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Old Thread >>1390762
Hey /esg/, do any of you have any experience with building ramps? Is it worth the time and effort?
>>1410960
U already have one of these threads, nerd
>>1410976
Can't you just go to the skatepark?
JUST FUCK MY PUSH UP Edition
Last thread >>1391326
1st for horse fuckers gettin btfo
Your waifu is bald and a botch machine
I wonder if they are going to stick with a triple threat and risk no build or make it Rollins vs Ambrose 2.
>>1409838
Roman is coming back 3 days before the PPV, how they're going to do the draft is gonna be weird but the triple threat still exists
Wrestlers appearing in ads (for things other than wrestling).
inb4 Debra joke
If there's anything left of old /asp/, I have a quick question.
I have a younger sister who is 5-foot-nothing and probably 100lbs wet, and she would like to learn some martial art for self-defense. At first, she wanted to do Krav Maga but the local place is (unsurprisingly) fake.
My mother's second choice for my sister is Shotokan karate, and bringing up biomechanics (sister at significant disadvantage against an average male assailant who is 7" taller and half again her weight) and its poor record in early UFC against other styles does nothing but...
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No it's wrong and stupid. Women are disposed to having a disadvantage in a fight, but have her pick a competent grappling and striking style and she could be able to defend herself with many years of training and practice. Something like boxing and judo or BJJ/wrestling and Muay Thai.
>>1387364
I feel like grappling, beyond escaping and avoiding getting grappled, would not be beneficial because it immobilizes someone to potentially get hurt by another attacker.
>>1387370
You're probably fucked if there's two attackers, especially if you're a woman. A good throw or takedown on concrete 1v1 would still take the sails out of someone's ship though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfWBufKyvAI
Who's worse?
Vince Russo and Jim Cornette both hate manlets so thats good
Id go with Cornette because Russo seems like he cares more about getting himself over than the talent.
>>1417633
Russo is infinetly times worse. He is responsible for changing what the wrestling biz is seen as in the public eye for the worse. Wrestling should just return to the memphis style
We need both of them. Or rather, a mix.
Neither style works well on its own and both men have pretty much made themselves difficult to work with. But we need both Cornette's traditionalism and Russo's wacky antics.
Between my beautiful Ryback about to leave, Roman Reigns suspended, and Big Show and Kane hardly making appearances, is there even any reason to watch WWE right now? Everyone on there (except I guess Cena) is impossible to take seriously.
Kevin mctubby because he reminds me of a fat bully
>>1417551
I dunno mastadons are in short supply right now. You got Cass I guess he is pretty tall.
[spoiler]And you can't. Teach. That.[/spoiler]
Why do most wrestlers now look really young where as they used to all look like grizzled men? Is it just less steroids?
Best WWE/F themes ranked in terms of how well they fit the wrestler.
1. Edge - Metalingus
2. Kane - Slow Chemical
3. Gangrel/The Brood's theme
4. JBL's theme
5. John Cena - apple dough
6. CM Punk - This Fire Burns
7. Stone Cold (anything pre-Disturbed)
8. STAND BACK, THERE'S A HURRICANE COMIN' THROUGH
9. Lita's most recent
10. Sandow's HALLELUJAH
Punk's Cult of Personality fit his 2011-2013 character better though.
Probably the GOAT behind The Rock's theme.
>>1417507
Best Rock theme.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FJHOC12avOY
Real American will forever be GOAT.
thoughts on jim cornette
>>1417478
Great and natural talker, nice to listen to. Not sure if i agree with everything he says but i like him
>>1417478
he's insane and out of touch. he's got some good ideas though.
Too obssessed with wrestling before the 90s
>cut a promo on my mom
>"W-Well, we'll see what your father thinks when he gets home!"
>dad comes home and goes straight to bed
>>1417182
Kek
What was the promo's content?
>>1417182
>cut a promo on my mom
>"W-Well, we'll see what your father thinks when he gets home!"
>dad comes home and goes straight to bed
Is he autistic?
>worked my mom into a shoot where she said she hated me and my siblings
Lol get worked mark
Share, make fun of, whatever with your Create a Wrestlers.
> Name
>Alignment
>Signature(s)
>Finisher(s)
Here's El Zodiaco, my serial killer themed lucha.
>Heel
>Step-up Enzuigiri & Itami Strike Combo
>Shooting Star Press & Caribbean Kick
>>1417137
Calling it early.
This will be one of, if not the most autistic thread in /asp/ history.
>>1417137
In SmackDown Vs Raw 2010 I made a spot on RVD because he wasn't available in the game.
I always make Shrek in WWE games.
I give him wind up punches, tests of strength moves and headbutts. A lot of throws and drops and nothing technical.
Signatures are Samoan drops a fast strong one for small opponents and a slower one for heavier guys.
Finishers are a running senton and a special finisher for big matches, a top rope senton.
Why do they hire guys that can hardly speak english? I've yet to hear a single decent nakamura promo and no, just because a bunch of idiots at full sail hype up every word that comes out of his mouth doesn't mean he's actually good at delivering them. I know Andrade Cien Almas has only been in nxt for a few weeks now but in the few promos of his that I've seen he's mostly speaking Spanish and bits of broken English. They're both talented wrestlers but I can't really see them doing anything on the main roster if they can't speak English...
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Because hunter knows the the demographics for the WWE are weeb shitters and horse fuckers now.
>>1417119
>do you think they also help them out with their English if they need it?
Yes, Itami was immediately given English lessons when he got there for example.
They can both speak perfect English, you fucking NXmemefag
I think they popped the wrong guy for steroids...
Seth is starting to get that extremely roided out Macho Man look...
>>1417023
>can no longer do upper-tier flippyshit as he used to because he had 2muchmass2handle
>has notably gained more
Fucking props to him, tho.
Seth knows the game, brother. Dean should follow suit, instead of shedding pounds like a wayward skeleton.
>>1417023
I found he just looked fatter at MITB. Probably hasn't been able to CrossFit with the bum knee. Naturally a little more fat is gonna make him a little bigger
>>1417105
It's not fat, it's roids.
He's been training hard as fuck to get back into the ring, he wouldn't have had time to put on weight. Under those circumstances, he'd have no opening to succumb to the infamous road-diet.
Steroids, however, make your face a little fatter, and bloat your abs.
Both of which he demonstrates.
the absolute madman!
BAH GAWD KING
IT'S KRISPEN WAH
>>1416799
whelp
>>1416799
You should have added the date it was posted
Went to the Royals Hall of Fame today and couldn't find the belt. Did the team keep it or is it a players personal belt now? Is it in the trash?
>>1416764
Meltzer said they donated it to Make A Wish
>>1416770
Not sure how I feel about that.
Source?
Why is Dean such a cuck?
>>1416738
I don't know, as long he keeps drawing I don't give a shit.
>>1416738
Dean has boosted the ratings. He is our lord and saviour.
>>1416787
I guarantee ratings are going to be down Monday. Screencap this. Dean fags are going to be crying.
