>May beetle on my patio, stuck on its back
>Help it over
>It just huffs at me like a bitch
>MFW
>>2164155
>May beetle
Don't you mean June bug?
>>2164156
I think he means either a cockchafer or a june bug
most likely a june bug, considering it is July
Maybe op is a complete retard and mistakes a Flower beetle for a cockchafer
>>2164155
Used to be afraid of june bugs
But then I looked closer
Their eyes! Their fluffy golden chest!
Their weird anlter antenna things!
Their infantile level of coordination!
Adorable buggers
>>2164216
no, I's called may BUG or doodlebug
May beetle is just a 1 to 1 translation from german
>>2164175
>most likely a june bug, considering it is July
may beetles are early this year, I already found a bunch of adult females laying eggs in the lawns I maintain.
>"Other names include bracken clock, bummler, chovy, cob-worm, dorrs, dumbledarey, humbuz, June bug, kittywitch, billy witch, may-bittle, midsummer dor, mitchamador, oak-wib, rookworm, snartlegog, spang beetle, and tom beedel."
this is why latin binomial nomenclature
I know they're 'pests' but whether they're these medium size ones with the sawtooth spots on the sides, or the big metallic lamborghini green ones, they're pretty damn cute. I like holding insects that are physically strong.