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> What is /asp/ Predicts...?
This is a thread where we all vote and see if we can correctly predict the results of the current PPV.
> What are the rules?
Just simply follow the link to do the survey and that's it. If a match ends in DQ or no contest however, that is scratched from the total for the interest of fairness.
> How's this gonna work?
After each match I will post the updated results to see WHO is on their way to being a clean sweeper.
>...
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Also to note that there is actually 10 matches, but that would have been too many, so I've taken off the pre-show matches. At least now you won't get hit with the pre-show curse.
Done. I'm sure I fucked up somewhere.
>>1389077
I don't know if anyone is going to get passed the 3rd match to be honest. This is probably the least predictable PPV in a long time.
Why was everyone so unprofessional when this happened? The only person who did the right thing was Sid who tried to salvage while Harlem Heat and Davey Boy Bitch kept breaking kayfabe by mocking him.
He had a damn sparkly Stormtrooper helmet on. The gimmick was destined to fail.
Don't forget Ric choosing the worst opportunity to shout his 'I told you so' as loud as he fucking could.
>>1388680
Because it was funny as fuck
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic...
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>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiswer
How is an insult?
>>1387835
http://www.inquisitr.com/3176993/cm-punk-will-fight-mickey-gall-at-ufc-202-on-august-20/
LOSERS EVERYWHERE
![JBL_commentary[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qVZAYBH.jpg "JBL_commentary[1].jpg")
>[insert finishing move]
>BALLGAME!
>1...
>2...
>3!
Does anyone else notice that JBL uses the same phrases every single match?
Seriously, Jim Ross would be rolling in his grave if he could see the state of the commentary table.
>inb4 muh Byron
I UNIRONICALLY LOVE IT MAGGLE
>>1385208
>>1385196
It's just ironic meme-spouting at this point, his commentary is so bad it's good, especially during Dean matches.
In order not to hinder those kind people in the HEMA thread, here's one to discuss everything about asian weaponry and styles that use them. It started with Hokushin Itto-ryu and japanese swordsmanship, but I guess we can talk about other asian styles too...
>>1372382
Get the fuck back in your cuckshed or I'll call the janny
>>1372385
Truly a quality post, thank you kind sir !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KhtfZGKL24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72JqGzw654M
Here's two videos demonstrating the Keishicho kidachi kata, the Tokyo police set of kata that was prepared in the 1880's for the new police by reknowned kenjutsu experts from various koryu, among them Jikishinkage-ryu, Shindo Munen-ryu and Hokushin Itto-ryu. Can find again the list of the ten kata names and schools if anyone's interested...
>>1372382
Not really into asian MAs but I'll gladly bump and be part of any non-wrassling related discussion on /asp/.
I remember attending to a beginner course in something called Bujinkan or something as a teen and they were advertising that they do armed combat as well. The dissapointment was huge when we were told you don't get to even touch any training weapons until after 3 years. Apparently only one guy had stuck long enough for that and was just swinging his katana alone in one corner every lesson.
Not...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alLmQFx801M
What are your thoughts on this video?
Cm Punk is a liar
What the fuck is the backstory behind this?
CM Punk has a nice butt.
Who /watching Money In The Bank with your bros at their place/ here?
>delicious burgers
>cold beer
>hot chicks with sweet tits
you absolutely have to, how else would you watch it? alone at your computer like some faggot nerd virgin?
My mates work on sundays so it's alone in the livingroom for me
I'll miss it sadly.
Only care about the MITB match and Cena vs AJ tho.
I work at a cinema so I've invited my friends to come watch it on the big screen.
>tag teams combined weight is below 500lbs
>>1392396
>Anon's combined thighs are above 500lbs
>>1392399
Holy kek
BTFO
Based anon
>>1392399
![1466205343072[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/szXmAAZ.jpg "1466205343072[1].jpg")
http://shop.wwe.com/sami-zayn-worlds-apart-authentic-t-shirt/W11557.html
Is it just me or does this shirt similar to the Nazi flag?
Every time I see it, that's all I think about.
Isn't he Jewish too?
>The four limbs in 90 degree archers going in four ways
>The Red, Black and White
>The Circle behind it.
>>1392018
you need to get out of /pol/ once in a while if you're randomly seeing swastikas in places
>>1392018
>has to stretch the truth this much to see a swastika in anything
mate go to a doctor or at least go outside and take a walk
>>1392018
if he´s jewish you´re fucking retarded to think he´d be waving a nazi flag around
you cant fucking run without making shapes with your limbs faggot
There' a couple of guys they have high hopes for right now, you can see they are not ''in the box'', they are pushing them, and when I'm looking at the guy, I'm thinking ''Man, we're gonna see where this push goes 'cause I don't know if they are ready for that push'' and they have already anointed them as potentially one of ''THE GUY'' and they are pushing 'em out of pace.. if it's sink or swim, they are going to start sinking before they start swimming, just because the business...
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He is talking about Apollo Crews and Baron Corbin.
>>1392016
yeah he's totally talking about low-midcarders when saying ''pushed out of pace''
>>1392016
>and they have already anointed them as potentially one of ''THE GUY'' and they are pushing 'em out of pace
Yes, Apollo Crews and Baron Corbin - THE GUYS
Never cared for smashing pumpkins
Thought he'd be an idiot
Not a fan of tna
>will start now
Dude seems smart
Seems like he loves pro wrestling as a whole
>>1391966
Why was Russo so cringe?
>>1391966
Greentexting in a post
>for no reason
>>1391974
I'm drunk
Sorry
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
HE'S GOING TO GET A PROPER FAREWELL
>>1391947
Explain please.
>>1391948
He died.
>>1391949
I know that's not true
mitb or game 7?
>>1391946
Nba senpai.. Already know the results of the important mitb matches
>>1391946
>Should I watch a fake sport or a real one? Wow difficult decision.
>>1391960
both sports are fixed tho
When is he going to return?
>>1391921
When he wants Brock's schedule and pay
If he loses in UFC 202... probably he will be the #30 man at Royal Rumble 2017
>>1391921
it actually depends on his ufc fight, if he loses a decent fight that was kind of close. Vince will have him back for some shows in a chris jericho level.
If he gets raped on the floor while the whole ufc fanbase laugh at the wwe fags. Then vince will have him back for a few cameos as a zack ryder level joke.
![seth-rollins-espn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4FmJq2N.jpg "seth-rollins-espn[1].jpg")
Are you excited to hear THE MAN enter into the ring with his official new theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqXVBeEuwLU
>>1391868
shit build up desu
>>1391868
I'm so glad they lost that authority angle with Seth, it was literally the worst era in WWE.
