOATS BY BEING STUPID, HE KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS.
>>1384582
Nice of you to drop by, Paul.
>>1384588
Nice meme. Now provide some arguments why would things go the way they do in OP's post.
WWE is getting a lot of money just from network subs every month.
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID
That's all I hear from this cancerous ses pool is how fat this fucker is
WELL IT'S TIME TO FUCKING EDUCATE YOU
For YEARS before Vince put ROMAN gods etched from stone on top, people who look like REAL men where running the place
Guys who didn't have enough time to go to the gym because they were kicking ass and taking names
Everything about this guy screams old school badass wrestler, whether he's heel or babyface
You fucking retards should be kissing this man's feet, he's the...
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>>1384396
Watch out OP the "anti smarks" are about to give (you)s
Terrible false flag.
>>1384396
Finally, someone who gets 'it' on this board
>Having the privilege to get in the ring without being a wrestler is an honor to her. She says the decision to get back in the ring isn't up to her, it's up to the 'decision maker.' She says that as long as it helps get somebody over, that's the ultimate goal of her character.
>Being a heel is her preference over being a babyface. Heels getting their comeuppance is her favorite part, according to her
How can one woman be so based and selfless?
>Stephanie
>getting someone else over
>>1384282
When was the last time she -actually- put someone over that resulted in a push for that person?
>>1384290
When she laid down for Triple H
They single handedly brought the WWE to its lowest drawing period in history.
Why would any of these three be considered the future of the business?
>>1384182
They should be released.
>>1384182
Because the show isn't booked for fans, its booked for Vince. And Vince soaks his panties everytime his pet samoan shows up.
>>1384182
They will never make it big like the old greats. They have no charisma, that's whats missing.
