Hey, post some cool looking animals. I don't give a shit if it's a mammal, a bird, a fish, fucking insects or some fuck, I don't know. Just do it.
This faggot's called an okapi. It's in the same family as the giraffe except it's completely worthless because its neck is short. It COULD be interesting if its stripes covered its whole body like a zebra or some shit but no, it's just on its legs and fucking ass, look at this goddamn poofer.
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This retarded cunt is a bearded vulture. It's too fucking stupid to eat normal food so it eats bones instead.
Lying prick doesn't even have a beard, more like a fu-manchu, fucking ching chong nip nong weeaboo trash.
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This poor fuck is called a blobfish and all it does all day is swim around the ocean floor and feel fucking sorry for itself. It knows it doesn't deserve to live but it's like that one freakmonster from the end of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, it's too slow to bash its head into the wall to kill itself, and no fucking way it's going to manage to hold a knife with those shitty baby fins any time soon to slit its wrists. It doesn't even know it doesn't have wrists to slit. Asshole.
I don't actually know if blobfishes are assholes, but they probably are.
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This is a sea pig. It's actually just a sea cucumber. It doesn't have a brain. So that means it's retarded, too.
Oh shit I almost forgot, it's one of the most susceptible creatures to parasites in existence. Shit just eats it from the inside out, or the outside in, and it can't even begin to think to give a fuck. It would be badass if it wasn't literally retarded. Retarded people are strong as shit and you don't hear anyone calling them badasses.
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This horror is called the coconut crab, and it is a testament among many that God has forsaken the entire area of Oceania.
Did you know pinecones can weigh like 20 pounds in Australia? People seriously regularly die from falling pinecones. Pretty pathetic, I'd hate to be the pussy everyone mourns as "the pinecone guy."
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>>2110358
No, fucking seriously, pinecones get fucking huge in Australia.
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These vermin are called bee flies and they should be extinct but God probably lets them live as a sick joke.
They pollinate flowers just like bees, except unlike bees, who will fuck your shit and die an honorable death in the process upon feeling threatened, bee flies just fucking accept their death and don't sting people. Thinking about it, they're literally everything wasps aren't, which is to say, they're weak faggots who don't know how to assert themselves, fucking grow up.
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OP, we know you're samefagging, you're embarrassing yourself.
>>2110373
shutup this thread is fun.
>>2110373
I know he's samefagging, I don't think he was trying to hide it.
Thread made me lol. More!
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>>2110373
You fucking gay, I'm not trying to masturbate here, I'm educating you goddamned loons.
This is a loon, by the way. They live in North America and throughout Europe and Asia and they're a fucking irritation.
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Let's deviate from the topic for a moment and talk about dolphins. Everyone knows about dolphins. They're not that cool. You know what are fucking cool though? Dolphin rape caves.
You see, dolphins have prehensile penises. Tentacle dicks, if you will. Dolphins are secretly malevolent demigods who are entertained by the suffering of mortal kind. So, dolphins will grab swimmers with their arm-like cocks, drag them underwater and rape them to death in underwater fuckdungeons.
If it weren't for how gay dolphins look, I'd have nothing negative to say about dolphins.
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The male hooded seal, also known as the lesser Jew, developed a huge fucking nose scrotum that swells up in order to intimidate other males and to make females moist. I know sure as fuck my scrotum intimidates other males. It's like I'm having a perpetual allergic reaction down there.
Tragically, the ashkenazi of the sea is hunted to near extinction everywhere but its native Israel.
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Believe it or not, this small tumor is actually a sentient creature. This is a rain frog, and it is not even vaguely as interesting as tree frogs.
It's like a baby except it's not cute and it's widely considered neglectful and abusive to end its pitiful existence. It's fat as shit and it buries itself ass-first in the dirt sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quphpCu-W0k
Just watch this, look how sweaty and retarded these miserable oblong children are.
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Mudskippers are air-breathing fish that also fucking love to suck dick. They are also the most easily surprised fish.
When they're not eating phallus, the flopping fleshlights live one of the worst fucking lives of any species on God's forgotten soil. Get this, they don't lay eggs underwater, right? They dig a hole in the mud that goes back up into a pocket, and there's some muddy water shit between the pocket and the hole entrance. They lay their eggs in a foamy gross mess of semen all over the pocket wall and then for the rest of the mudskipper's life it fucking drinks air from the surface, goes back into its hole, spits oxygen into the pocket for its semen babies and returns to the surface to swallow more air, repeating the process so its hideous offspring doesn't die like it probably should. Think about it like your dad shoving his entire head up your mother's vagina to give you CPR in the womb 24/7 until you were born. Fucking sucks, huh?
>>2110429
>the lesser Jew
kek
Honestly the best thread I've seen on 4chan in quite some time.
>>2110410
>blood red eyes
Jesus Christ, why are birds so fucking terrifying?
>literally living descendants of fucking dinosaurs
Oh, that's why.
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>>2110540
Loons are creatures of vengeance is why.
>>2110536
As I find more not-fucking-boring animals I'll post. Too fucking bad most animals are losers who should've been bullied more in middle school as not to be so goddamn pathetic. This rat penis, for example.
The jewel caterpillar is the most fucking outwardly eccentric and flamingly homosexual insect to ever exist. It is the Elton Jon of the insect world, as well as the Michael Jordan of being a faggot.
We'll have to literally do a play-by-play to fully cover the scope of what a pansy this little shitter here is.
So, for starters, it starts its life as this gooey shiny fuck that would be ridiculously goddamn inviting for a predator to eat, how it survives at all is anyone's fucking guess. Natural selection and shit.
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>>2110564
Not satisfied with its fucking presence just yet, this tiny homo weaves this worthless cocoon that isn't even a half fucking decent cocoon, it has holes all over that bitch.
It then uses this cocoon to use as a display to lie in and build a second cocoon that it actually sleeps in, just to let everyone fucking know it's there like "Oh don't mind me, I'm just sleeping in my flamboyant-ass shit hammock or something," how about fuck you, conceited prick? It's not homophobic if I'm judging you for being an asshole, but you're still a huge faggot though.
![1_mothgallery[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AFxlWDv.jpg "1_mothgallery[1].jpg")
>>2110565
STILL not fucking done, it shits itself out of its hammock and becomes this fucking thing. THIS fucking thing, right here. No human being could pull this shit without getting harassed by every animal ethics foundation for the rest of their life. This is the fucking kind of anal orchestration people do that makes PETA pay people to firebomb labs and shit.
Point is, the jewel caterpillar is an attention slut and it should for sure go extinct because like, if this were a person it would be one of those really rich white kids that posts pics on instagram of their daddy's money and they grow up with no sense of restraint or judgement so they turn into adult children that dress like they're in a goddamn cartoon.
It's this shit that makes me wanna set oil fires in Africa, horrid queer of a feather duster.
>>2110564
>the Michael Jordan of being a faggot.
Fucking kek.
>>2110323
this is good
>>2110339
Blobfish only look like that because of decompression due to being taken out of their natural environment, though.
>>2110346
Same with sea pigs.
>>2111963
Pic didn't post.
>>2111962
So it's just a conventionally ugly fish instead of a nightmarishly ugly fish?
>>2111962
>yo bro, check out all dese pocket pussies!
>why the fuck are they that tacky yellow?
>I love dem asian cuties, mang.
Good thread, I read it.
>>2111969
https://youtu.be/x3dvs6C8c7g
>>2112193
https://youtu.be/FzFxjmr5mW8
>>2110373
was he trying to hide it?
obviously these are all his posts... so?
>>2110565
This is a Bumelia Webworm Moth, not a jewel moth.
This is a Senegal Bichir. They breathe air, can walk on land, can grow to be 2 feet long, and are fucking adorable.
This is goldline, my favorite fish. It's cool because it has gold lines all over and also very tasty.
>>2110435
> it's not cute
except it is
>>2110323
bumping the best thread on /an/ in a while.
I like deer
>>2113613
Can you keep those in an aquarium?
>>2110435
>fatasses literally just wait until food comes to them
>don't even get them in the first try
Reminds me of /g/ for some reason.
>>2110323
This is a Pacman frog, they are popular pets and are angry all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70FTqESdCyU
>>2110410
Bravo
>>2110435
I want one
>>2112590
Damn, at first I thought what kind of a monkey that is.
Rainbow stags (Phalacrognathus muelleri) are pretty fucking snazzy, I had mild success breeding them in my early teens. Now I've only got their hollow, pristine exoskeletons as a bittersweet but /aesthetic/ bit of nostalgia.
i like birds .-.
