ITT we discuss the creation and sharing of bestiaries (I.E. a compendium of fantastical creatures).
Imagine walking through the forest with good ol' Canis when all of a sudden he finds something in the dirt: an old leather journal, bound tight and covered in dirt. You save its contents for your return home.
Carefully removing the thread, dust escapes as the beasts within take their long forgotten breath. The leather shudders in your hand like arising bone as you turn the cover. The name ______ stained in thick, black ink across the page. For hours your fingers trek hundreds of pages of exotic fur bound by yellowed tape, detailed anatomical sketches of impossible life, and riveting stories of mythic beasts. When the dreadful end is turned and dawn calls, the same thick ink tells, "The Fairy Tale Awaits".
>TL;DR surely you fellow animal lovers have want of more. Join me in my creation of these bestiaries. You know it sounds cool as fuck.
Manbearpig
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Might get more replies on /tg/. Someone is bound to have some nice bestiary pages saved
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Dead. Motherland /IC/ is the only show of love.
This is a really slow board
You're dumb.
I'm not particularly creative, so here are some interesting looking animals
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the rumpfuggler
rumpfuggler (plural and singular) are found in hot, humid, dark areas such as everglades and subtropical marshes. they are so named because they have a penchant for overpowering unwary passersby and bending them over logs and sodomizing them with a strange trunk-like organ that, as far as science has been able to ascertain, has no biological purpose other than rump-fuggling anyone unfortunate enough to enter their territory.
the only known predator of rumpfuggler are Saracen, who have a penchant for invading rumpfuggler dens and clearing them out as a means to attract 72 potential mates.
more more information on Saracen/rumpfuggler predation, see appendix F: Orlando
OP's mom
The brown recluse. It can disguise itself as any other animal in order to draw in unsuspecting retards to ask about what animal it is on 4chan. Then it leaps on its victim and delivers a necrotizing bite with enough venom to kill a full grown elephant. The only thing that can defeat it is a lowland gorilla, an animal widely agreed upon as being capable of killing 3 T-Rexs at the same time. Pic related, it's a brown recluse.
