>come to Japan
>live in an apartment
>this thing flies in
What do?
>>2158406
>Leave apartment
>Take waifu pillow
>Drive out
>Get a boat
>Go to america
>Steal last known flyable A2M Zero fighter
>Fill it with explosives
>Fly all the way back to japan
>Fly it straight to my apartment
>Hug my waifu pillow for the last time
>For the emperor
Smash with shoe
Story time
>walk outside with .177 pellet rifle to snipe some squirrels
>notice nip hornet sitting on fig tree leaf
>cock and lock
>shoot the fucker point blank in his butt or whatever you call the fat bottom part
>falls dead
>move it with stick
>no fucking exit wound
I mean, it was just an airgun, but I've shot through rabbits and squirrels with it, in soft parts at least.
Those hornets are truly monsters
>>2158406
Run like a BITCH ASS NIGGA
Snatch it out of the air with a pair of chop sticks and have a snack.
>>2158407
not that related but
have you head about that japanese pornstar that kamikaze'd house of some multimillionaire yakuza who was against bushido code or some shit?
>>2158406
Capture one, tie a bright colored ribbon around its abdomen, and then release it.
Leave it alone, and calmly try to exit the area. They can outfly human running speed, and when agitated or injured will release an aggregation/attack pheromone mix to summon as many of its sisters to battle as possible.
>>2158449
Not him but that sounds interesting.
>>2158479
Is it true that they are attracted by everything black?
>>2158485
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsuyasu_Maeno
>>2158408
>you will never wear genetically engineered hornet chitin onto the battlefield
>>2158505
oh for sure man. most of them fly into space at night
WHAT IF THE REASON WE DONT GO TO THE MOON ANY MORE IS
SPACE WASPS
>>2158578
imagine having a wasp in your space helmet
>>2158585
eat wasp
>>2158406
Take it to the bed
>>2158406
>What do?
Give it a little top hat and cane, I'll do a dance for you.
>>2158406
do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-zIc2TF4LM
>>2158406
>Sit calmly
>Grab nearest swinging weapon available to me
>Prepare to Banzai charge harder then when my grandpa impaled those americans back in 1943
>>2158406
*unsheathes katana*
>>2158562
The gods are not shining upon me
>>2158406
>equip Fists
>Punch
>>2158684
*teleports behind you*
psssh, nothin personnel
*I thrust my stinger into your nape and inject venom*
nuke that shit country again
>>2159041
That only makes them stronger and bigger.
Probably kill myself desu
I mean, I am not getting out of there alive anyway, might as well try to make it quick and painless
>>2158455
so when it gets to the hive it is attacked as a intruder being it would look different to the simple insect mind and smell different and feels in its tiny brain dying by its sisters the sting of betrayal and loss?
>>2158665
COME WITH ME, AND YOU'LL BEE, IN A WORLD OF PURE EVISCERATION!
>>2158406
stomp its head in
>>2158406
>try to pet him
>get stung
>writhe around on the floor heartbroken and in pain
>>2158406
>Even the Satan insects in Japan are moe
>>2158406
Swear to have the rent-honey on time from now on.
>>2158406
close window, wait a few days until it dies, throw in trash. like i do to every insect except for flies because they're annoying. they get killed.
>>2158406
>hold it with frozen time
>go into the other room
>come back and finish the job
>>2158406
Collect them and eat them. I bet they taste like shrimp
>>2159760
lost
>>2158407
It is better to die for the emperor than live for yourself.
>>2158406
open the window and w8 for it to fly out
that's what I do with our european hornets
>>2158406
I scream "Waszzzzpinator terrorizzzze!" as load as I can.
When he turns into a little yellow robot person, and falls to the floor, I step on him.
I then put on my sun glasses, open the front door, and say "Autobots, rollout," as I walk out into the bright daylight.
>>2158562
If it's any consolation, hornet chitin would be flimsy garbage at human scale.
>>2158406
The correct answer involves liquid nitrogen.
>>2158406
I teach English in Japan.
>Had one of these bastards fly into a class I was teaching.
>Lands on this one kid's bag, about a foot away from her.
>She very calmly nopes the fuck out.
>Whole class stops while I find a plastic bucket to catch it under.
>Stop stupid kid who is about to swat it with a tennis racquet.
>Catch it under the bucket, slide a plate under it, go outside, shake bucket out, run.
>Resume class.
Boring story, I know, but it answers your question. Honestly the centepedes here scare me far more than the wasps.
>>2161382
Are the centipedes really that big over there in Japan?
[spoiler]I see them as giant monsters in anime and shit all the time, so I'm wondering if there's a precedent for that now.[/spoiler]
>>2160953
That's why you have to fold it 1000 times.
>>2161400
There's a wide variety. Pic related is the one I don't like...Jesus H. Christ...It's called a mukade, it must be Japanese for Satan or something. About 5 inches long. Saw one of these fuckers approaching my house so I summed up the courage and stomped it with all my might. I weigh about 200lbs. Didn't do nothing but make it angry. Bugs are supposed to die when you stomp on them.
>>2161647
You angered the insect gods anon. RIP
>>2161647
>Not gaining a height advantage and then leaping off the piece of furniture to fall on it
>>2158406
get my dog to eat it.
>>2161785
On the contrary, I love the insects here. Saw this guy outside the other day, 4 inches long, not counting the feelers. Massive jaws too but he wasn't hurting me. Kids keep giant ass beetles in little plastic cages during the summer, sweet little critters. Hand sized moths, constant cicadas, huge yellow garden spiders. I never gave a fuck about bugs till I came here, but now they're my bros. It's whatever the fuck kinda arthropod centepedes are that I don't like.
>>2158567
>>2158578
Makes sense.
>>2159036
It was a hologram
>>2161882
Or at least use proper form.
>>2160765
ZA WARLDA
