I'm currently in rural northeast Texas, and these bastards have been clinging to my blinds for 2 days now, what are they?
They kinda look like aphids
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Take a non blurry pic and we might be able to help you.
>>2137983
holy shit dude those are assassin bug nymphs
THEY HAVE STINGS WORSE THAN SCORPIONS MOTHERFUCKER BURN IT DOWN
>>2138159
A non-blurry pic isn't needed for once, it's obvious as fuck.
>>2137993
>mesquite bug
sounds tasty
>>2137983
Assassin bug
>assasin bugs
you dumb motherfuckers need to learn more than two or three animals in the world before you try and ID them. OP has leaf footed bugs. You can tell it's them and not a bugs because they have totally different body shapes and there is a group of them hanging out not eating eachother for days.
>>2138163
They bite you, no venom is involved, they just hurt like shit