>watching over two kittens we found alone at the stables
>lying on my bed with both of them
>one takes the initiative to walk across my keyboard
>death metal starts playing
>20 tabs of porn fly open and start playing simultaneously
Maybe that last part didn't happen, but it got me thinking. What's the worst/weirdest thing of yours your pet has gotten into?
>>2130528
Used tampons. Bloody cotton everywhere.
>>2130549
Where the fuck do you keep your used tampons?!
>>2130549
>>2130575
Yeah this happened a lot between my sisters and mom with the dogs. They just went fucking apeshit and would tear open the trash for them. Theyd ignore leftover food for them and wouldn't go into the trash otherwise but goddam they
Loved tampons and dirty underwear(male or female).
My cat really likes used qtips but that apparently is normal for cats. One of the same dogs mentioned above also brought us our moms dildo once.
>>2130581
>late night
>Woken up by dog drinking water
>Realize it's not from kitchen
>Instinctively go to the bathroom
>Find him drinking out of the toilet; I kick him out
>Wait it smells really bad in here
>Realize the toilet is full of diarrhea and blood someone didn't flush
>I add vomit to diarrhea
>just the act was vomit inducing so I Continued to puke until my stomach is empty
>Flush, wash up, close the door, go to bed
How about an entire fucking party tray of special brownies? I could have killed my brother for leaving that shit out; I'm honestly not sure what he expected... But he lost a bunch of money from it, so at least there's that.
You've not really lived until you've had to induce a two dog fountain of projectile brownie barf. Even after that they were fucked up.
>>2130549
this
dogs smell even a hint of a used pad and they go right for them. Tear them apart all over the livingroom. Literal bloody mess everywhere
My cats used to climb all the way up screen doors for apparently no reason... They don't do it much anymore though I don't know why
Out walking my grandfather's dog in the woods when the fucker starts eating these things.
>>2130549
>staying at my aunt's house
>I sleep in the spare bedroom in the basement
>there's also a bathroom in the basement
>I wake up around 6am, it's dark
>hear rustling in the bathroom
>assume it's one of my cousins showering--there were a lot of people staying in the house that weekend
>wait, the lights are off
>"hello?"
>rustling stops
>hear the jingling of collar tags
>their malamute emerges from the dark bathroom, his face covered in blood from the trash can
My cats are outdoor cats (mom is allergic) and there's a small section on the side of the house where they just lick the wall
>>2130581
My wife's cat does this to hers, it's fucking weird. Good to know it's apparently normal.
>>2130528
A garbage bag, then the can, and then the back of the garbage truck.
