When was the last time you saw a cockroach with huge fuckin' mandibles? It's a minor male stag beetle, no idea what species live in America though.

Definitely some type of roach, not sure if cockroach though. Good luck op, take it to the vet

>>2162496
Someone told me it was a cockroach, and I assumed they knew better than me. I didn't think cockroaches had big pincer like mandibles but what do I know.

>>2162499
I have an appointment booked already

>>2162493
It's a guy beetle, lucanus genus

>>2162493
its a deadly brown recluse roach

It's a male reddish brown stag beetle, Lucanus capreolus. That's a major male. They help break down rotting logs and it's fun to watch the males fight!

>>2162493
that's a fucking dog you retard

>>2162493
It's a kennal roach. They usually die after laying their eggs inside a host.

>>2162510
Whoever told you that has a very poor understanding of roaches.

Take it to the vet

Update. It's moving. I'm at work right now but what do these guys eat?

He ain't moving much

Looks like a smaller dog breed, probably one of those exotic asian ones.

>>2162695
I lied, accidentally left it at work. It's good as ded

>>2162493
That's a turk.

>>2162496
>When was the last time you saw a cockroach with huge fuckin' mandibles
This is a NEW YORK cockroach.
Mutations increase exponentially in the subways.

>>2162695
just throw it in the garden, stag beetles are common, I don't know why you're so worried about this.

>>2163082
It's well preserved for a bug I found mainly dead, and I know someone who wants it for bug collecting.

Also it still moves from time to time. Is there any chance he can make a full recovery or is it the death rattles?

>>2163174
There's a very faint chance it could recover if given some sugary water or similar high-energy sweet shit. You know you could have just googled that, right?

>>2163075
are you implying our subways are radioactive