Human babies can't compete.
>implying impregnation isn't a top tier fetish
>tfw a bird views you as its parent
best feel
>>2141620
Unfortunately, I don't know that feel.
Human early development period is ridiculous in comparison to most other species. Can't do anything for almost two years. Endless high volume crying. Tons of illnesses.
Then you have fairly intelligent animals like corvids; lay eggs, feed babies for a couple months, teach to fly, off you go.
>>2141615
Well, crying evolved in order to get a parents attention. I'm sure that constant cheeping is just as irritating to the mother bird as a baby's screaming is to a human.
>>2141641
>Calling something that can be baited by shiny objects smart
>>2141619
>the primary goal of sex is a fetish
Wew lad
>>2141641
>calling something that's baited into buying shiny smart phones every year smart
true. we should extinct actually.
>>2143187
>cheeps annoyingly as fuck
>is fucking useless in flight, have to watch it all the time
>had to shit that out with all the food for the next few weeks inside a huge ball
>have to feed it literally all day long
>bites like crazy and it's scared of heights
HUMAN
>shouts to deter predators, top tier bluff
>has all the body it needs to work its way around
>shits without alerting predators to the presence of its nest
>developed within another human, so it gradually gets all the nourishment
>parents don't have to construct a nest out of twigs and shit to protect it, someone does it for them
Bird babbys can't compete.
>>2141641
Yeah, but the slow development allows humans to eventually become more intelligent than every other known species on the planet.
Don't even get me started on neuroplasticity and the potential for all average human children to be raised to be geniuses.
Everybody is mediocre because everybody is a mediocre parent.
>>2143190
smart phones and jewelry
>>2141615
>come home to my eggs
>something seems different
>can't quite put my feather on it
>oh well lol
>I sure do love all my chicks I can't wait until they hatch
Yeah, its great being a bird parent
>>2144213
>Everybody is mediocre because everybody is a mediocre parent.
This times a million.
>>2145889
This times a billion.
It was like introducing sliced bread to my family when my wife taught our baby sign language. We were able to communicate with our 9 month old baby which DRASTICALLY reduces the annoying crying.
